Please log in to post a message

• Let me put a kicker at the flex position you cowards!
  Michigan Murder Mittens at Nov 11, 2024 11:13 PM
• well i can safely say it's the best ottoneu football league i'm in this year
  🧟 Corpse McBride 🧟 at Nov 7, 2024 1:45 PM
• You know you're in a good league when in Week 9 the last place team gives an unbeaten team their first loss. Well done, Eagles!
  Decatur Staleys at Nov 6, 2024 6:33 PM
• Travis hunter OTB for a qb
  🧟 Corpse McBride 🧟 at Nov 2, 2024 11:05 PM
• Whoo! Thanks, commish. Appreciate you.
  Decatur Staleys at Oct 30, 2024 1:01 PM
• It has been cancelled.
  🧟 Corpse McBride 🧟 at Oct 30, 2024 12:57 PM
• My bad. I hit Accept instead of Reject on a trade. Not enough coffee this morning. Please commishes, can you please stop that from going through. Thank you.
  Decatur Staleys at Oct 30, 2024 10:34 AM
• I am in the market for a QB. Everyone outside of Daniels is available.
  Decatur Staleys at Oct 22, 2024 12:15 PM
• lolll
  🧟 Corpse McBride 🧟 at Oct 13, 2024 4:13 PM
• Damn. First Miller Moss loses the game vs Penn State, then he loses his spot on Corpse McBride.
  Michigan Murder Mittens at Oct 12, 2024 11:25 PM
• Juju otb
  🧟 Corpse McBride 🧟 at Oct 8, 2024 6:28 PM
• Great win, AU! You whipped my ass. Welcome to wins!🙌
  Decatur Staleys at Oct 8, 2024 11:33 AM
• lol
  I Wanna Kiss You at Oct 6, 2024 2:07 AM
• #draftmorekickers
  🧟 Corpse McBride 🧟 at Oct 5, 2024 11:17 PM
• ya it’s crazy someone would try to make their team better to win in fantasy football.
  🧟 Corpse McBride 🧟 at Oct 5, 2024 11:16 PM
• Imagine wanting to beat an internet stranger so bad, you trade Saquon Barkley to do it - only to have Malik Nabors knocked out. 10/10 peak fantasy football management, commishes. https://imgur.com/gallery/lucas-slow-clap-XaUKsx8
  Decatur Staleys at Oct 5, 2024 2:08 PM
• Sorry, 0-3. Your mom has more victories than you.
  Decatur Staleys at Sep 28, 2024 7:30 PM
• How does 1-2 feel?
  Decatur Staleys at Sep 28, 2024 7:29 PM
• What about at 7PM when you took 10 kickers?
  AU Eagles at Sep 28, 2024 7:25 PM
• I don't make great decisions at 2:18AM, and, no surpise, you don't, either. Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
  Decatur Staleys at Sep 28, 2024 7:20 PM
• Haha I’m on the west coast if that makes you feel any better Decatur
  In-N-Out Route at Sep 28, 2024 7:16 PM
• Knowledge is power, and people can do what they wish.
  Decatur Staleys at Sep 28, 2024 7:06 PM
• Going around to gather support from the league to veto a trade is something friends don’t let friends do.
  AU Eagles at Sep 28, 2024 7:03 PM
• Friends don't let friends accept trades at 4:18AM Saturday morning. Lord, let a brother sleep it off.
  Decatur Staleys at Sep 28, 2024 6:20 PM
• anthony richardson OTB
  🧟 Corpse McBride 🧟 at Sep 27, 2024 9:03 PM
• Take it easy, fellas. Week 2 hasn't even started!! Jordan Mason also available if someone is trying to land CMC.
  I Wanna Kiss You at Sep 12, 2024 12:26 PM
• Hi, 0-1. I'm also 0-1. I don't really give a sh*t if you trust me at all as we're all total internet strangers.
  Decatur Staleys at Sep 12, 2024 12:13 PM
• Ya we really trust that you got a good handle on what you’re doing here. Your kicker hoarding strategy really seems to be paying off.
  🧟 Corpse McBride 🧟 at Sep 12, 2024 12:02 PM
• McCaffrey is likely to be dropped before Sunday. Sh*tty, but Achilles tendinitis is a motherf*cker. If you're interested in McCaffrey and don't have cap space/don't want to cut players, the clock starts now to give me a fair offer. I am confident I will get back my entire outlay on McCaffrey, so I don't look at this as a dump. Please proceed with this information accordingly. Peace, brothers.
  Decatur Staleys at Sep 12, 2024 11:03 AM
• Or Enterprise Kirk?
  Decatur Staleys at Sep 10, 2024 9:27 PM
• Cousins or Jags Kirk?
  Michigan Murder Mittens at Sep 10, 2024 8:06 PM
• he's on waivers, if you cut someone he doesnt show up on waivers for you because you cant claim him
  🧟 Corpse McBride 🧟 at Sep 10, 2024 7:41 PM
• Kirk shows on waivers for me
  I Wanna Kiss You at Sep 10, 2024 6:41 PM
• I dropped Kirk earlier today. But he's not on waivers?
  Destiny's Beaver at Sep 10, 2024 6:40 PM
• Thanks for info, Kittle. Who knew?!🤷
  Decatur Staleys at Sep 5, 2024 6:38 PM
• Seems to be no note on "auction starter" although I thought that was part of the criteria too. See below for rules excerpt:
  
  In the case of a tie with the highest bid, the team with a worse winning percentage will receive the player
  
  In the case that the winning percentages are equal, the team with less points will receive the player
  
  In the case of identical winning percentages and points, the system will flip a coin and award the player accordingly
  #DellLetsTalk at Sep 5, 2024 3:57 PM
• Huh, I'll have to check that out. I know I haven't ever lost a bid I started when tied here or in baseball. I don't recall seeing a bid starter lose, actually.
  
  Not saying you're wrong, just IME.
  
  Figgers what I'm lucky w/is Ottoneau auction ties.
  Decatur Staleys at Sep 5, 2024 1:22 PM
• I think it’s actually a “coin flip” for tied auctions right now. During the season the tie breakers will be winning % and points scored before going to the coin flip
  In-N-Out Route at Sep 5, 2024 12:31 PM
• FYI, if you don't start the auction for a player, you will have to bid at least $2 to attain their services. Ties go to the bid starter.
  Decatur Staleys at Sep 5, 2024 12:25 PM
• The Unserious People say use the waiver wire liberally to cut costs. You automatically gain half back, and if they player is worth half the amount you paid (usually so), another team will pick them up. In my limited experience w/Ottoneau, the waiver wire is more of a friend than expecting a league manager to bail you out. It's obviously not a charity here, and most trade offers reflect that. Good luck!
  Decatur Staleys at Sep 4, 2024 11:11 AM
• Looking to trim salary ASAP. Send me offers and/or reach out with interest.
  AU Eagles at Sep 4, 2024 7:10 AM
• Thanks for wrangling us excited for the draft.
  Michigan Murder Mittens at Sep 3, 2024 2:23 PM
• yes it is, haha, thanks for catching that
  🧟 Corpse McBride 🧟 at Sep 3, 2024 2:05 PM
• Isn’t it .5 PPR?
  In-N-Out Route at Sep 3, 2024 1:58 PM
• Definitely has issues on Google Chrome**** Dont use google chrome
  🧟 Corpse McBride 🧟 at Sep 3, 2024 1:57 PM
• Hey guys, I wanted to go over a few things before the draft tonight at 730pm eastern.
  
  First, the ottoneu draft room has issues on some web browsers. Defininetly on google chrome. They recommend downloading Firefox for the draft room. I highly recommend you download Firefox and log into your ottoneu account and try to get in the draft room before 730pm tonight. If you have any problems please let me know ASAP.
  
  Second, if anyone is new to ottoneu please make sure you read the rules page thoroughly, if you have any questions post them here and we will be happy to help you.
  
  Quick reminder, your draft budget is $400. This is also your waiver budget for in season pickups. How much (if any) of your budget you want to save for pickups is up to you. But remember you must have $1 free to pickup a player, You can't claim guys for $0. You do save 50% of a cut players salary, but cutting $1 players saves you nothing. Reminder you don't have to draft a full 20 man roster either.
  
  Third, there are college players in the ottoneu player database, feel free to draft whoever you want. College players salary only increases by $1 at the end of the season, whereas NFL players increase by $4.
  
  Lastly, make sure you check the positions and scoring. It's full point per reception, there are no defenses, but there are kickers. And there is a superflex AND a flex spot.
  
  Good luck everyone! Excited to get going
  🧟 Corpse McBride 🧟 at Sep 3, 2024 1:54 PM
• Let's Party!!
  Destiny's Beaver at Aug 30, 2024 9:14 AM
• Looking forward to the draft on Tuesday!
  Potato Farm Massacre at Aug 30, 2024 12:45 AM
• All good here.
  Drake&Bake at Aug 29, 2024 10:44 PM
• Sounds good and open to the side pots next season! Good luck everyone!
  #DellLetsTalk at Aug 29, 2024 9:27 AM