2024 Standings
| Team | Record (W-L-T) | Points For | Points Against |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sam | |||
| She Shedeur on my Culpepper | 0-0-0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Red Hot Cucks | 0-0-0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Pickett My Hairy Scrotum | 0-0-0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Najee by Nature | 0-0-0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Age is just a number | 0-0-0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| 2030 Super Bowl Champion | 0-0-0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Darnold | |||
| Team Number 11 | 0-0-0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Team Number 10 | 0-0-0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Team Number 1 | 0-0-0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Taint Kisses | 0-0-0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Nameless, Grey Faces | 0-0-0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Justin Fields | 0-0-0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |