2023 Standings
| Team | Record (W-L-T) | Points For | Points Against |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sam | |||
| 2030 Super Bowl Champion | 9-5-0 | 1557.04 | 1391.60 |
| Najee by Nature | 8-6-0 | 1553.60 | 1381.40 |
| Age is just a number | 7-7-0 | 1357.64 | 1353.04 |
| Red Hot Cucks | 6-8-0 | 1248.64 | 1444.94 |
| Pickett My Hairy Scrotum | 6-8-0 | 1197.54 | 1466.72 |
| She Shedeur on my Culpepper | 3-11-0 | 1079.86 | 1347.42 |
| Darnold | |||
| Team Number 10 | 12-2-0 | 1750.32 | 1394.86 |
| Taint Kisses | 9-5-0 | 1707.78 | 1384.38 |
| Justin Fields | 9-5-0 | 1467.18 | 1435.84 |
| Nameless, Grey Faces | 7-7-0 | 1379.78 | 1465.56 |
| Team Number 1 | 4-10-0 | 1349.04 | 1430.84 |
| Team Number 11 | 4-10-0 | 1308.86 | 1460.68 |
Playoff Games
- Final
- Final