• I like that you don't even know for sure why you did it but your arousal from my tears was your most logical guess.

  Yandalf the Ray on March 30, 2016 11:56 AM

• Your tears make me horny?

  Oy With The Poodles Already on March 30, 2016 11:54 AM

• WTF Greg! Why you gotta steal my Inciarte away?

  Yandalf the Ray on March 30, 2016 11:53 AM

• It's not you, it's me.

  Big Papi memories on March 28, 2016 11:37 AM

• I've been getting some complaints from managers about trade requests going unanswered. Yes, some managers in this league love to offer trades non stop but you should always give them the courtesy of a rejection. I am not asking that you write why you rejected the trade, or what they could do to make a more appealing offer... just respond. This is a league full of people who, for the most part, know one another. What I am basically saying is, don't be dicks.

  Yandalf the Ray on March 28, 2016 11:30 AM

• Who the fuck sops up biscuits?

  #Cincinnati Flying Pigs on March 24, 2016 10:19 PM

• I could just sop you up like a biscuit!

  Oy With The Poodles Already on March 23, 2016 2:28 AM

• They are okay; not my favorite but I'd put them ahead of broccoli

  Trash Pandas on March 23, 2016 1:06 AM

• Hey brad, what are your thoughts on Brussels

  #Cincinnati Flying Pigs on March 23, 2016 12:59 AM

• $I Support ISIS$'s trade block has been updated!

  Trash Pandas on March 22, 2016 9:36 PM

• it* #beastialitywins

  #Cincinnati Flying Pigs on March 18, 2016 1:49 AM

• him* #lovewins

  Trash Pandas on March 18, 2016 12:50 AM

• The second you get married I am going to try and have anal intercourse with her... I promise you this with all of my being.

  Yandalf the Ray on March 18, 2016 12:45 AM

• No funny, witty, perverted comment

  Trash Pandas on March 18, 2016 12:43 AM

• Obviously that trade being accepted was a joke. I canceled it.

  Yandalf the Ray on March 17, 2016 9:56 PM

• Oy With The Poodles Already's trade block has been updated!

  Oy With The Poodles Already on March 14, 2016 12:26 PM

• Joke TBD's trade block has been updated!

  Joke TBD on March 14, 2016 11:37 AM

• Don Trump's trade block has been updated!

  Yandalf the Ray on March 14, 2016 10:55 AM

• the children didn't waste any time... Nice trade guys,

  Yandalf the Ray on March 14, 2016 10:19 AM

• The C Roll's trade block has been updated!

  Team Barton on March 14, 2016 7:21 AM

• $I Support ISIS$'s trade block has been updated!

  Trash Pandas on March 14, 2016 4:36 AM

• Ctrl+Altuve+Del's trade block has been updated!

  #Cincinnati Flying Pigs on March 14, 2016 12:19 AM

• Don Trump's trade block has been updated!

  Yandalf the Ray on March 13, 2016 10:47 PM

• great auction everybody

  #Cincinnati Flying Pigs on March 13, 2016 10:44 PM

• 19.4 % inflation projected for this league. slightly, if insignificantly, lower than the %20 average for a league as old as ours.

  Yandalf the Ray on March 13, 2016 7:32 PM

• I am home and will be in the draft room looking for sext talking

  Yandalf the Ray on March 13, 2016 7:28 PM

• i just drank a sixer and ate two jars of pickles. it must be draft day.

  'Louie'ville Sluggers on March 13, 2016 7:27 PM

• Standing shits are balling.

  'Louie'ville Sluggers on March 13, 2016 7:25 PM

• Also I've been walking around with a real wet penis all morning (don't judge me for my sexual dysfunctions). I'm really excited to draft with you all again.

  Yandalf the Ray on March 13, 2016 2:26 PM

• Okay my fellow baseballsexuals today is the day. You've had a several literal fuck tons of time to let me know if today 5pm pst won't work so backing out now isn't an option. Now after saying all that, I am already drunk so expect me to be 15 min late... Kidding but not really. I will be in probably right at 5 since I have an event. I imagine most of you will finish tonight with the exception of the new guy who cut his entire team. Round two will be established, if needed, at the end.

  Yandalf the Ray on March 13, 2016 2:24 PM

• Note that clocks are set forward on the 13th. Don't fuck this up.

  Oy With The Poodles Already on February 24, 2016 12:19 PM

• DO NOT fuck this up son, we are all counting on you.

  Yandalf the Ray on February 24, 2016 12:17 PM

• only gives me a couple weeks to buy snacks but I'll make it work

  Joke TBD on February 24, 2016 12:15 PM

• Works for me.

  Oy With The Poodles Already on February 24, 2016 12:14 PM

• yup

  Tampico Stogies on February 24, 2016 11:42 AM

• we all good for the dates?

  Yandalf the Ray on February 24, 2016 11:30 AM

• we all good for the dates?

  Yandalf the Ray on February 24, 2016 11:30 AM

• Auction draft as of now is 3/13 at 5:00 PM PST. if you cannot make it please let me know ASAP but really try to make it work.

  Yandalf the Ray on February 21, 2016 12:12 PM

• If not everyone does the doodle poll I will pick a day that works for most. If you cannot make it I will have zero sympathy. Poll is closed Feb 21. http://doodle.com/poll/hsaev7ik37wi9wz2

  Yandalf the Ray on February 18, 2016 11:40 AM

• I got you, Mr. Specter

  Trash Pandas on February 13, 2016 4:50 PM

• all caps ISIS obv.

  'Louie'ville Sluggers on February 13, 2016 5:23 AM

• NAILED IT.

  Oy With The Poodles Already on February 12, 2016 5:22 PM

• Alright bros and broets. Are there women in this league? Assume that last question was parenthetical. Anywho. There is a matter of wHich dealings must occur. Bradtards name. I went forward and backwards with names. All of them to cool for his face and decision making. That is why I ended on A simple name. One that fits who he is. Without further noel. The name. $I Support Isis$

  'Louie'ville Sluggers on February 12, 2016 4:50 PM

• Points Doodle poll. Please do not do this unless you are in the points league. As always the times are in PST and are really just a ballpark (ie: 6pm means >6pm) http://doodle.com/poll/hsaev7ik37wi9wz2

  Yandalf the Ray on February 9, 2016 7:48 PM

• A Bunch of Gilmore Girls's trade block has been updated!

  Trash Pandas on February 7, 2016 8:56 PM

• The Ghost of Steinbrenner's trade block has been updated!

  Tampico Stogies on February 7, 2016 7:50 PM

• Text/call me 831-917-9448

  Yandalf the Ray on February 1, 2016 12:09 AM

• Text/call me 831-917-9448

  Yandalf the Ray on February 1, 2016 12:09 AM

• i will give everyone until the top of the hour to let me know if you accidentally cut someone. If I haven't heard from you by then, live with your mistakes.

  Yandalf the Ray on February 1, 2016 12:07 AM

• i will give everyone until the top of the hour to let me know if you accidentally cut someone. If I haven't heard from you by then, live with your mistakes.

  Yandalf the Ray on February 1, 2016 12:07 AM

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