| Team |
Player |
Price |
| They're still shitty |
Juan Soto |
$75 |
| I'm Horny |
Matt Olson |
$40 |
| They're still shitty |
J.T. Realmuto |
$12 |
| Mr. Taco Presented by Taco John’s |
David Bednar |
$10 |
| THE PROFANE UNDERTONES |
Justin Verlander |
$5 |
| Say It Ain’t So, Sho(hei)! |
Trea Turner |
$27 |
| I'm Horny |
Fernando Tatis Jr. |
$51 |
| Mr. Taco Presented by Taco John’s |
Roki Sasaki |
$26 |
| I'm Horny |
Zac Gallen |
$21 |
| Say It Ain’t So, Sho(hei)! |
Freddie Freeman |
$36 |
| The Flying Chanclas 🩴 |
Raisel Iglesias |
$9 |
| THE PROFANE UNDERTONES |
Walker Buehler |
$8 |
| Arthurian Legends 👑 |
Lars Nootbaar |
$11 |
| THE PROFANE UNDERTONES |
Paul Goldschmidt |
$12 |
| THE PROFANE UNDERTONES |
Elias Diaz |
$1 |
| Say It Ain’t So, Sho(hei)! |
Freddy Peralta |
$18 |
| Say It Ain’t So, Sho(hei)! |
Giancarlo Stanton |
$1 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Trevor Larnach |
$9 |
| La Flama Blanca |
Ronald Acuña Jr. |
$46 |
| They're still shitty |
Francisco Lindor |
$31 |
| THE PROFANE UNDERTONES |
Carlos Rodon |
$13 |
| They're still shitty |
Max Fried |
$26 |
| THE PROFANE UNDERTONES |
Alexis Diaz |
$9 |
| The Flying Chanclas 🩴 |
Brandon Nimmo |
$18 |
| THE PROFANE UNDERTONES |
Ryan Pressly |
$13 |
| They're still shitty |
Maikel Garcia |
$3 |
| THE PROFANE UNDERTONES |
Nolan Arenado |
$6 |
| THE PROFANE UNDERTONES |
Kenley Jansen |
$11 |
| THE PROFANE UNDERTONES |
Jason Adam |
$11 |
| THE PROFANE UNDERTONES |
Spencer Torkelson |
$7 |
| The Flying Chanclas 🩴 |
Kevin Gausman |
$15 |
| Mr. Taco Presented by Taco John’s |
Luis Castillo |
$25 |
| The Flying Chanclas 🩴 |
Jesus Luzardo |
$10 |
| Arthurian Legends 👑 |
Lourdes Gurriel Jr. |
$9 |
| I'm Horny |
Spencer Arrighetti |
$8 |
| La Flama Blanca |
Clay Holmes |
$12 |
| Arthurian Legends 👑 |
Jorge Soler |
$15 |
| 🚒Elgin Beavers👨🚒 |
Matt Vierling |
$2 |
| THE PROFANE UNDERTONES |
Chris Martin |
$7 |
| 🚒Elgin Beavers👨🚒 |
Camilo Doval |
$6 |
| Arthurian Legends 👑 |
Justin Martinez |
$6 |
| 🚒Elgin Beavers👨🚒 |
Nestor Cortes |
$6 |
| 🚒Elgin Beavers👨🚒 |
Pete Crow-Armstrong |
$9 |
| I'm Horny |
Pete Fairbanks |
$9 |
| Say It Ain’t So, Sho(hei)! |
Max Muncy |
$7 |
| The Flying Chanclas 🩴 |
Gleyber Torres |
$11 |
| The Flying Chanclas 🩴 |
Nick Pivetta |
$9 |
| I'm Horny |
Jeffrey Springs |
$4 |
| Mr. Taco Presented by Taco John’s |
Christopher Morel |
$12 |
| They're still shitty |
Garrett Mitchell |
$7 |
| 🦥 Docile Irish ☘️ |
Luis Severino |
$6 |
| Say It Ain’t So, Sho(hei)! |
Trevor Megill |
$9 |
| 🚒Elgin Beavers👨🚒 |
Jeremiah Estrada |
$5 |
| Shrine |
Zebby Matthews |
$5 |
| The Flying Chanclas 🩴 |
Ivan Herrera |
$4 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Jung Hoo Lee |
$7 |
| They're still shitty |
Nolan Jones |
$10 |
| Mr. Taco Presented by Taco John’s |
George Springer |
$9 |
| I'm Horny |
Yu Darvish |
$6 |
| Mr. Taco Presented by Taco John’s |
Yennier Cano |
$5 |
| 🚒Elgin Beavers👨🚒 |
Keegan Akin |
$5 |
| 🚒Elgin Beavers👨🚒 |
Jose Soriano |
$6 |
| Say It Ain’t So, Sho(hei)! |
Chris Bassitt |
$3 |
| I'm Horny |
Mike Tauchman |
$2 |
| I'm Horny |
Joc Pederson |
$7 |
| I'm Horny |
Michael Conforto |
$5 |
| I'm Horny |
Jonathan Aranda |
$6 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Heston Kjerstad |
$4 |
| I'm Horny |
Kyle Finnegan |
$3 |
| 🦥 Docile Irish ☘️ |
Grant Holmes |
$6 |
| Mr. Taco Presented by Taco John’s |
Jeimer Candelario |
$3 |
| They're still shitty |
Geraldo Perdomo |
$3 |
| I'm Horny |
Ryan McMahon |
$4 |
| Shrine |
Kyle Bradish |
$3 |
| Arthurian Legends 👑 |
Ben Rice |
$3 |
| 🦥 Docile Irish ☘️ |
Jacob Wilson |
$5 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Nick Gonzales |
$1 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Max Meyer |
$3 |
| 🦥 Docile Irish ☘️ |
Rhys Hoskins |
$3 |
| They're still shitty |
Nick Martinez |
$4 |
| I'm Horny |
Kris Bryant |
$3 |
| 🦥 Docile Irish ☘️ |
Justin Slaten |
$2 |
| The Flying Chanclas 🩴 |
Nolan Gorman |
$1 |
| The Flying Chanclas 🩴 |
Kevin Ginkel |
$3 |
| I'm Horny |
LaMonte Wade Jr. |
$2 |
| La Flama Blanca |
Cam Smith |
$4 |
| They're still shitty |
Derek Law |
$1 |
| I'm Horny |
Calvin Faucher |
$3 |
| La Flama Blanca |
Jac Caglianone |
$2 |
| The Flying Chanclas 🩴 |
Gavin Lux |
$1 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Andres Gimenez |
$1 |
| La Flama Blanca |
Victor Robles |
$1 |
| Arthurian Legends 👑 |
Drake Baldwin |
$2 |
| They're still shitty |
Tim Herrin |
$1 |
| They're still shitty |
Liam Hendriks |
$3 |
| Arthurian Legends 👑 |
Erick Fedde |
$1 |
| The Flying Chanclas 🩴 |
Robert Garcia |
$3 |
| Arthurian Legends 👑 |
David Peterson |
$2 |
| The Flying Chanclas 🩴 |
Cedric Mullins |
$2 |
| La Flama Blanca |
Sal Frelick |
$2 |
| They're still shitty |
Nathaniel Lowe |
$3 |
| I'm Horny |
Chase Burns |
$1 |
| Arthurian Legends 👑 |
Mason Montgomery |
$1 |
| The Flying Chanclas 🩴 |
Masataka Yoshida |
$1 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Miguel Vargas |
$1 |
| La Flama Blanca |
Chad Green |
$1 |
| 🦥 Docile Irish ☘️ |
Sean Murphy |
$4 |
| I'm Horny |
Alex Lange |
$1 |
| La Flama Blanca |
Kris Bubic |
$4 |
| The Flying Chanclas 🩴 |
Matthew Boyd |
$3 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Jose Alvarado |
$1 |
| La Flama Blanca |
Alex Vesia |
$1 |
| La Flama Blanca |
Andy Pages |
$2 |
| I'm Horny |
JJ Wetherholt |
$1 |
| Arthurian Legends 👑 |
Casey Mize |
$1 |
| The Flying Chanclas 🩴 |
Andrew Heaney |
$1 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Dedniel Nunez |
$1 |
| 🦥 Docile Irish ☘️ |
Clayton Kershaw |
$2 |
| I'm Horny |
Cristian Javier |
$1 |
| Arthurian Legends 👑 |
Osvaldo Bido |
$1 |
| The Flying Chanclas 🩴 |
Eduardo Rodriguez |
$1 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Jesus Tinoco |
$1 |
| 🦥 Docile Irish ☘️ |
Cole Sands |
$1 |
| Arthurian Legends 👑 |
Michael Soroka |
$1 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Tomoyuki Sugano |
$1 |
| 🦥 Docile Irish ☘️ |
Jesus Made |
$1 |
| Arthurian Legends 👑 |
Bryce Eldridge |
$1 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Jose Miranda |
$1 |
| 🦥 Docile Irish ☘️ |
Max Kepler |
$1 |
| Arthurian Legends 👑 |
Charlie Morton |
$1 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Hunter Goodman |
$1 |
| 🦥 Docile Irish ☘️ |
Nick Kurtz |
$1 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Jake McCarthy |
$1 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Nolan Schanuel |
$1 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Will Warren |
$1 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Jarlin Susana |
$1 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Landen Roupp |
$1 |
| Springfield Sultans 🐍 |
Kevin McGonigle |
$1 |