2025 Balatro Contest

MLB Stats

Batting

YearTeamGPA AB R HR RBI SB AVG
2023BAL1534 33 40400.21212
2024MIL142511 440 581160110.23864

MILB Stats

Batting

YearTeamGPA AB R HR RBI SB AVG
2019BAL (A-)56228 195 2311720.24103
2021BAL (A+)1989 76 140830.28947
2021BAL (AA)1667 60 114910.23333
2022BAL (AA)111485 435 69157120.26897
2022BAL (AAA)26115 104 2241460.34615
2023BAL (AAA)88389 349 66958110.32092
2024MIL (A+)13 2 00000.00000

Spring Training Stats

Batting

YearTeamGPA AB R HR RBI SB AVG
2020BAL (ST)10 0 0000
2022BAL (ST)68 8 00100.25000
2023BAL (ST)614 12 10200.25000
2024MIL (ST)1543 37 72710.21622

Recent Games

Last 10 MLB Games

DateTeamOpponentPAABHBB2B 3BHRRRBIHBPSFSBCS
Sep 29, 2024 MIL NYM 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sep 28, 2024 MIL NYM 4 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 1 0
Sep 27, 2024 MIL NYM 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sep 26, 2024 MIL @PIT 4 3 3 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 0
Sep 25, 2024 MIL @PIT 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sep 24, 2024 MIL @PIT 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0
Sep 22, 2024 MIL ARI 4 3 1 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 1 0 0
Sep 21, 2024 MIL ARI 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sep 20, 2024 MIL ARI 4 4 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0
Sep 19, 2024 MIL ARI 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 36 33 8 1 1 1 1 4 9 0 1 2 0

Last 10 MILB Games

DateLevelTeamOpponentPAABHBB2B 3BHRRRBIHBPSFSBCS
Jul 11, 2024 A+ WIS WM 3 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sep 2, 2023 AAA NOR @WOR 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sep 1, 2023 AAA NOR @WOR 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Aug 31, 2023 AAA NOR @WOR 4 3 1 1 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 1
Aug 30, 2023 AAA NOR @WOR 6 4 1 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Aug 29, 2023 AAA NOR @WOR 5 5 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Aug 27, 2023 AAA NOR DUR 4 3 1 1 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0
Aug 26, 2023 AAA NOR DUR 5 4 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 1 1 0
Aug 25, 2023 AAA NOR DUR 5 4 1 0 0 0 0 2 2 1 0 0 0
Aug 24, 2023 AAA NOR DUR 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 45 38 8 5 1 0 1 6 7 1 1 1 1

Last 10 Spring Training Games

DateLevelTeamOpponentPAABHBB2B 3BHRRRBIHBPSFSBCS
Mar 25, 2024 ST MIL COL 3 3 2 0 0 0 1 1 2 0 0 0 0
Mar 23, 2024 ST MIL @CHC 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Mar 22, 2024 ST MIL @SEA 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mar 21, 2024 ST MIL SF 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mar 19, 2024 ST MIL @CLE 2 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mar 18, 2024 ST MIL LAA 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mar 16, 2024 ST MIL TEX 3 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Mar 12, 2024 ST MIL @CHC 3 2 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0
Mar 9, 2024 ST MIL @OAK 4 3 1 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Mar 8, 2024 ST MIL @OAK 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 28 24 5 4 0 1 1 5 3 0 0 0 0

Avg Salary & Roster%

Last 30 days

Dec 24Dec 27Dec 30Jan 2Jan 5Jan 8Jan 11Jan 14Jan 17Jan 20$3.80$4.40100.0%0.0%
Avg $ - All FormatsAvg $ - Old School (5x5)Roster%

2025 Position Eligibility Progress

To gain eligibility, a player must have 5 GS or 10 G at a position in the majors, or 20 G at a position in the minors.
2B3BSS020
GS - MajorsG - MajorsG - Minors

Transaction History

Date Transaction Type Team Salary
April 29, 2023 4:31 PM add Social Assassins $2
May 2, 2023 11:29 PM cut Social Assassins $1
June 17, 2023 3:19 PM add Monster Dongs $4
July 27, 2023 11:31 AM cut Monster Dongs $2
August 9, 2023 12:55 PM add SlamalamaDINGDONG $2
October 12, 2023 12:05 PM increase SlamalamaDINGDONG $4
January 31, 2024 7:43 PM cut SlamalamaDINGDONG $0
April 15, 2024 8:04 AM add Reverse Cowgill 🏇🏻 $4
October 10, 2024 12:47 AM increase Reverse Cowgill 🏇🏻 $6

Recent Trades for Joey Ortiz in Old School (5x5)

Date Proposing Team Proposing Team Gives Accepting Team Accepting Team Gives
January 13, 2025 11:25 AM Cosby Sweaters Joey Ortiz MIL SS/3B R $6
Bomb Squad 💣 Jose Tena WSN 2B/SS/3B L $3
January 12, 2025 4:07 PM Dangerous Nights Crew Tyler O'Neill BOS OF R $8
Rotten Tomatoes Joey Ortiz MIL SS/3B R $3
Nick Gonzales PIT 2B/SS R $3
January 8, 2025 1:41 PM Keith's Krew Kyle Tucker HOU OF L $60 
Joey Ortiz MIL SS/3B R $3
Nick Kurtz ATH AA Util L $8
Chico’s Groove Francisco Lindor NYM SS S $42
Cody Bellinger CHC 1B/OF L $26
Isaac Paredes CHC 1B/3B R $6
January 7, 2025 1:27 PM Ottomated Strike Zone Fernando Tatis Jr. SDP OF R $51
Joey Ortiz MIL SS/3B R $4
Connor Norby MIA 2B/3B/OF R $7
Brunzer Alec Burleson STL 1B/OF L $8
Walker Jenkins MIN AA OF L $2
January 7, 2025 9:37 AM Acuna Moncada Michael King SDP SP R $9
Joey Ortiz MIL SS/3B R $3
Rotten Tomatoes Dansby Swanson CHC SS R $11 OUT
Jordan Romano TOR RP R $11 OUT
December 31, 2024 5:43 PM Weather Report Joey Ortiz MIL SS/3B R $3
Owen Caissie CHC ST OF L $3
Chase Burns FA Util N/A $3
SpinningSeams⚾️ Jeremy Pena HOU SS R $7
Emmanuel Rodriguez MIN ST OF L $3
December 30, 2024 10:07 AM Generous Carriage José Ramírez CLE 3B S $41
Joe Ryan MIN SP R $19 OUT
Joey Ortiz MIL SS/3B R $3
Tink Hence STL ST SP R $4
Cade Horton CHC AAA SP R $3
Ragans to Riches 💰 James Wood WSN OF L $8
December 23, 2024 7:19 AM Acuna Moncada Sean Manaea NYM SP L $3
Dangerous Nights Crew Joey Ortiz MIL SS/3B R $3
December 22, 2024 6:49 PM WTF Joey Ortiz MIL SS/3B R $3
Tink Hence STL ST SP R $4
Jackson Chourio MIL OF R $23
Generous Carriage Robert Stephenson LAA ST RP R $3 OUT
Andres Munoz SEA RP R $12
Coby Mayo BAL ST 1B/3B R $7
Jackson Jobe DET SP/RP R $4
December 19, 2024 7:54 PM Hot Cheese Situation Joey Ortiz MIL SS/3B R $5
Karn Kids Michael Busch CHC 1B L $10