2024 Standings
| Team | Record (W-L-T) | Points For | Points Against |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Good | |||
| Montezuma's Revenge | 4-6-0 | 961.66 | 959.96 |
| ChitownBearDown | 4-6-0 | 879.06 | 891.10 |
| Squidnado | 1-9-0 | 801.42 | 992.02 |
| NOLA Voodoo | 0-10-0 | 553.84 | 1045.92 |
| The Bad | |||
| The Andyanapolis Dolts | 9-1-0 | 992.32 | 845.62 |
| Never Trust Gerber Condoms | 5-5-0 | 1006.40 | 1028.82 |
| This is One Budget Ass Site | 5-5-0 | 958.94 | 893.22 |
| The Jag Offs | 4-6-0 | 873.64 | 920.08 |
| The Ugly | |||
| GiggityGiggity | 8-2-0 | 1055.26 | 786.14 |
| Nameless American Football Team | 8-2-0 | 1025.16 | 899.64 |
| Syntax Era | 6-4-0 | 990.24 | 853.46 |
| Burn the Ships | 6-4-0 | 918.78 | 900.74 |