| Team |
Player |
Price |
| SatOnMyNutsAtFuneralAndThrewUp |
Mookie Betts |
$54 |
| Bell Ringers |
J.T. Realmuto |
$12 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Jacob DeGrom |
$12 |
| Grip It And Rip It |
Yoshinobu Yamamoto |
$38 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Bryce Miller |
$20 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Trea Turner |
$43 |
| Arbing Elly and Skubal |
Aaron Judge |
$56 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Mike Trout |
$43 |
| Bell Ringers |
Xander Bogaerts |
$25 |
| Rebuilding, hold please |
Bo Bichette |
$38 |
| love my team |
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. |
$40 |
| Rebuilding, hold please |
Steven Kwan |
$12 |
| Bosch Boys |
Carlos Rodon |
$14 |
| 2028 Champ |
Shane Bieber |
$19 |
| 2028 Champ |
Eloy Jimenez |
$19 |
| Rebuilding, hold please |
Nestor Cortes |
$14 |
| love my team |
Emmanuel Clase |
$26 |
| Rebuilding, hold please |
Aaron Nola |
$36 |
| 2028 Champ |
George Springer |
$23 |
| Bosch Boys |
Willson Contreras |
$7 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Seiya Suzuki |
$22 |
| 2028 Champ |
Manny Machado |
$28 |
| Bosch Boys |
Triston Mckenzie |
$13 |
| Arbing Elly and Skubal |
Alex Bregman |
$28 |
| Bosch Boys |
Willy Adames |
$9 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Craig Kimbrel |
$16 |
| Bell Ringers |
Jason Adam |
$4 |
| 2028 Champ |
Pete Fairbanks |
$24 |
| bouncing balloons (boobs) |
Brent Rooker |
$4 |
| Rebuilding, hold please |
Yu Darvish |
$17 |
| SatOnMyNutsAtFuneralAndThrewUp |
Byron Buxton |
$13 |
| Grip It And Rip It |
Alex Lange |
$5 |
| The Shitting Bastard..... |
Jordan Westburg |
$3 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Nolan Arenado |
$27 |
| bouncing balloons (boobs) |
Teoscar Hernandez |
$22 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Mickey Moniak |
$3 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Shota Imanaga |
$16 |
| 2028 Champ |
Will Benson |
$1 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Robbie Ray |
$1 |
| Bosch Boys |
Jarred Kelenic |
$8 |
| Bell Ringers |
Nick Castellanos |
$18 |
| Grip It And Rip It |
Cristian Javier |
$13 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Cedric Mullins |
$27 |
| bouncing balloons (boobs) |
J.P. Crawford |
$3 |
| 2028 Champ |
Jackson Jobe |
$8 |
| The Shitting Bastard..... |
Giancarlo Stanton |
$13 |
| SatOnMyNutsAtFuneralAndThrewUp |
Henry Davis |
$9 |
| Grip It And Rip It |
Alejandro Kirk |
$2 |
| 2028 Champ |
Spencer Jones |
$7 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Tyler Kinley |
$7 |
| love my team |
Hunter Harvey |
$8 |
| Bell Ringers |
Alex Verdugo |
$6 |
| 2028 Champ |
Brandon Lowe |
$7 |
| The Shitting Bastard..... |
Jung Hoo Lee |
$14 |
| Bosch Boys |
Charlie Morton |
$11 |
| SatOnMyNutsAtFuneralAndThrewUp |
Carlos Correa |
$14 |
| 2028 Champ |
Matt Chapman |
$4 |
| The Shitting Bastard..... |
Orion Kerkering |
$9 |
| Bell Ringers |
Logan Allen |
$9 |
| 2028 Champ |
Ryan McMahon |
$7 |
| Arbing Elly and Skubal |
Will Smith |
$11 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Jeimer Candelario |
$5 |
| Bosch Boys |
Starling Marte |
$7 |
| Arbing Elly and Skubal |
Reid Detmers |
$8 |
| love my team |
Kyle Harrison |
$12 |
| bouncing balloons (boobs) |
Ricky Tiedemann |
$8 |
| bouncing balloons (boobs) |
Whit Merrifield |
$5 |
| 2028 Champ |
Kutter Crawford |
$8 |
| Bell Ringers |
Alek Manoah |
$3 |
| 2028 Champ |
Tommy Pham |
$1 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Roansy Contreras |
$3 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Seth Lugo |
$3 |
| Grip It And Rip It |
Jeff Mcneil |
$3 |
| SatOnMyNutsAtFuneralAndThrewUp |
Tommy Edman |
$4 |
| The Shitting Bastard..... |
Wilyer Abreu |
$3 |
| Bosch Boys |
Sean Manaea |
$2 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Kris Bryant |
$8 |
| Grip It And Rip It |
Joc Pederson |
$4 |
| The Shitting Bastard..... |
Alek Thomas |
$11 |
| SatOnMyNutsAtFuneralAndThrewUp |
Ryan Pressly |
$6 |
| Arbing Elly and Skubal |
Andrew Vaughn |
$7 |
| SatOnMyNutsAtFuneralAndThrewUp |
A.J. Puk |
$9 |
| 2028 Champ |
Clayton Kershaw |
$2 |
| The Shitting Bastard..... |
Yuki Matsui |
$3 |
| SatOnMyNutsAtFuneralAndThrewUp |
Chris Martin |
$4 |
| bouncing balloons (boobs) |
Zac Veen |
$3 |
| Arbing Elly and Skubal |
Edward Cabrera |
$11 |
| bouncing balloons (boobs) |
Max Meyer |
$8 |
| 2028 Champ |
AJ Smith-Shawver |
$8 |
| SatOnMyNutsAtFuneralAndThrewUp |
Max Scherzer |
$4 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Willi Castro |
$5 |
| Arbing Elly and Skubal |
Emmet Sheehan |
$5 |
| Arbing Elly and Skubal |
Taylor Ward |
$4 |
| The Shitting Bastard..... |
Jose Caballero |
$3 |
| love my team |
Lance Lynn |
$3 |
| bouncing balloons (boobs) |
Griffin Jax |
$7 |
| Arbing Elly and Skubal |
Lars Nootbaar |
$12 |
| SatOnMyNutsAtFuneralAndThrewUp |
Colson Montgomery |
$5 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Chase DeLauter |
$4 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Luis Severino |
$4 |
| Arbing Elly and Skubal |
Zach Neto |
$4 |
| 2028 Champ |
Anthony Rizzo |
$2 |
| The Shitting Bastard..... |
Parker Meadows |
$5 |
| Bosch Boys |
Leody Taveras |
$2 |
| love my team |
Alex Kirilloff |
$2 |
| SatOnMyNutsAtFuneralAndThrewUp |
Jose Leclerc |
$15 |
| 2028 Champ |
Jasson Dominguez |
$12 |
| Bell Ringers |
Liover Peguero |
$1 |
| Arbing Elly and Skubal |
A.J. Minter |
$7 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Jose Miranda |
$1 |
| Bell Ringers |
Jorge Polanco |
$8 |
| SatOnMyNutsAtFuneralAndThrewUp |
Marcelo Mayer |
$3 |
| Arbing Elly and Skubal |
Kenta Maeda |
$3 |
| bouncing balloons (boobs) |
Erick Fedde |
$3 |
| Arbing Elly and Skubal |
Luis Rengifo |
$9 |
| SatOnMyNutsAtFuneralAndThrewUp |
Ezequiel Duran |
$3 |
| Bell Ringers |
Jon Gray |
$11 |
| Bell Ringers |
Tim Anderson |
$6 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Trevor Rogers |
$3 |
| Grip It And Rip It |
Tyler Black |
$4 |
| love my team |
Michael Kopech |
$11 |
| The Shitting Bastard..... |
Justin Foscue |
$1 |
| 2028 Champ |
Jeff Hoffman |
$2 |
| Arbing Elly and Skubal |
Griffin Canning |
$7 |
| Arbing Elly and Skubal |
Kyle Hurt |
$1 |
| SatOnMyNutsAtFuneralAndThrewUp |
Termarr Johnson |
$3 |
| 2028 Champ |
Ryan Jeffers |
$3 |
| 2028 Champ |
Nathaniel Lowe |
$6 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Reese Olson |
$5 |
| 2028 Champ |
Brandon Woodruff |
$2 |
| love my team |
Gavin Stone |
$5 |
| Bosch Boys |
Garrett Whitlock |
$1 |
| bouncing balloons (boobs) |
Miguel Andujar |
$1 |
| Arbing Elly and Skubal |
Andrew Kittredge |
$1 |
| Bell Ringers |
DL Hall |
$14 |
| Bell Ringers |
Ben Joyce |
$1 |
| 2028 Champ |
Roman Anthony |
$4 |
| love my team |
DJ LeMahieu |
$1 |
| The Shitting Bastard..... |
Forrest Wall |
$1 |
| SatOnMyNutsAtFuneralAndThrewUp |
Trevor Megill |
$5 |
| Arbing Elly and Skubal |
Drew Thorpe |
$1 |
| Bell Ringers |
Victor Scott II |
$4 |
| 2028 Champ |
Gabriel Arias |
$1 |
| love my team |
Matt Wallner |
$2 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Ji Hwan Bae |
$1 |
| love my team |
Jared Jones |
$3 |
| The Shitting Bastard..... |
Alex Vesia |
$1 |
| Bosch Boys |
Andrew Nardi |
$3 |
| Bell Ringers |
Johan Oviedo |
$1 |
| 2028 Champ |
Joe Boyle |
$1 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Andrew Chafin |
$3 |
| love my team |
Walker Jenkins |
$1 |
| The Shitting Bastard..... |
Dustin May |
$4 |
| Bosch Boys |
Brenton Doyle |
$1 |
| bouncing balloons (boobs) |
Hoby Milner |
$1 |
| Bell Ringers |
Jacob Misiorowski |
$6 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Trevor Bauer |
$1 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Michael Conforto |
$1 |
| love my team |
Dany Jimenez |
$1 |
| The Shitting Bastard..... |
Cole Young |
$1 |
| Bosch Boys |
Mitch Haniger |
$1 |
| bouncing balloons (boobs) |
James McArthur |
$7 |
| 2028 Champ |
Eugenio Suarez |
$1 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Javier Assad |
$1 |
| The Shitting Bastard..... |
Robby Snelling |
$1 |
| Bell Ringers |
Patrick Wisdom |
$1 |
| 2028 Champ |
Jordan Leasure |
$1 |
| Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? |
Jack Leiter |
$3 |
| 2028 Champ |
Cade Horton |
$1 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Taijuan Walker |
$1 |
| 2028 Champ |
Hector Neris |
$1 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Jake McCarthy |
$1 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Matt Mervis |
$1 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Jake Cronenworth |
$1 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Kyle Wright |
$1 |
| Lefty Strokers |
David Robertson |
$1 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Shea Langeliers |
$1 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Bryce Elder |
$1 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Jack Flaherty |
$1 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Josh Rojas |
$1 |
| Lefty Strokers |
Giovanny Gallegos |
$1 |
| Lefty Strokers |
JP Sears |
$1 |