2025 Balatro Contest

Keeper Deadline: Friday, January 31, 2025 11:59 PM EST

Imaginary Hammers

Last 10 Transactions

All Transactions

Transaction Date Team Player Transaction
Jan 22 2025 12:19 AM Smoak and Mirrors Sawyer Gipson-Long DET ST RP R $0 OUT cut
Jan 22 2025 12:19 AM Smoak and Mirrors Tim Mayza FA RP L $0 cut
Jan 22 2025 12:19 AM Smoak and Mirrors Jeimer Candelario CIN 1B/3B S $0 cut
Jan 22 2025 12:19 AM Smoak and Mirrors Jarred Kelenic ATL OF L $0 cut
Jan 22 2025 12:19 AM Smoak and Mirrors Marcus Stroman NYY SP R $0 cut
Jan 22 2025 12:19 AM Smoak and Mirrors George Springer TOR OF R $0 cut
Jan 21 2025 3:55 AM A Million Bright Ambassadors Kyle Wright KCR RP R $0 OUT cut
Jan 21 2025 3:55 AM A Million Bright Ambassadors Zebby Matthews MIN SP R $0 cut
Jan 21 2025 3:55 AM A Million Bright Ambassadors Yariel Rodriguez TOR SP R $0 cut
Jan 21 2025 3:55 AM A Million Bright Ambassadors Drew Thorpe CHW SP R $0 cut

League Message Board

All Messages

  • Hey all, friendly reminder that there are 10 days left to renew your team (and do trades/cuts). As of right now, 6 teams still need to renew. Do it before 1/31!

    To do it (as I just tested): Go to Ottoneu logo at the top left, go to Dashboard, on right where it says "Paid through (2025)" click "Extend Now", do the Paydala stuff.

    If anyone is not coming back, let me know ahead of time. I do have a friend who wants in, and I could then give him a few da

    The Rime of Jamie Moyer on January 21, 2025 5:18 PM

  • Polar Bear 🐻‍❄️ on the block… who needs a power hitting 1B - tho - he is costly, but willing to deal him cheap!

    Can't CUTCH This! on December 2, 2024 11:54 AM

  • got rid of the riff raff and open for business!!!

    Can't CUTCH This! on November 21, 2024 10:17 AM

  • who put $3 on my MOISES BALLESTEROS :-) you’re not getting a Christmas card haha

    Can't CUTCH This! on November 15, 2024 3:11 PM

  • EVERYONE is available except for: Betts, Tatis, Alonso, Altuve and Regans who are on lock… offer up!

    Can't CUTCH This! on November 15, 2024 10:35 AM

  • Everybody did the thing! High fives all around!

    The Rime of Jamie Moyer on November 15, 2024 2:21 AM

  • I just sent an email, but if anyone knows Klugman or Smoak personally, check in and see if they're doing arbitration / definitely coming back? My in-ottoneu messages to them from a week ago have gone unread.

    The Rime of Jamie Moyer on November 13, 2024 12:12 PM

  • Thank you! You spewed out some great possible future team names.

    Hornswogglers on November 8, 2024 10:40 AM

  • Not that I was planning keeping him regardless. I just hate irresponsible stupidity.

    A Million Bright Ambassadors on November 8, 2024 2:56 AM

  • What kind of a clueless douchbag arbs an oft injured already overpriced post prospect? Yes I'm trolling. For idiots.

    A Million Bright Ambassadors on November 8, 2024 2:53 AM

Standings as of September 30, 2024

Team Total Chg
St. CGT V 91.0 1.0
Hornswogglers 78.0 0.0
Yoshi Teddy Bear 67.0 0.0
Shane Victorino 65.5 0.0
Smoak and Mirrors 62.0 0.0
The Rime of Jamie Moyer 57.0 0.0
Carlos Pérez's K-Dance 50.0 0.5
Roar from 34 37.0 0.0
Can't CUTCH This! 32.5 0.0
Jack Klugman's Second Best Lung 28.0 23.0
A Million Bright Ambassadors 16.0 1.0
Roberto Big Piece and the 69ers 10.0 7.5

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