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Dirty Jockstraps

Current Auctions

NameEnd TimeMin. Bid
Jordan Romano PHI RP R  Tue Apr 29 10:04 PM $5
Mitchell Parker WSN SP L  Wed Apr 30 12:36 AM $1
Griffin Jax MIN RP R Wed Apr 30 7:44 AM $5
Hyeseong Kim LAD AAA 2B L Wed Apr 30 3:11 PM $1

Players on Waivers

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Name Cut By Claim Deadline Salary
There are no players on waivers at this time

Last 10 Transactions

All Transactions

Transaction Date Team Player Transaction
Apr 29 2025 10:03 AM Baba Yaga Cade Cavalli WSN AA RP R $1 15IL  add
Apr 29 2025 12:42 AM The Hopsmackers Jeff Mcneil NYM 2B/OF L $1  add
Apr 28 2025 1:03 PM I Went to Driveline Jordan Hicks SFG SP/RP R $2  cut
Apr 28 2025 11:18 AM The Hopsmackers Sean Burke CHW SP R $1  cut
Apr 28 2025 11:18 AM The Hopsmackers Garrett Mitchell MIL OF L $2 10IL  cut
Apr 28 2025 10:46 AM The Hopsmackers Chase Petty CIN AAA SP R $1 add
Apr 27 2025 11:48 PM Full Tilt Caleb Durbin MIL 2B/3B R $2  add
Apr 26 2025 11:05 PM Dirtbag Griffin Jax MIN RP R $5 cut
Apr 26 2025 11:05 PM Dirtbag Matt Wallner MIN OF L $4 10IL  cut
Apr 26 2025 10:14 PM Dirtbag Ryan Gusto HOU SP/RP R $1  add

League Message Board

All Messages

  • So basically Machado for Freeman. Waiver wire trade.

    The Hopsmackers on April 15, 2025 10:29 PM

  • Hi All: Getting an Ottoneu Six Picks going. League Name: "If a six was a nine". Fun vibe. Check it out if you haven't. The Otto Picker keeps it moving. https://ottoneu.fangraphs.com/sixpicks/invite?code=eyJJbnZpdGVyVXNlcklEIjoiMTcwMDEwIiwiR3JvdXBJRCI6ODF9

    The Hopsmackers on April 12, 2025 10:35 PM

  • Everyone is available on my team except Merrill.

    Full Tilt on April 4, 2025 9:46 PM

  • Lol probably twice as many as my current lineup on here..

    Upper Decker on April 2, 2025 12:27 PM

  • “I wonder how many home runs I would have hit with a torpedo bat?” - “Big Sexy” Bartolo Colon. Tweet of the year?

    The Hopsmackers on April 2, 2025 12:15 PM

  • I even put 20 bucks on him to homer!

    Raffy’s Horses on March 27, 2025 8:29 PM

  • Lol told you guys he was +400 to pop one today!! Easy money.

    Upper Decker on March 27, 2025 8:24 PM

  • Kept O’Neill on the bench on opening day. I may be the dumbest man alive.

    Raffy’s Horses on March 27, 2025 8:23 PM

  • Little fun poetry for everyone. Happy opening day everyone!

    The Hopsmackers on March 26, 2025 9:44 AM

  • Twas the Night Before Opening Day,
    And all the Dirty Jockstraps were hung with care,
    In hopes that Lane Thomas (FA),
    Or Eugenio Suarez ($7) soon would be there.

    It’s a brand-new league,
    We’ve all spent all our money,
    someone even thought about drafting Rich Hill (FA),
    Just to be funny.

    “Does Bartolo Colon (FA) still pitch?”
    Everyone wanted to know.
    “Does Soto ($50) like the Mets?”
    David Stearns and Steve Cohen h

    The Hopsmackers on March 26, 2025 9:43 AM

Standings as of April 28, 2025

Team Total Chg
I'll Name This Team Later 85.0 1.5
I Went to Driveline 83.0 1.5
The Hopsmackers 81.0 1.0
Wacky Water Buffalo 70.0 0.0
Barely Breaking Even 70.0 2.0
Upper Decker 70.0 1.5
Raffy’s Horses 67.0 0.0
Full Tilt 60.0 3.0
Dirtbag 55.5 7.5
Glitter Mc'Sparkle Fingers 52.0 4.0
Baba Yaga 44.0 3.0
Changeup Willy 42.5 3.0

League Commissioners

Wacky Water Buffalo