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The Bens will banter about Emmanuel Rodriguez, CF, MIN.
Time for the Martians to take off one final time.
Ben's Banter on
March 18, 2024 10:36 AM
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Oh yeah, this means Ben can now Banter about his brand new ballplayer.
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With our last pick of the slow draft (we *almost* went Kyle Teel, but I've got too much catching as is) We've got a lovely floral kimono waiting for Noah Schultz LHP, CHW.
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Captains select Bryan Ramos, 3B CHW. SR&K on the clock, I think.
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MVP dreams of Justin Foscue, 2B, TEX
North Shore captains the ship next
Ben's Banter on
March 17, 2024 2:56 PM
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Phil just can't get away from the Rockies' camp. They came into the league years after he retired. "Shoot, I mighta hit .235 if I could have played in that thin air!!" I've heard that story before. He likes what he sees in another of their outfielders, Jordan Beck. Always a dreamer, that Phil. MVP gets to dream next.
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Phil just can't get away from the Rockies' camp. They came into the league years after he retired. "Shoot, I mighta hit .235 if I could have played in that thin air!!" I've heard that story before. He likes what he sees in another of their outfielders, Jordan Beck. Always a dreamer, that Phil. MVP gets to dream next.
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Dingers select Zach dezenzo 3b houston because his name is very similar to my teams name and equally hard to spell.
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Alright, closing out this round, The Martians feel the need for some speed! We’re gonna go with VICTOR SCOTT II, OF, STL. Sending it back to Big Al, who loves to hit DINGERS.
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Banters take Cole Young, SS, SEA.
The Martians are ready to take off.
Ben's Banter on
March 16, 2024 8:15 PM
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Bossman Ben, you're OTC.
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Thanks Shelbyville. So in an effort to make all of our new hires feel seen, and individually cared for, instead of a robe or kimono, we've made a lovely...uh...trucker hat [looks over shoulder]. A hat? Really guys? Anyway, we've gotten this beautiful hand-crafted couture piece made for one Bubba Chandler, SP PIT.
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With my final MiLB pick, Shelbyville selects the real human person actually called Ichiro Cano Hernandez 3B CIN. We hope you live up to your name. SR&K you are next.
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With my last MiLB pick of 2024, Slog selects James Triantos, INF CHC. Shelbyville?
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Tekoah Roby, P, STL
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Dylan Lesko SP SDP. Thunder has one more selection.
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Right! He hasn't been updated on Ottoneu yet, so I forgot he was in the Cease trade
Ben's Banter on
March 15, 2024 10:29 PM
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Well, SP CHW now
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MVP must have been on the same Padres backfield as Phil because he selected Jairo Iriarte, SDP, RHP.
North Shore is on the clock.
Ben's Banter on
March 15, 2024 10:20 PM
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Phil is totally confused. "What do monorails and dancing and silk and space craft have to do with baseball?" I talked him down. He was impressed with the young LHP Robby Snelling he saw at Padres camp, however. MVP is on the clock...I think the Commish has that pick in the sealed envelope??
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Mr. Dascenzo himself let me know that was, tragically, trapped in a children's dance event once again. He asked me to draft Noble Meyer on his behalf.
Phil is on the clock.
Ben's Banter on
March 15, 2024 8:39 PM
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Dingers indeed.
Ben's Banter on
March 15, 2024 8:27 AM
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Back to Dingers?
The Infirmary on
March 15, 2024 12:06 AM
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Needing someone who can provide a moonshot or two, The Martians will select Brock Wilken, 3B, MIL
The Infirmary on
March 15, 2024 12:05 AM
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I am wary of wasting wordplay, but the Bens are bantering blissfully saying "Yo quiero Quero" because they've selected Jeferson Quero, C, MIL for the team. Now let's blast off and see what those Martians have to say.
Ben's Banter on
March 14, 2024 8:47 PM
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We here at SR&K appreciate the fine Mayor of Shelbyville and his recent efforts to fight back against textile prejudice. We'd been told in the past to not go back to Rockville, and somehow the heinous behavior of the Shelbyville City Council escaped our notice (perhaps they are the true Shelbyvillians?). With the recent unpleasantness behind us, we've created the finest of Silk Robes for one Carson Williams, SS TBR. Bantering Ben and his Ballyhooed Benign Bantering (and Beignets) are up.
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Jonatan Clase OF SEA stepped off the bus in Sheblyville and wondered why this town doesn't have a nice monorail like the ones he saw passing through Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook. It turns out that the City Council is behind the times in many ways and have even discovered an antiquated anti-kimono law still on the books. Once this came to light, the Mayor had the law removed and demanded the Council members resign in shame. The Mayor then humbly placed SR&K on the clock.
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With my pick I select Tommy Troy, INF Arizona. Shelbyville, I think this is you?
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Jett Williams, NYM
RottenSlog on the clock (I think)
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Captains select Drew Gilbert OF NYM. Thunder is on the clock.
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Ok, MVP emailed me with an ordered list of MiLB picks to make sure he won't miss a draft. If anyone else would like to "pre-pick" if you'll be unavailable, that's fine. Just let me know.
Anyway, MVP picks Orelvis Martinez, INF, TOR. North Shore is on the clock.
Ben's Banter on
March 14, 2024 9:53 AM
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It seems Dinger was on the Rockies' minor league fields along with Phil earlier this week. He is really keen on their young outfielder, Yanquiel Fernandez, visualizing him blasting shots through the thin mountain air. Phil can only dream, as he blasted very few shots. It looks like Mediocre's minor league roster is full, so MVP, you are on the clock.
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In my continued effort to chase greatness in this league the Dinger select Chase Dollander SP from the Rockies.
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That's correct. Dascenzo is next.
Ben's Banter on
March 13, 2024 7:07 AM
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I've fired our press secretary, it's "Walker" Jenkins.
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The Martians will select Josue De Paula, OF, Los Angeles Dodgers. That should send it to the second round and Dascenzo Dingers, correct?
The Infirmary on
March 13, 2024 12:55 AM
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*Now* Those pesky greys from Mars are up
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Alright, the team tailor just presented me with a beautiful nicely fitted Kimono for Walter Jenkins (OF/Min)
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Fortunately for you lot, I wasn’t planning on picking DeLauter.(tho he is on my board) I’ll make my pick when I’m off work.
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Hey fellas, I’m not sure if it’s my Silk Robe or my Kimono that offends, but we got skipped.
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Chase DeLauter will bring da laughter to the Banters. Martians are on the clock.
Ben's Banter on
March 12, 2024 9:00 PM
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Getting on the bus to Shelbyville is Ronan Kopp P LAD. Ben, you have a lot of room to fill in the minors, who is your first pick?
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Welcome to the Slog, NYY OF Spencer Jones! Shelbyville?
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Adael Amador, 2B, COL
Love having him back in a minor league spot. RottenSlog is up.
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MVP has missed their spot. The next team on the board is North Shore. They messaged me earlier saying they'd be out of touch today and that I should say they select Rhett Lowder, CIN, SP. Thunder Gun is on the clock.
Ben's Banter on
March 12, 2024 3:20 PM
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Effectively mediocre will take OWEN CAISSIE and pass along to MVP
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We have a secret weapon this spring...Phil took off for Florida and Arizona to walk the back fields with his old buddies, looking for diamonds in the rough (or is it rough ones on the diamond?). Anyway, he called me from Cardinals camp yesterday and said they have a second baseman named Thomas Saggese who pounds the ball really hard. We'll pick him and pass the baton to Effectively Mediocre for the next pick.
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Dingers selects Max Clark OF DET I mean. Phil's up.
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I think Langford is already on Thunder's roster.
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Dingers select Wyatt Langford OF of TEX. Phil is up next.
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