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I must have missed it, what is the count for Blumpkins?
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If you would like to learn more about the FBC Initiative, or would like to make a $20 doantion for which we will send you a FREE gift of a leather whip embossed with your favorite Blumpkin's name on it, text "FBC" to 515069.
Thanks for your interest!
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Mr. Dr. Shower, so glad you asked. Blumpkin Management is currently experimenting with the FBC (Full Body Cast) Initiative that is spearheaded by GM Marquis de Sade and Team Physician Dr. Moreau. We are testing and developing many procedures that will determine bone density and pain levels in most of our players. Some opt out due to religious beliefs. To be continued.....
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Blumpkins, if you can do so, without giving away too many trade secrets, please break down the strategy.
Dr. Shower on
May 2, 2024 6:41 PM
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Smashing the veto because Shep is involved in the trade.
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Message board wars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dome remains neutral
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At least Shutdown was giving up proven talent in his vetoed trade, for just 1 player in return. Shower is trading guys with limited MLB experience and getting back TWO players that are BOTH way better than Eggman. And it’s only May. Come on…
2uke on
May 2, 2024 2:51 PM
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Did that day lead to the exodus of the caris? If it was that message board fiasco, One of them texted neutral party dome to apologize for the chaos and I returned texted a paperweight.
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We haven't seen Angry Shep like this since the Caris Boys fiasco. What an amazing day that was on the board. #TeamShep #EvenAngryShep
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Dome and respect are the same person
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Dr. Shower is currently the only manager that I will just give players away to (and Shutdown last year, Trea Turner says you're welcome). Or maybe Spanky too, since he sends fair counter-offers and respectable messages. But don't let Shep fool you, he and I are close to making a deal for Bregman so send him your offers now before he's mine!
2uke on
May 1, 2024 1:35 PM
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Also I’m sure this will age poorly and Adell will fuck all year
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This is not luke specific but dome is also not giving guys away. I get my high priced guys that help you win will not get me top tier value but I’m not willing to take jo Adell (was offered last year and became my poster child running joke example) or other clowns of said ilk. I say this with much respect as a dome often does
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Looking for RP and dudes who will benefit me next year. There's a chance I might not match up with anyone at this point in the season. I'm not giving these guys away, looking for value for value. Luke, just don't bother.
Shep on
May 1, 2024 11:36 AM
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Encarnacion-Strand, Pena, Degrom, Cortes, Brown, Mead, Ruiz, Bregman, Gil, Schmidt, and King are all available for differing levels of returns, if anyone is interested. Willing to cover cost to the extent that I can.....All that said, I can only trade in this league if it's agreed upon that the league says it's okay. So, maybe consult with the losers that veto trades before offering one to me.
Shep on
May 1, 2024 9:58 AM
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Blumpkins currently with 13 on IL. Should invest in a hospital. #NurseAmy #BedpanBlumpkin
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2.82>Not Available
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Slade Cecconi is a great carny name.
Dr. Shower on
April 27, 2024 8:24 AM
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Bregman always sucks in April. Just you wait.
Dr. Shower on
April 27, 2024 7:25 AM
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Yes, you're right Imposter, he's a stud.
Shep on
April 26, 2024 2:34 PM
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2.82 > 2.5
2uke on
April 26, 2024 1:49 PM
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You guys really prevented Glenn from running away with things with Bregman in the fold. He sure is spectacular at under 2.5 pts per game. You sure do know so much more about baseball than I do, so glad you saved me from myself. Phew.
Shep on
April 26, 2024 12:31 PM
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I can back Drew up for this. He paid me for a bet he didn’t remember making.
Dr. Shower on
April 26, 2024 12:58 AM
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Shep, you have hurt me deeply. I hope Strider dies in a horrific gang rape this offseason.
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Drew still doesn't have a way to send money electronically
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You want us to slide into your DM's?
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I'm a "pay when they win" guy. Always will be. My money is good. #Right #Amy #CanBePersuadedOtherwise
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Thanks for the heads up, I was just saying if you don't know how to pay me, also DM me about that and I can give you the options.
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You ran out of space...
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Apologies for being delinquent commissioner, finally updating my records, if I’ve missed anything here please shoot me a DM, no rush just being transparent and making sure I haven’t overlooked anything:
Lasser paid Venmo
Glenn paid Venmo (from Lasser)
Bickell paid Venmo
TJ paid PayPal
Shep paid PayPal
Lewis paid PayPal
Ken paid Zelle
Self paid
Need:
Face
Amy
Dome
Blumpkins
If you don’t kn
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Agreed. #CutHim
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Kopech is miserable to own.
Laser Show on
April 24, 2024 10:56 AM
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Who the hell would want Maury Povich's kid??? I don't want ANY of my players knowing anything about their fatherhood from Slump Busters.....
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Why not just pitch him 3 innings per week as an "opener" in MLB?
2uke on
April 21, 2024 9:53 PM
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The Marlins are an embarrassment to baseball, so not too surprising
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Domes absolutely go off on 4/20? Coincidence? I think not. #domefacts
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Max Meyer getting sent down to pitch 3 innings once a week in AAA is an embarrassment to baseball
Laser Show on
April 21, 2024 10:38 AM
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I can't imagine anyone has had more injuries than the Kerrs. #amydead
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I’m ready to draft him and rage cut him next year.
Empty Stats on
April 17, 2024 3:10 PM
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I could hear the fuck Kris Bryant from turtle all the way over here
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Aging well.
I noticed one name missing from the list. Your unhealthy relationship with Bobby Witt, Jr. is unsettling. It's WAY past
Country Blumpkins on February 1, 2024 12:55 PM
Dr. Shower on
April 11, 2024 5:44 PM
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Considering Bregman's slow start, maybe I don't want DJ back before game 62...
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“I’m pretty close to being ready,” LeMahieu said on April 6. “I’m not ready to go, but I’m ready to play baseball. Making progress.”
Yankees manager Aaron Boone said on April 9 that LeMahieu has "been introduced to side-to-side [movements] and things like that, so he’s moving in a pretty good direction."
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INF DJ LeMahieu (non-displaced fracture of right foot) Expected return: April or May LeMahieu has taken on-field batting practice and said on April 6 that he was encouraged by his progress. LeMahieu has also been fielding ground balls hit directly at him, which he began on April 1, and he has been running with approximately 90 percent effort.
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If anyone has a pitcher or player that you would like to see get injured, possibly brutally, please send him to the Blumpkins. We'll get em hurt real good.
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O'Neill for Castellanos deal looking great right now
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