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Current Auctions

NameEnd TimeMin. Bid
Addison Barger TOR 3B/OF L  Sat May 17 11:29 PM $1
Logan Henderson MIL SP/RP R  Sun May 18 10:42 AM $1
Daniel Palencia CHC RP R Sun May 18 1:38 PM $1

Players on Waivers

Claim

Name Cut By Claim Deadline Salary
Eric Wagaman MIA 1B/3B/OF R  Dirtbag Sat May 17 12:00 PM $3
Ryan Gusto HOU SP/RP R  Dirtbag Sat May 17 12:00 PM $1

Last 10 Transactions

All Transactions

Transaction Date Team Player Transaction
May 17 2025 9:06 AM Full Tilt Liam Hendriks BOS RP R $2 add
May 16 2025 12:00 PM Dirtbag Eric Wagaman MIA 1B/3B/OF R $2  cut
May 16 2025 12:00 PM Dirtbag Ryan Gusto HOU SP/RP R $1  cut
May 16 2025 9:29 AM I Went to Driveline Lucas Giolito BOS SP/RP R $1  add
May 16 2025 9:11 AM Dirtbag Griffin Canning NYM SP R $7  add
May 15 2025 11:43 PM Full Tilt Bryan Reynolds PIT OF S $10  cut
May 15 2025 11:43 PM Full Tilt Devin Williams NYY RP R $10 cut
May 15 2025 9:34 PM Dirtbag Brett Baty NYM 2B/3B L $2  add
May 15 2025 3:46 PM Upper Decker Bo Bichette TOR SS R $17  move
May 15 2025 3:46 PM I Went to Driveline TJ Friedl CIN OF L $4  move

League Message Board

All Messages

  • English teacher alert: What a great word, "befallen"! There's still some good news for you: it feels like everyone's in it still. There's lots of compression in the standings. We're 23% done with the MLB season. Seems like a quiet league. I don't mind that. In one of my other league's we're having a "Royal Rumble" on the message board.

    The Hopsmackers on May 9, 2025 11:30 AM

  • Anyone know a good shaman or witch doctor that may be able to break the curse that has befallen my team? 38+ dreadful innings since my last win!

    I Went to Driveline on May 8, 2025 12:49 PM

  • Lol

    I'll Name This Team Later on May 6, 2025 2:09 PM

  • Hi All: Sent out about half a dozen offers today (bored at work). No offence intended. If you didn't care for it, please just click "veto" No need to explain to me you rejected the offer because you have a "Lane Thomas Tattoo" on your ankle. Just playing the game. ~ Hops

    The Hopsmackers on May 6, 2025 1:54 PM

  • Any interest in trading for these players: Sean Murphy , JJ Bleday, Jordan Walker, Chris Martin, Emerson Hancock, Chris Bassitt or Osvaldo Bido. Send an offer.

    The Hopsmackers on May 6, 2025 8:29 AM

  • So basically Machado for Freeman. Waiver wire trade.

    The Hopsmackers on April 15, 2025 10:29 PM

  • Hi All: Getting an Ottoneu Six Picks going. League Name: "If a six was a nine". Fun vibe. Check it out if you haven't. The Otto Picker keeps it moving. https://ottoneu.fangraphs.com/sixpicks/invite?code=eyJJbnZpdGVyVXNlcklEIjoiMTcwMDEwIiwiR3JvdXBJRCI6ODF9

    The Hopsmackers on April 12, 2025 10:35 PM

  • Everyone is available on my team except Merrill.

    Full Tilt on April 4, 2025 9:46 PM

  • Lol probably twice as many as my current lineup on here..

    Upper Decker on April 2, 2025 12:27 PM

  • “I wonder how many home runs I would have hit with a torpedo bat?” - “Big Sexy” Bartolo Colon. Tweet of the year?

    The Hopsmackers on April 2, 2025 12:15 PM

Standings as of May 16, 2025

Team Total Chg
The Hopsmackers 81.5 1.5
Barely Breaking Even 78.5 4.0
I'll Name This Team Later 78.5 0.5
Glitter Mc'Sparkle Fingers 73.0 1.0
Wacky Water Buffalo 69.0 0.5
Upper Decker 67.5 2.5
Dirtbag 67.0 3.5
I Went to Driveline 65.0 1.0
Raffy’s Horses 63.0 4.0
Changeup Willy 57.5 1.0
Full Tilt 45.0 3.0
Baba Yaga 34.5 1.5

League Commissioners

Wacky Water Buffalo