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MLB Stats

Batting

YearTeamGPA R HR OBP SLG
2018STL32581140.362070.52000
2019TEX928100.185190.19231
2020CHC22000.000000.00000
2021CHC10637554280.304810.51775
2022CHC13453467250.298310.42644

MILB Stats

Batting

YearTeamGPA R HR OBP SLG
2012STL (A-)652794060.372760.46473
2013STL (A)10442354130.311900.41129
2013STL (A+)25102820.316830.35870
2014STL (AA)12849849140.277110.36726
2015STL (AA)11445651140.293600.40580
2016STL (R)39200.666670.50000
2016STL (AAA)782952950.302720.37405
2017STL (AAA)12750668310.310280.50658
2018STL (AAA)10742165150.363420.47978
2019TEX (AAA)10745368310.331860.51263
2021CHC (AAA)834730.352940.56000

Recent Games

Last 10 MLB Games

DateTeamOpponentPAABHBB2B 3BHRRRBIHBPSFSBCS
2022-10-05 CHC @CIN 6 5 1 0 1 0 0 2 0 1 0 0 0
2022-10-04 CHC @CIN 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2022-10-01 CHC CIN 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2022-09-30 CHC CIN 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2022-09-29 CHC PHI 4 3 2 1 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0
2022-09-28 CHC PHI 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2022-09-27 CHC PHI 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2022-09-25 CHC @PIT 5 4 1 0 0 0 1 2 3 1 0 1 0
2022-09-24 CHC @PIT 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2022-09-23 CHC @PIT 4 3 1 1 0 0 1 2 2 0 0 0 0
Totals 41 37 6 2 3 0 2 6 6 2 0 1 0

Last 10 MILB Games

DateLevelTeamOpponentPAABHBB2B 3BHRRRBIHBPSFSBCS
2021-05-23 AAA IOW OMA 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2021-05-22 AAA IOW OMA 4 3 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0
2021-05-21 AAA IOW OMA 4 2 1 2 0 0 1 2 4 0 0 1 0
2021-05-20 AAA IOW OMA 5 2 2 2 0 0 2 4 5 1 0 0 0
2021-05-19 AAA IOW OMA 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0
2021-05-16 AAA IOW @STP 5 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0
2021-05-15 AAA IOW @STP 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2021-05-14 AAA IOW @STP 4 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 34 25 4 6 1 0 3 7 11 2 1 1 0

Avg Salary & Roster%

Last 30 days

2024 Position Eligibility Progress

To gain eligibility, a player must have 5 GS or 10 G at a position in the majors, or 20 G at a position in the minors.

Transaction History

Date Transaction Type Team Salary
July 14, 2021 11:56 AM add Closer To the Heart $1
October 9, 2021 4:39 AM increase Closer To the Heart $3
January 10, 2022 4:27 PM move Nuke LaLoosh (from Closer To the Heart) $3
May 16, 2022 7:27 PM move Chocolate Milk and Squats (from Nuke LaLoosh) $3
May 23, 2022 12:04 PM move Farts in Church (from Chocolate Milk and Squats) $3
October 14, 2022 1:56 AM increase Farts in Church $5

Recent Trades for Patrick Wisdom in Ottoneu Classic (4x4)

Date Proposing Team Proposing Team Gives Accepting Team Accepting Team Gives
January 31, 2023 1:54 PM Fister? I Barely Know Her Vladimir Guerrero Jr. TOR 1B R $37
Dustin May LAD SP R $14
Bobby Miller LAD AAA SP R $5
VOTTO MAN BLUES Kyle Schwarber PHI OF L $34
Taylor Ward LAA OF R $12
Patrick Wisdom CHC 1B/3B/OF R $7
May 22, 2022 12:03 PM Farts in Church Max Fried ATL SP L $13 
Jarred Kelenic SEA OF L $9
Max Meyer MIA SP/RP R $3 DTD
Chocolate Milk and Squats Trey Mancini BAL 1B/OF R $7
Juan Soto WSN OF L $57
Patrick Wisdom CHC 1B/3B/OF R $3
$42 loan
May 15, 2022 7:26 PM Nuke LaLoosh Patrick Wisdom CHC 1B/3B/OF R $3
Chocolate Milk and Squats Drew Smith NYM RP R $1
Scott Barlow KCR RP R $3
$1 loan
April 22, 2022 1:06 PM Three Orange Whips 🇪🇺 Jorge Soler MIA OF R $13
Nick Pratto KCR AAA 1B/OF L $2
Nate Pearson TOR AAA RP R $9
Anthony Volpe NYY AAA SS R $2
Long Gone Connor Joe COL 1B/OF R $9
Patrick Wisdom CHC 1B/3B/OF R $5
Seiya Suzuki CHC OF R $15
$3 loan
January 27, 2022 2:03 PM The Pesky Bellhorns Tyler Matzek ATL RP L $3 DTD
Patrick Wisdom CHC 1B/3B/OF R $7
Gurriel our Lourdes and Savior Brandon Belt SFG 1B L $8
January 9, 2022 4:26 PM Nuke LaLoosh Mike Yastrzemski SFG OF L $10
Closer To the Heart Patrick Wisdom CHC 1B/3B/OF R $3