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Current Auctions

NameEnd TimeMin. Bid
Ronny Henriquez MIA RP R  Wed May 28 10:23 AM $1
Noah Cameron KCR SP/RP L  Wed May 28 11:00 PM $1
Carlos Narvaez BOS C R  Thu May 29 11:13 AM $1
Drew Pomeranz CHC RP L  Thu May 29 12:59 PM $1
Blake Treinen LAD RP R 60IL Thu May 29 4:18 PM $1

Players on Waivers

Claim

Name Cut By Claim Deadline Salary
Trevor Williams WSN SP R  Laminated Cats Wed May 28 9:53 AM $2
Nestor Cortes MIL SP L 60IL Hit the Kwan Wed May 28 10:47 AM $3
Gunnar Hoglund ATH SP R  Hit the Kwan Wed May 28 10:47 AM $4
Mason Montgomery TBR SP/RP L Hit the Kwan Wed May 28 10:47 AM $6

Last 10 Transactions

All Transactions

Transaction Date Team Player Transaction
May 28 2025 12:40 AM Hit the Kwan Kyren Paris LAA 2B/SS/OF R $3  add
May 27 2025 3:43 PM Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums Javier Baez DET SS/3B/OF R $1  add
May 27 2025 10:47 AM Hit the Kwan Nestor Cortes MIL SP L $2 60IL cut
May 27 2025 10:47 AM Hit the Kwan Gunnar Hoglund ATH SP R $2  cut
May 27 2025 10:47 AM Hit the Kwan Mason Montgomery TBR SP/RP L $3 cut
May 27 2025 9:53 AM Laminated Cats Trevor Williams WSN SP R $1  cut
May 27 2025 9:49 AM Hit the Kwan Mick Abel PHI AAA SP/RP R $8 add
May 27 2025 9:46 AM Laminated Cats Trevor Williams WSN SP R $1  add
May 27 2025 12:17 AM Xmas Carroll Corbin Burnes ARI SP R $30  move
May 27 2025 12:17 AM Hit the Kwan Riley Greene DET OF L $14  move

League Message Board

All Messages

  • Another reminder that our draft is back and the he click is moving on all nominations! 😀

    Hit the Kwan on March 4, 2025 10:15 AM

  • We should be set - we are in “Sleep Mode” meaning all timers are paused but you can go set bids. I’ll also take this opportunity to update our rosters in Ottoneu.
    To make sure any additional bugs are resolved before we fully start we’ll restart countdown on players at 9am EST!

    Hit the Kwan on March 3, 2025 5:18 PM

  • Yes, the site is down. Harold sent a message in slack. He will have to reset some things once the site is working again.

    Webb Gems on March 2, 2025 11:13 PM

  • Anyone else having an issue getting to the couch manager website?

    Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums on March 2, 2025 10:52 PM

  • we got a draft room setup for y'all to join and I'll be honest with y'all - this is a feature rich draft platform with a HORRIBLE user interface - be forewarned lol
    Here's the steps to join:
    1. Go to https://www.couchmanagers.com/ and either Sign Up or Log in
    2. Go to https://www.couchmanagers.com/auctions/index.php?auction_id=979
    3. Click on an available Join button
    4. Provide password when asked: armchair

    Hit the Kwan on February 23, 2025 9:06 PM

  • Don’t forget today is the roster deadline - get those trades and cuts made before 11:59pm EST!

    Hit the Kwan on January 31, 2025 4:38 PM

  • Announcements:
    1. Trade and cut deadline is JAN 31 at 11:59pm EST
    2. Renewals are also due by JAN 31 (8/12 managers are already renewed)

    A reminder that any trade accepted tomorrow will still be allowed but will process past the cut deadline, meaning you will not be able to cut any players that you accept a trade for tomorrow.

    Hit the Kwan on January 30, 2025 10:29 AM

  • Arbitration ends TOMORROW - here are our current stats from looking at: https://ottoneu.fangraphs.com/1013/allocations

    8/12 managers have finished allocated dollars - let's get to 12/12!

    Hit the Kwan on November 13, 2024 2:56 PM

  • Everyone: we have 8/12 managers feedback and with the added comment from Ben Morrow we currently have:
    1. The end of Franchise Tagging
    2. YES on trying some form of Slow Draft
    3. NO on restricting bidding on MLB draft players midseason

    I want to make sure we’re all on board with these changes so I’ll give us until end of day October 22nd for anyone who wants to voice opposition.

    Hit the Kwan on October 21, 2024 6:13 PM

  • New poll to finalize on franchise tagging ruling and to review proposed new rules: https://web.polly.ai/ezwrey

    Hit the Kwan on October 18, 2024 1:21 PM

Standings as of May 27, 2025

Team Pts Chg
Hit the Kwan 6384.8 100.8
Webb Gems 6375.1 113.6
Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums 6244.0 193.3
The Boyds of Summer 5964.1 96.2
Akron Groomsmen 5840.1 112.1
ThereIsNoSuchThingAsAHealthyPitcher 5504.4 96.2
Xmas Carroll 5476.5 98.3
Laminated Cats 5310.4 82.9
San Bernardino Baseball Club 5191.6 56.3
PTBNL 4775.9 112.3
The Catcher and the Fly 3867.7 60.9
It Ain’t Deer Season 3615.3 45.6

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