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MLB Stats

Batting

YearTeamGPA AB R HR RBI SB AVG
2014CHW145622 556 803610730.31655
2015CHW154668 613 883010100.29038
2016CHW159695 624 672510000.29327
2017CHW156675 621 953310230.30435
2018CHW128553 499 68227820.26453
2019CHW159693 634 853312320.28391
2020CHW60262 240 43196000.31667
2021CHW152659 566 863011710.26148
2022CHW157679 601 85157500.30449
2023HOU141594 540 62189000.23704
2024HOU35120 113 102700.12389

Recent Games

Last 10 MLB Games

DateTeamOpponentPAABHBB2B 3BHRRRBIHBPSFSBCS
Jun 12, 2024 HOU @SFG 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jun 10, 2024 HOU @SFG 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jun 9, 2024 HOU @LAA 4 4 2 0 1 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 0
Jun 8, 2024 HOU @LAA 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jun 7, 2024 HOU @LAA 4 4 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0
Jun 5, 2024 HOU STL 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jun 4, 2024 HOU STL 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jun 3, 2024 HOU STL 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jun 2, 2024 HOU MIN 3 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jun 1, 2024 HOU MIN 3 3 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0
Totals 33 32 5 1 1 0 2 4 3 0 0 0 0

Avg Salary & Roster%

Last 30 days

2025 Position Eligibility Progress

To gain eligibility, a player must have 5 GS or 10 G at a position in the majors, or 20 G at a position in the minors.

Transaction History

Date Transaction Type Team Salary
April 2, 2016 1:43 PM add love my team $29
October 7, 2016 12:37 PM increase love my team $31
January 12, 2017 10:22 PM cut love my team $16
March 26, 2017 1:22 PM add bouncing balloons (boobs) $24
October 7, 2017 1:49 AM increase bouncing balloons (boobs) $26
June 24, 2018 11:49 AM move The Shitting Bastard..... (from bouncing balloons (boobs)) $26
October 12, 2018 12:56 PM increase The Shitting Bastard..... $28
November 15, 2018 11:00 AM cut The Shitting Bastard..... $14
March 17, 2019 12:22 PM add Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? $19
October 4, 2019 4:53 PM increase Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? $21
December 13, 2019 2:41 PM cut Wait, so I gotta shave MY ass? $0
March 22, 2020 1:45 PM add bouncing balloons (boobs) $23
August 28, 2020 1:54 PM move 2028 Champ (from bouncing balloons (boobs)) $23
September 30, 2020 7:40 PM increase 2028 Champ $25
November 15, 2020 12:41 AM increase 2028 Champ $28
October 9, 2021 3:55 AM increase 2028 Champ $30
October 14, 2022 1:10 AM increase 2028 Champ $32
November 16, 2022 7:32 AM cut 2028 Champ $0
March 26, 2023 1:40 PM add Bosch Boys $18
June 7, 2023 7:38 PM cut Bosch Boys $9
July 13, 2023 7:38 AM add Bosch Boys $9
July 13, 2023 8:10 AM cut Bosch Boys $5
July 17, 2023 8:05 AM add Grip It And Rip It $5
October 12, 2023 11:59 AM increase Grip It And Rip It $7
April 19, 2024 6:47 PM cut Grip It And Rip It $4
May 28, 2024 9:25 AM add Grip It And Rip It $4
May 28, 2024 5:28 PM cut Grip It And Rip It $2
July 8, 2024 7:36 AM add Grip It And Rip It $2
July 8, 2024 11:03 AM cut Grip It And Rip It $1

Recent Trades for Jose Abreu in Old School (5x5)

Date Proposing Team Proposing Team Gives Accepting Team Accepting Team Gives
January 31, 2024 11:56 PM The Zims Clarke Schmidt NYY SP R $6
Anything But Last Jose Abreu HOU 1B R $6
January 30, 2024 9:29 PM Kamino Thunderclouds Jose Abreu HOU 1B R $8
Hunter Brown HOU SP R $5
Pete Crow-Armstrong CHC OF L $3
Reese's Pieces Josh Hader SDP RP L $21
January 26, 2024 1:05 PM FREE KAREN READ Ketel Marte ARI 2B S $16
Pillar of Autumn Jose Abreu HOU 1B R $7
Michael Busch LAD 1B L $3 
January 18, 2024 5:01 PM Jesús and the Christians Jose Abreu HOU 1B R $4
Jordan Montgomery TEX SP L $9
Drew Thorpe NYY SP R $3
Lake St. Hawks Spencer Steer CIN 1B/OF R $7
July 31, 2023 1:57 PM Redlegs Lance Lynn CHW SP R $1 OUT
Sonny Gray MIN SP R $13
Javier Baez DET SS R $10 OUT
Jose Abreu HOU 1B R $14
Kyle Schwarber PHI OF L $30
Ke'Bryan Hayes PIT 3B R $5
Joey Bart SFG C R $6 
Squeakers Mike Trout LAA ST OF R $55 OUT
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. TOR 1B/3B R $52
July 27, 2023 9:36 AM Weather Report Gavin Stone LAD SP R $1 OUT
Fredericksburg Cannons Jose Abreu HOU 1B R $32
$31 loan
June 23, 2023 7:09 PM #TrustTheProcess Whit Merrifield TOR 2B/3B/OF R $28
A.J. Minter ATL RP L $3 OUT
wOBA Fett Jose Abreu HOU 1B R $17
Dane Dunning TEX SP/RP R $6
Spencer Strider ATL SP/RP R $9 OUT
May 3, 2023 11:56 AM Cosby Sweaters Nate Pearson TOR RP R $1
Griffin Canning LAA SP R $1 
Ezequiel Tovar COL SS R $3
Heston Kjerstad BAL OF L $1
Ya Like Jazz? Hector Neris HOU RP R $3
Jorge Polanco MIN 2B S $11 OUT
Jose Abreu HOU 1B R $20
$28 loan
May 1, 2023 11:50 PM Mysterious Moe Tucker Jose Abreu HOU 1B R $13
Zombie Ghost Sharks Nick Lodolo CIN SP L $6
March 28, 2023 2:31 PM Tigres de Aragua 🐅 Jordan Lawlar ARI ST Util R $3
MC Betamax Jose Abreu CHW 1B R $17
$14 loan