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MLB Stats

Batting

YearTeamGPA AB R HR RBI SB AVG
2011HOU57234 221 2621270.27602
2012HOU147630 576 80737330.28993
2013HOU152672 626 64552350.28275
2014HOU158707 660 85759560.34091
2015HOU154689 638 861566380.31348
2016HOU161717 640 1082496300.33750
2017HOU153662 590 1122481320.34576
2018HOU137599 534 841361170.31648
2019HOU124548 500 89317460.29800

Last 10 MLB Games

DateTeamOpponentPAABHBB2B 3BHRRRBIHBPSFSBCS
2019-09-29 HOU @LAA 3 3 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0
2019-09-28 HOU @LAA 5 5 3 0 1 0 1 1 3 0 0 0 0
2019-09-27 HOU @LAA 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-09-25 HOU @SEA 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-09-24 HOU @SEA 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-09-22 HOU LAA 5 4 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0
2019-09-21 HOU LAA 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-09-20 HOU LAA 4 4 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0
2019-09-18 HOU TEX 4 4 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0
2019-09-17 HOU TEX 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 41 40 10 1 2 0 3 3 7 0 0 0 0

MILB Stats

Batting

YearTeamGPA AB R HR RBI SB AVG
2007HOU (R)64243 204 40036150.34314
2008HOU (R)40152 141 2622180.28369
2009HOU (A-)2187 76 130770.25000
2009HOU (R)45208 179 45318210.32402
2010HOU (A)94434 393 751145390.30789
2010HOU (A+)31127 116 1842230.27586
2011HOU (AA)35153 144 2152550.36111
2011HOU (A+)52238 213 38534190.40845
2018HOU (AAA)14 3 00000.33333
2019HOU (AAA)523 21 30000.19048

Last 10 MILB Games

DateLevelTeamOpponentPAABHBB2B 3BHRRRBIHBPSFSBCS
2019-06-17 AAA RR TAC 5 4 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-06-16 AAA RR TAC 5 4 1 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0
2019-06-14 AAA RR RNO 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-05-26 AAA RR @NAS 5 5 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
2019-04-18 AAA RR @NAS 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2018-08-19 AAA FRE @TAC 4 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
Totals 27 24 5 2 0 1 0 3 0 1 0 0 0

Transaction History

Date Transaction Type Team Salary
March 29, 2018 9:29 PM add Whipping Boys $54
October 12, 2018 12:52 PM increase Whipping Boys $56
November 15, 2018 7:41 AM increase Whipping Boys $61
February 17, 2019 10:43 PM cut Whipping Boys $31
February 22, 2019 8:10 PM add Hackballs Cross $41
September 1, 2019 4:24 PM move Troutmaster (from Hackballs Cross) $41
October 4, 2019 5:04 PM increase Troutmaster $43

Recent Trades for Jose Altuve in Old School (5x5)

Date Proposing Team Proposing Team Gives Accepting Team Accepting Team Gives
August 31, 2019 9:40 PM Gallo's Humor Nelson Cruz MIN Util R $25
Jose Altuve HOU 2B R $51 
Cosby Sweaters David Price BOS SP L $20 DTD
Michael Foltynewicz ATL SP R $6
August 31, 2019 4:23 PM Hackballs Cross Jose Altuve HOU 2B R $41 
Eric Hosmer SDP 1B L $7
Troutmaster Mike Trout LAA OF R $71 DTD
August 21, 2019 10:27 AM KrustyKlowns Jose Altuve HOU 2B R $58 
Jay Boxers Sixto Sanchez MIA (AA) SP R $2
August 19, 2019 10:21 AM Slugging Stormborns 🌩🔥 Omar Narvaez SEA C L $2
Trent Grisham MIL OF L $1
Jeff Mcneil NYM 2B/3B/OF L $3 60IL
Cal Quantrill SDP SP/RP R $1 DTD
The Night King Jose Altuve HOU 2B R $45 
Hector Neris PHI RP R $5
Bryce Harper PHI OF L $54
August 14, 2019 2:29 PM Bosch Boys Kenley Jansen LAD RP R $19 
Robbie Ray ARI SP L $7
pee is stored in the balls Jose Altuve HOU 2B R $34 
August 14, 2019 11:20 AM El Mago’s Magic Wand Chris Sale BOS SP L $52 60IL
Yu Darvish CHC SP R $14
Green Hits Jose Altuve HOU 2B R $40 
August 5, 2019 3:56 PM Tigres de Aragua 🐅 Dallas Keuchel ATL SP L $6
Andrew Heaney LAA SP L $3
Duzy Donkees Jose Altuve HOU 2B R $46 
July 31, 2019 4:09 PM Animals Lamp Madison Bumgarner SFG SP L $16
Jose Altuve HOU 2B R $49 
A.J. Pollock LAD OF R $12
Batboys Mookie Betts BOS OF R $51
Seth Lugo NYM RP R $2
July 28, 2019 2:51 PM Masahiro Chewbacca Jose Altuve HOU 2B R $45 
Generous Carriage Vidal Brujan TBR (AA) 2B/SS S $2
Taylor Trammell SDP (AA) OF L $2
July 25, 2019 9:31 AM Evil Empire Masahiro Tanaka NYY SP R $13 
Nomar Mazara TEX OF L $14
The Ambiguous ProNouns Jose Altuve HOU 2B R $41 
Hunter Dozier KCR 1B/3B/OF R $6
Jorge Mateo OAK (AAA) SS R $2