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(Me rolling Mitch Keller out for another start) "I just can't quit you"
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Same, ATG. Currently have 10 of my players (10!) on the IL. A couple are long-term, but the rest just wanted to chill like Mike Trout.
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I give up on trying to field a roster at this point. It’s a MASH unit at best right now.
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Listening to offers for Zack Wheeler. Crazy to think I’m selling in early May, but it is what it is.
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What the heck! My entire team is demanding to be traded to Fingers!!
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I spoke with Spencer Torkelson and Andrew Vaughn this morning at batting practice and told them they can have a keg in the dugout as soon as they start hitting fricking home runs.
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The Cicely Marmots have been contemplating their place in fantasy baseball, and management thinks they may be better suited to be a new heel (pun intended) for the Savannah Bananas. We were worried that the carefree, beer-slugging culture that surrounded Beer Barrels/PA would prove to be a more attractive option should the Bananas add a new traveling team whose asses they will kick in every town. The Marmots are relieved Beers Barrels have re-branded to Stuff + Muddins and wish them luck.
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Personally, I’m glad Muddins management is finally putting an end to the frat boy culture. I may need to rebrand soon myself if my players don’t get their heads out of their bottoms.
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May 5, Cinco de Mayo: Beer Barrels/PA is hereby rebranded as Stuff+ Muddins. In a move certain to be widely unpopular with the players, beer will be banned during pregame warmups. The in-game tradition of jeering and chugging from the dugout after every error will be suspended indefinitely. Muddin’s management is committed to better quality, less fun baseball.
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Marking this day, May 1st. Ottoneu May Day.
The Marmots have fallen from first place to last in about 3 weeks, pretty incredible, we agree (thank you very much).
From a high of 88 on April 8th to today's 36 points, the comeback begins. Watch your back (and your email box for trade offers).
Sincerely,
Marmots MGMT
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I’m trying to have a good eye for my team not everyone else’s haha
ATG Trotters on
April 30, 2024 10:17 AM
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youve got a good eye
The Monolith on
April 30, 2024 9:08 AM
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I see the OF additions in trying to make are a little more sought after than I had planned.
ATG Trotters on
April 30, 2024 7:53 AM
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Almost back to my customary 11th place. How was I at 88 points a few weeks ago? Was it all a dream?! 😢
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Updated the ole trade block for anyone looking for a catcher, underperforming but high ceiling SP, and a back of the bullpen piece.
The Monolith on
April 29, 2024 9:03 AM
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It’s a trap!
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never
The Monolith on
April 27, 2024 11:47 AM
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Oh hey look, David Bednar's had three shutout innings in a row since I benched him, maybe it's OK to get him back in there...
smg58 on
April 27, 2024 11:15 AM
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When you have a roster like mine you look for healthy bodies no matter where they come from.
Some tough choices will be made on who I get rid of but onward and upward we go. The trotter train waits for no one.
ATG Trotters on
April 25, 2024 11:01 AM
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Sorry to blow up the chat, but I hate that I'm so strapped on cash and roster spots cause I see all these guys and I'm like ooooh I want him. But no room in the inn.
The Monolith on
April 25, 2024 10:58 AM
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Are you just going to adopt the whole Angels roster?
The Monolith on
April 25, 2024 10:57 AM
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Trotters, I got you. In the spirit of transparency, I’ll flip a coin for each of your auctions. For each heads, I’ll put a $10 bid on the player. Each tails will be a bid if $0.
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The Monolith will let you pass
The Monolith on
April 25, 2024 10:33 AM
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Don’t mind me trying to find a capable team this morning. Just let me win those auctions and we can go about our days lol
ATG Trotters on
April 25, 2024 9:43 AM
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Still early. For better (or worse), this is not one of those leagues where they eliminate a team every month. :)
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It's still early, right guys? Right? *Laughs nervously*
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Anyone in need of some starting pitching?? I’ve got plenty. Need some bats to bolster the lineup.
ATG Trotters on
April 19, 2024 9:15 AM
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Third guy on the DL so far this week and it’s Tuesday. Excuse me while I go get some duct tape.
smg58 on
April 16, 2024 5:33 PM
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Life really happened fast for me this year. Mid table is looking like the new goal.
The Monolith on
April 8, 2024 9:03 PM
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Marmots learning that it's lonely at the top. Much more exciting to be in a tight battle for 9th place, with a couple of former league winners nipping at my heels. ;)
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Yeah, what the hell, guys? I didn't even know other teams were allowed to make trades if I was not involved.
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You do realize that you need the permission of Cicely Marmots in order to make a trade that doesn't include him.
smg58 on
April 8, 2024 5:15 PM
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Alright fellas, the impending Strider TJ has forced my hand, I need to make a trade for a starting pitcher. Who's got 1 (or maybe 2!) that we can talk about? DM's are open.
The Monolith on
April 7, 2024 11:56 AM
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YOUR crumbling season?
smg58 on
April 7, 2024 11:35 AM
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I wish we could use gifs on this board so i could litter it with ones about my crumbling season.
The Monolith on
April 6, 2024 1:11 PM
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If any of you guys happen to be in Cincy for Mets/Reds, let me know! We can grab a beer and make regrettable trades 👀
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Did someone say trades? I’ll take whatever you guys got at this point.
ATG Trotters on
April 3, 2024 7:16 PM
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(Looking at last year's start vs this year) Life comes at you fast
The Monolith on
April 3, 2024 10:49 AM
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Very tempting! Let's revisit at season's end!
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Throw in Machado and you got a deal!
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I trade....places with you in the standings?
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So... who wants to make a trade?!
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FWIW...AJ Puk's new contract is backloaded and highly incentivized. :)
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I feel that, smg. I made an example out of AJ Puk to send a message to the boys. I would encourage you to do the same…
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My team OPS is barely breaking .500, and my bullpen ERA is 31.50. I have you all just where I want you...
smg58 on
March 30, 2024 9:54 AM
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An overslide for sure, but not at the same level as the Tejeda play. I think McNeil was expecting a hard slide as he lost the ball before Hoskins hit him. Hoskins mostly missed him until he took out the plant leg. Seems unnecessary to me, and glad no one was hurt.
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Lame move for sure
The Monolith on
March 30, 2024 9:11 AM
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Just saw the Rhys Hoskins slide. Yikes. I bet Mets fans had Ruben Tejada flashbacks…pretty sure he’s taking one behind the back or in the ribs today.
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Man really sucks that since the season has started all FA's stats are 0 instead of last years numbers
The Monolith on
March 24, 2024 5:05 PM
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Trades will soon be allowed again, rejoice!
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