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Current Auctions

NameEnd TimeMin. Bid
Sawyer Gipson-Long DET RP R 60IL Thu May 1 11:17 AM $1
Gabriel Arias CLE 2B/SS/3B R Fri May 2 1:18 AM $2
Brock Wilken MIL AA 3B R Fri May 2 1:18 AM $2
Drew Gilbert NYM AAA OF L Fri May 2 1:18 AM $2
Yu Darvish SDP SP R 15IL Fri May 2 1:18 AM $2
Camilo Doval SFG RP R  Fri May 2 1:21 AM $1
Shane Smith CHW SP/RP R  Fri May 2 12:49 PM $1
Jesus Tinoco MIA RP R Fri May 2 10:38 PM $2
Max Scherzer TOR SP R 15IL  Fri May 2 10:38 PM $1

Players on Waivers

Claim

Name Cut By Claim Deadline Salary
Zack Littell TBR SP R  Xmas Carroll Thu May 1 2:06 PM $1

Last 10 Transactions

All Transactions

Transaction Date Team Player Transaction
Apr 30 2025 2:06 PM Xmas Carroll Zack Littell TBR SP R $1  cut
Apr 29 2025 10:47 PM Xmas Carroll Ryan Gusto HOU SP/RP R $1  add
Apr 29 2025 10:46 PM Xmas Carroll Tyler Mahle TEX SP R $4  add
Apr 29 2025 1:11 PM PTBNL Connor Wong BOS C/1B R $2 10IL  cut
Apr 29 2025 12:24 PM The Boyds of Summer A.J. Minter NYM RP L $1 15IL  cut
Apr 29 2025 12:09 PM The Boyds of Summer Reed Garrett NYM RP R $2  add
Apr 29 2025 10:45 AM PTBNL Ryan Weathers MIA A SP L $1 15IL  add
Apr 28 2025 4:09 PM Akron Groomsmen Harry Ford SEA AAA C R $1 cut
Apr 28 2025 3:40 PM Akron Groomsmen Luis Guerrero BOS RP R $1  add
Apr 28 2025 10:44 AM Hit the Kwan Ryan Weathers MIA A SP L $1 15IL  cut

League Message Board

All Messages

  • Another reminder that our draft is back and the he click is moving on all nominations! 😀

    Hit the Kwan on March 4, 2025 10:15 AM

  • We should be set - we are in “Sleep Mode” meaning all timers are paused but you can go set bids. I’ll also take this opportunity to update our rosters in Ottoneu.
    To make sure any additional bugs are resolved before we fully start we’ll restart countdown on players at 9am EST!

    Hit the Kwan on March 3, 2025 5:18 PM

  • Yes, the site is down. Harold sent a message in slack. He will have to reset some things once the site is working again.

    Webb Gems on March 2, 2025 11:13 PM

  • Anyone else having an issue getting to the couch manager website?

    Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums on March 2, 2025 10:52 PM

  • we got a draft room setup for y'all to join and I'll be honest with y'all - this is a feature rich draft platform with a HORRIBLE user interface - be forewarned lol
    Here's the steps to join:
    1. Go to https://www.couchmanagers.com/ and either Sign Up or Log in
    2. Go to https://www.couchmanagers.com/auctions/index.php?auction_id=979
    3. Click on an available Join button
    4. Provide password when asked: armchair

    Hit the Kwan on February 23, 2025 9:06 PM

  • Don’t forget today is the roster deadline - get those trades and cuts made before 11:59pm EST!

    Hit the Kwan on January 31, 2025 4:38 PM

  • Announcements:
    1. Trade and cut deadline is JAN 31 at 11:59pm EST
    2. Renewals are also due by JAN 31 (8/12 managers are already renewed)

    A reminder that any trade accepted tomorrow will still be allowed but will process past the cut deadline, meaning you will not be able to cut any players that you accept a trade for tomorrow.

    Hit the Kwan on January 30, 2025 10:29 AM

  • Arbitration ends TOMORROW - here are our current stats from looking at: https://ottoneu.fangraphs.com/1013/allocations

    8/12 managers have finished allocated dollars - let's get to 12/12!

    Hit the Kwan on November 13, 2024 2:56 PM

  • Everyone: we have 8/12 managers feedback and with the added comment from Ben Morrow we currently have:
    1. The end of Franchise Tagging
    2. YES on trying some form of Slow Draft
    3. NO on restricting bidding on MLB draft players midseason

    I want to make sure we’re all on board with these changes so I’ll give us until end of day October 22nd for anyone who wants to voice opposition.

    Hit the Kwan on October 21, 2024 6:13 PM

  • New poll to finalize on franchise tagging ruling and to review proposed new rules: https://web.polly.ai/ezwrey

    Hit the Kwan on October 18, 2024 1:21 PM

Standings as of April 30, 2025

Team Pts Chg
Hit the Kwan 3675.7 133.9
Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums 3609.6 164.4
Webb Gems 3390.0 130.9
Xmas Carroll 3316.4 102.5
The Boyds of Summer 3283.4 127.9
Akron Groomsmen 3272.6 77.9
ThereIsNoSuchThingAsAHealthyPitcher 3065.8 67.2
San Bernardino Baseball Club 3055.5 82.2
Laminated Cats 2993.3 114.5
PTBNL 2872.6 130.0
The Catcher and the Fly 2470.9 21.1
It Ain’t Deer Season 1860.5 18.6

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