• Sorry, couldn't wait until 1/31/16 to cut Anthony Rendon. Catharsis had to happen. And, nice try, but no way I'm going to give you fuckers joke material by shopping Adam Jones ($34).

  Joke TBD on November 16, 2015 12:33 PM

• You have until the last day of January to make cuts.

  Yandalf the Ray on November 16, 2015 12:22 PM

• You have until the last day of January to make cuts.

  Yandalf the Ray on November 16, 2015 12:22 PM

• You all know you can try to make trades before making your cuts?

  Yandalf the Ray on November 16, 2015 12:22 PM

• Welcome to the league.

  Team Barton on November 15, 2015 1:04 PM

• Welcome, Brian!

  Oy With The Poodles Already on November 15, 2015 10:59 AM

• The Ghost of Steinbrenner's trade block has been updated!

  Tampico Stogies on November 15, 2015 9:05 AM

• Hey, everyone. My name is Brian and I'm the new owner in the league (The Ghost of Steinbrenner). Just wanted to introduce myself and let everyone know that I'm very open to trade proposals - no one is off-limits.

  Tampico Stogies on November 15, 2015 9:03 AM

• Allocation is a lot like masturbation. It is only fun when you are doing it at other people. And yes, I meant at.

  'Louie'ville Sluggers on November 13, 2015 1:22 PM

• Allocation is a lot like masturbation. It is only fun when you are doing it at other people. And yes, I meant at.

  'Louie'ville Sluggers on November 13, 2015 1:21 PM

• Most of us have been playing this silly fake game together for years, if you don't allocate I will take this as a personal insult. DO NOT BUTT FUCK me on this one.

  Yandalf the Ray on November 13, 2015 1:18 PM

• Four teams w/ one day to submit their allocations! Quit jerking off thinking about Bastard Manners and a herd of pigs and allocate!

  Oy With The Poodles Already on November 13, 2015 1:15 PM

• The Frank Menechinos's trade block has been updated!

  Tampico Stogies on November 10, 2015 2:45 PM

• New Guy in the league I will get you all his details so you can murder sex him at your own discretion.

  Yandalf the Ray on November 10, 2015 1:20 PM

• River Otters's trade block has been updated!

  Lollygaggers! on November 10, 2015 12:58 AM

• Everyone, arbitration starts today. You have one month to make your selections (you can change your allocations up until the last second). If you do not allocate all of your allotted money, none of your allocations will count.

  Yandalf the Ray on October 15, 2015 2:53 PM

• with a current roster of 63 players....

  Yandalf the Ray on October 5, 2015 12:35 PM

• But will have one of the better rosters in the league next year

  Trash Pandas on October 5, 2015 12:33 PM

• Whatta retard.

  Oy With The Poodles Already on October 5, 2015 12:11 PM

• Brad is first in our 4x4 league and last in this league.

  Yandalf the Ray on October 5, 2015 11:53 AM

• Meh.

  Oy With The Poodles Already on October 5, 2015 11:38 AM

• How does it feel, Greg?

  Big Papi memories on October 5, 2015 10:48 AM

• Okay everyone season is over. There could potentially be some point adjustments tomorrow but nothing should change the fact the Matt won. Arbitration starts on the 15th, if you have any questions how that works ask now. I do not recommend making any cuts until after arbitration... Ask Greg Weber how that feels.

  Yandalf the Ray on October 5, 2015 12:47 AM

• She lives!

  Trash Pandas on September 1, 2015 1:09 AM

• (Maybe I shouldn't leave my homework until the night it's due... Sorry, teacher.)

  I Am Risen on September 1, 2015 12:54 AM

• Oh, eff. I forgot this stupid platform is on East Coast time. It's no longer August in Ottoneuland. :(

  I Am Risen on September 1, 2015 12:52 AM

• Grand Theft Votto's trade block has been updated!

  #Cincinnati Flying Pigs on August 25, 2015 3:32 AM

• River Otters's trade block has been updated!

  Lollygaggers! on August 25, 2015 3:25 AM

• Soler, Bruce, Bauer, Nola, Wheeler, and Stephenson all on the block.

  Trash Pandas on August 20, 2015 4:54 AM

• A Bunch of Gilmore Girls's trade block has been updated!

  Trash Pandas on July 30, 2015 6:25 PM

• The Frank Menechinos's trade block has been updated!

  Tampico Stogies on July 29, 2015 5:07 PM

• I thought you should know twice.

  #Cincinnati Flying Pigs on July 25, 2015 7:48 PM

• First to 11,000 points bitches

  #Cincinnati Flying Pigs on July 25, 2015 7:47 PM

• First to 11,000 points bitches

  #Cincinnati Flying Pigs on July 25, 2015 7:46 PM

• Is everyone coming back next year? I have a wait list for both my league so if you're out let me know now.

  Yandalf the Ray on July 24, 2015 2:39 AM

• Looking for a Howie+SP for SS deal

  Trash Pandas on July 18, 2015 3:52 PM

• Howie needs a new home you guys

  Trash Pandas on July 18, 2015 3:52 PM

• A Bunch of Gilmore Girls's trade block has been updated!

  Trash Pandas on July 18, 2015 3:48 PM

• Grand Theft Votto's trade block has been updated!

  #Cincinnati Flying Pigs on July 17, 2015 8:59 PM

• A Bunch of Gilmore Girls's trade block has been updated!

  Trash Pandas on July 12, 2015 5:14 PM

• Moss anyone?

  Yandalf the Ray on July 12, 2015 11:51 AM

• Moss anyone?

  Yandalf the Ray on July 10, 2015 10:24 PM

• Moss anyone?

  Yandalf the Ray on July 10, 2015 10:24 PM

• Fuck him, right in the MUNT!!!'s trade block has been updated!

  Yandalf the Ray on July 10, 2015 10:20 PM

• (That's a reference to the auctions in progress.)

  I Am Risen on July 9, 2015 2:44 PM

• Looks like someone loves the Astros as much as I do...

  I Am Risen on July 9, 2015 2:44 PM

• MIKE TROUT, BITCHES's trade block has been updated!

  I Am Risen on July 9, 2015 2:39 PM

• Grand Theft Votto's trade block has been updated!

  #Cincinnati Flying Pigs on July 2, 2015 4:53 AM

• i dont want to log onto facebook. but spencil dick's half truths and general cocksuckery have to be called out. his trade offer was gobbledygook.

  'Louie'ville Sluggers on June 16, 2015 6:43 PM

• pretty sure Peter is going to be honor raped.

  Yandalf the Ray on June 16, 2015 12:11 AM

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