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Talk to me in 2021 when I have all of this year's first round.
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speaking of points, DAVE IT'S MID JUNE. WHAT ARE OUR POWER RANKINGS?
SKnack Pack on
June 14, 2016 3:03 PM
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He helped me when a championship last year. That's what happens when you finish with the most points btw.
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Schwarber: -1 points in 2016 season.
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I got Schwarber the day after he signed. College bats are valuable if you can get them for $2.
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Who nominated the entire first round of the 2016 draft? Is someone playing for the 2021 season?
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Unfortunately we have started our summer vacation at Dave University. However, we have plenty of coursework that you can find online.
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The come down from the 5 day bonnaroo acid trip is really harsh so maybe that trade just looked crazy at first blush.
Hoo Lee Puk on
June 13, 2016 12:43 PM
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That roundly rejected offer was: bradley boxberger, tim anderson, carlos rodon, blake snell and dansby swanson, for yellich, castellanos, correa and aaron nola. I am certain you will get more for snell after he strikes out 27 straight batters in his start this week so its probably good for your team that I rashly rejected that trade.
Hoo Lee Puk on
June 13, 2016 12:35 PM
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Is there a Dave University I could attend? What're a few more student loans for some sweet Otto advice? Nihilist prospect darling Blake Snell, part of this weekend's roundly rejected offer, starts Thursday and plans to prove you wrong.
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Dave I'm asking for a favor: Can you please work with Nihlist No More on the art of making a deal. I came back from Bonnaroo on like 7 hours of sleep for the past 5 days and I feel like the offers I got over the weekend were more horrific than the 5 day old shits in the toilets.
Hoo Lee Puk on
June 13, 2016 11:36 AM
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Bum is on the block
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Bum is on the block
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Bum is on the block
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The Smrt Pollocks are proud to announce that Jimmy Rollins is on the block! Don't pass up the opportunity to obtain this MVP and 4-time Gold Glover! Pounce quickly, as this is a strictly limited engagement.
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First 2016 draft pick in the Ottoneu Universe...Zack Collins
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I plan to bid a senzeble amount and if I get him, I get him.
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Cannot wait for the $19 winning bid for Nick Senzel
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Ah he probably just went a little to hard at Urban Active last night trying to impress some girl in tight pants. On the other hand if it is, Fowles has the timing of an all time great! (And note to self never trade that that accursed bastard again)
Hoo Lee Puk on
June 8, 2016 3:22 PM
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Or you know...two fastballs 10mph slower than normal then being pulled is probably the key info to glean from those posts.
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listening to an injury and twitter. that dude is done.
SKnack Pack on
June 8, 2016 2:45 PM
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Twitter says right biceps soreness...color me skeptical but I hope that is the case
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I'm listening to the game. Back to back 87 MPH fastballs and done.
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Where did you read this?
Hotel Larry on
June 8, 2016 1:35 PM
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Buh bye Vincent Velasquez's elbow.
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"It sounds like a crock."
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http://www.ocregister.com/articles/body-715747-heal-heaney.html
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It must be the start of Ramadan or something...
Hoo Lee Puk on
June 7, 2016 12:27 AM
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Every pitcher on a Dusty coached team is about 2/3 as valuable as they'd be otherwise
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Dusty baker owes me 200 pts at least. Leaves gio in an inning too long every game. Sent poor strasburg before rain delay, approximately 45 pts thru 5. Dusty throws him back after the delay, he nets 18 pts thru 6 IP. No risks with the big fella, don't want another mark prior!
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You could cut Kershaw's points in half tonight and it'll probably be above replacement
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Well played Fowles
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Well you don't stunt the player. You bid on the nominated players. The team lower in the standings gets the player if the bids are tied. You'll probably have second in a day or two and get the hang of it.
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I can confirm Cheslor's existence, as I actually saw him play in person a few weeks ago.
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Cheslor Cuthbert? That name sounds made up. Must be Dave trick/cheating...
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I'm not sharing anything with you after that JD Davis stunt.
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True. And my heart still tells me I'm pacing in 1st. WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE YOU AND OUR POWER RANKINGS DAVE?
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Pace is trying to maintain.
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To be fair Pace is out to get himself since he's the one pacing in 2nd.
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How do those moves affect our power rankings?
SKnack Pack on
June 2, 2016 5:46 PM
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Watkins and Pace are out to get me!
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I'd like to thank Watkins and Pace for clearing more cap space for me today.
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Lol, all remaining draftkings fans are wondering which future superstar he is going to unload for a fistful of shit. In other news...Huzzah's to Reho who consummated his first deal of OTTO. He has seen amazing highs and some lows but this is truly a first.
Hoo Lee Puk on
June 2, 2016 3:19 PM
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Watkins, your 60-Day DL Team needs some more offense. Have you considered Josh Hamilton?
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Keep shouting...that'll make it happen faster. I'm working on stuff about our trade history. Hence the chad fact.
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DAVE, IT'S JUNE. HOW ARE OUR POWER RANKINGS?!
SKnack Pack on
June 2, 2016 1:05 PM
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Chad once traded Mookie for Verlander and Keuchel (who he also traded). Wait until DraftKings fans get this on Twitter
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Braun would fit in nicely in the flyers outfield with Cruz and melky
SKnack Pack on
June 1, 2016 7:22 PM
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Nihilist physicians believe his neck problems are from watching too many extra base hits leave his wonder bat. Possibly may need a fancy under armor turtleneck to keep his neck warm if traded to a cold weather city. Now, I'm off to google z%
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But what of that protruding disk in his neck that moves around all strangely during his swing? That has to reduce his z-swing%
Hoo Lee Puk on
June 1, 2016 6:37 PM
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