Imaginary Hammers
Current Auctions
Name | End Time | Min. Bid |
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Trevor Larnach MIN OF L | Fri Apr 26 12:21 PM | $1 |
Tyler Freeman CLE 2B/SS/3B/OF R | Sat Apr 27 11:34 AM | $1 |
Jesus Sanchez MIA OF L | Sat Apr 27 11:58 AM | $2 |
Brice Turang MIL 2B/SS L | Sat Apr 27 12:03 PM | $1 |
Players on Waivers
Name | Cut By | Claim Deadline | Salary |
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Elehuris Montero COL 1B/3B R | Can't CUTCH This! | Thu Apr 25 7:34 PM | $1 |
Austin Hays BAL OF R 10IL | Bitchin' Caminero | Fri Apr 26 12:35 AM | $3 |
Zack Gelof OAK 2B R 10IL | Shane Victorino | Fri Apr 26 12:02 PM | $12 |
Last 10 Transactions
Transaction Date | Team | Player | Transaction |
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Apr 25 2024 5:54 PM | Cub Your Enthusiasm | Reed Garrett NYM RP R $3 | add |
Apr 25 2024 12:02 PM | Shane Victorino | Zack Gelof OAK 2B R $6 10IL | cut |
Apr 25 2024 12:35 AM | Bitchin' Caminero | Austin Hays BAL OF R $2 10IL | cut |
Apr 24 2024 7:34 PM | Can't CUTCH This! | Elehuris Montero COL 1B/3B R $1 | cut |
Apr 24 2024 7:09 PM | Can't CUTCH This! | Martin Perez PIT SP/RP L $1 | add |
Apr 24 2024 5:15 PM | Bitchin' Caminero | Marco Luciano SFG AAA SS R $3 | add |
Apr 23 2024 5:14 PM | The Rime of Jamie Moyer | Marco Luciano SFG AAA SS R $3 | cut |
Apr 23 2024 5:14 PM | The Rime of Jamie Moyer | DL Hall MIL SP/RP L $4 15IL | cut |
Apr 23 2024 5:14 PM | The Rime of Jamie Moyer | Shane Bieber CLE SP R $9 60IL | cut |
Apr 23 2024 2:17 PM | The Rime of Jamie Moyer | Matt McLain CIN 2B/SS R $20 60IL | add |
League Message Board
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It could be worse, Cutch. You could have traded away a young $2 pitcher who has 39 K's in 29 IP, and a WHIP under 0.83 before he made a start. That's been a tough feeling after every start.
The Rime of Jamie Moyer on April 23, 2024 5:20 PM
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That's okay, Cutch, don't feel bad - Jesus did the same thing to me when I dropped him on a Sunday morning...
St. CGT IV on April 23, 2024 2:35 AM
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…and he proceeds to hit a bomb.
Can't CUTCH This! on April 22, 2024 9:02 PM
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Sad day when Cutch drops Cutch.
The Rime of Jamie Moyer on April 22, 2024 8:39 PM
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And thank you Saint for the deep dive on the count. You are the most reliable intellect I have ever known. As well as the most reliably honest intellect. Which are two different things as we have discovered since the Trump era began.
Bitchin' Caminero on April 20, 2024 3:39 AM
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"Return to a typical rate" is a great campaign slogan. For anyone. Who wants to deceive. My relatives are not relative.
Bitchin' Caminero on April 20, 2024 3:32 AM
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Well I'm glad it wasn't just me. I don't get to say that very often.
Bitchin' Caminero on April 20, 2024 3:29 AM
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...all others must bring data, inc. St. CGT IV: according to BRef, MLB is on pace for 100 deaths in 2024, which is a return to a typical rate compared to recent years; here's the data back to 2010: '10, 101; '11, 111 (the high in these years until...); '12, 82 (the low by far since '10); '13, 102; '14, 95; '15, 94; '16, 95; '17, 101; '18, 98, '19, 100; '20 (now things get rougher), 117 (inc. 7 HOFers & Dick Allen who should be); '21, 109; '22, 106; '23, 113; '24, 30 & countin'.
St. CGT IV on April 20, 2024 3:25 AM
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And don't know about you guys but I'm very concerned with recent surge in deaths among former Major Leaguers. I'm sure the Pitch Clock is to blame. And Pussyman is also most likely involved somehow.
Bitchin' Caminero on April 20, 2024 1:36 AM
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Bon was Scottish by birth. Appropriately.
Bitchin' Caminero on April 20, 2024 1:00 AM
Standings as of April 25, 2024
Team | Total | Chg |
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Hornswogglers | 76.0 | 1.5 |
St. CGT IV | 70.0 | 3.0 |
Cub Your Enthusiasm | 67.0 | 2.0 |
Shane Victorino | 65.0 | 2.0 |
The Rime of Jamie Moyer | 63.0 | 2.0 |
Can't CUTCH This! | 57.0 | 3.0 |
Jack Klugman's Second Best Lung | 50.5 | 2.0 |
Smoak and Mirrors | 48.5 | 0.5 |
Carlos Pérez's K-Dance | 45.5 | 1.0 |
Roar from 34 | 31.0 | 7.0 |
Bitchin' Caminero | 28.5 | 8.0 |
Roberto Big Piece and the 69ers | 22.0 | 2.0 |