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Dirty Jockstraps

Current Auctions

NameEnd TimeMin. Bid
Tomoyuki Sugano BAL SP/RP R  Wed Apr 9 10:28 AM $1
Kyren Paris LAA 2B/SS R  Thu Apr 10 8:48 AM $1
Hayden Wesneski HOU SP/RP R  Thu Apr 10 8:52 AM $1
DL Hall MIL SP/RP L 60IL  Thu Apr 10 9:53 AM $1
Osvaldo Bido ATH SP/RP R  Thu Apr 10 11:30 AM $1
Dylan Moore SEA 1B/2B/SS/3B/OF R  Thu Apr 10 3:28 PM $1
Danny Jansen TBR C R  Thu Apr 10 3:56 PM $1

Players on Waivers

Claim

Name Cut By Claim Deadline Salary
Addison Barger TOR AAA 3B/OF L The Hopsmackers Wed Apr 9 10:04 AM $1

Last 10 Transactions

All Transactions

Transaction Date Team Player Transaction
Apr 9 2025 12:54 AM Glitter Mc'Sparkle Fingers Victor Robles SEA OF R $5 10IL  move
Apr 9 2025 12:54 AM Glitter Mc'Sparkle Fingers Matt Brash SEA RP R $2 15IL  move
Apr 9 2025 12:54 AM Raffy’s Horses Bryan Woo SEA SP R $18  move
Apr 9 2025 12:54 AM Glitter Mc'Sparkle Fingers Willy Adames SFG SS R $14  move
Apr 9 2025 12:54 AM Raffy’s Horses Jacob Young WSN OF R $1  move
Apr 9 2025 12:54 AM Glitter Mc'Sparkle Fingers Tommy Kahnle DET RP R $5  move
Apr 8 2025 3:10 PM The Hopsmackers Hunter Gaddis CLE RP R $1 move
Apr 8 2025 3:10 PM The Hopsmackers Framber Valdez HOU SP L $25  move
Apr 8 2025 3:10 PM Upper Decker Corey Seager TEX SS L $30  move
Apr 8 2025 10:04 AM The Hopsmackers Addison Barger TOR AAA 3B/OF L $1 cut

League Message Board

All Messages

  • Everyone is available on my team except Merrill.

    Full Tilt on April 4, 2025 9:46 PM

  • Lol probably twice as many as my current lineup on here..

    Upper Decker on April 2, 2025 12:27 PM

  • “I wonder how many home runs I would have hit with a torpedo bat?” - “Big Sexy” Bartolo Colon. Tweet of the year?

    The Hopsmackers on April 2, 2025 12:15 PM

  • I even put 20 bucks on him to homer!

    Raffy’s Horses on March 27, 2025 8:29 PM

  • Lol told you guys he was +400 to pop one today!! Easy money.

    Upper Decker on March 27, 2025 8:24 PM

  • Kept O’Neill on the bench on opening day. I may be the dumbest man alive.

    Raffy’s Horses on March 27, 2025 8:23 PM

  • Little fun poetry for everyone. Happy opening day everyone!

    The Hopsmackers on March 26, 2025 9:44 AM

  • Twas the Night Before Opening Day,
    And all the Dirty Jockstraps were hung with care,
    In hopes that Lane Thomas (FA),
    Or Eugenio Suarez ($7) soon would be there.

    It’s a brand-new league,
    We’ve all spent all our money,
    someone even thought about drafting Rich Hill (FA),
    Just to be funny.

    “Does Bartolo Colon (FA) still pitch?”
    Everyone wanted to know.
    “Does Soto ($50) like the Mets?”
    David Stearns and Steve Cohen h

    The Hopsmackers on March 26, 2025 9:43 AM

  • Yes, Logan Gilbert ($35) lead the league in innings,
    But Cole Irvin (FA) started the most games,
    We all may make some trades,
    Seeing Kyle Tucker ($46) on the Cubs won’t be the same.

    All the big names are ready, Ohtani ($80) and Alonso ($22), Burnes ($30), and Snell ($25)
    Kellenic (FA) , Goldy ($6), Muncy ($5), and a dude named “Fred” (FA)
    Connor Wong ($1) and Gavin Lux ($1)
    All the $1 dudes we dream of, right before bed.

    The Hopsmackers on March 26, 2025 9:43 AM

  • May your pitching hit your innings limit,
    May your home runs come in bunches,
    Keep your eye on MLB TV,
    Especially as you do your crunches.

    Because your team may not win,
    And your saves may never get found,
    But baseball is back baby!
    It’s time again for that crack-on-the-bat sound.

    Good luck this season! Baseball is back!

    The Hopsmackers on March 26, 2025 9:42 AM

Standings as of April 8, 2025

Team Total Chg
I'll Name This Team Later 90.5 0.0
Wacky Water Buffalo 78.0 2.0
Barely Breaking Even 76.5 4.0
Raffy’s Horses 76.5 7.0
Upper Decker 76.0 2.5
I Went to Driveline 75.5 3.0
The Hopsmackers 68.0 9.0
Dirtbag 68.0 6.5
Full Tilt 58.5 4.0
Changeup Willy 42.5 4.5
Glitter Mc'Sparkle Fingers 41.0 0.5
Baba Yaga 29.0 2.0

League Commissioners

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