• if you want Nate Lowe lemme know (that rhymes)

  JakesFunny on May 10, 2025 8:00 PM

• I've got seven relievers averaging 8+ points per inning. Anyone heavy at 1B/2B thats looking for some bullpen help?

  Burbank Bombers on May 5, 2025 3:00 PM

• Brutal day!
  Zac Gallen is struggling. My guess a IL stint, Puk you on the IL.
  Oof. Was not anticipating this

  New team name pending on April 19, 2025 3:32 PM

• Guess it was a little to early to crown the champ, lol, of course I'm screwed now for writing this.

  Pork Chop Express on April 6, 2025 6:03 PM

• I'm just glad the higher ups didn't trade Arenado

  St Louis Cardinals on April 1, 2025 12:30 PM

• You think Judge’s 25ppg is maintainable or he’ll slip a little bit?

  JakesFunny on April 1, 2025 1:38 AM

• Thank God everyone on my team uses the torpedo bat!

  I’m Shorter Than Your Mom on April 1, 2025 1:37 AM

• I feel like there is a Dennis Allen meme here haha

  New team name pending on March 31, 2025 9:54 PM

• I'm Shorter Than Your Mom - 25hr already?!?
  Should we just crown you already?
  Holy Smokes

  New team name pending on March 31, 2025 9:53 PM

• Happy Opening Day!!! Good luck to you all this season!

  New team name pending on March 27, 2025 9:52 AM

• Did someone takeover chronic Masterbetters team? If not, we’ll need someone to do it before Wednesday right?

  Kuhl Krushers on February 22, 2025 2:28 PM

• Forget the polls
  
  Need everyone to tell me what date they want to draft and which day is best. The 4 dates I put out are no good for everyone. So need everyone to chime in and let me know best day/date to draft

  I’m Shorter Than Your Mom on February 17, 2025 10:09 AM

• Here is a poll for draft dates. Please vote at your earliest convenience so we can pick a date/time! -Commish
  
  https://doodle.com/group-poll/participate/eVoxmxza

  I’m Shorter Than Your Mom on February 11, 2025 2:32 PM

• This pains me!!
  Goodbye Julio
  I hate the Mariners owners so much!

  New team name pending on January 31, 2025 3:27 PM

• N/M I got it finally.
  Had to change browsers

  New team name pending on January 28, 2025 1:48 PM

• Hey,
  I'd like to pay, but this Paydala thing does not work right.
  I'm in a perpetual loop where it needs to verify me.
  Anyone else having this issue?

  New team name pending on January 28, 2025 1:40 PM

• You also MUST cut players by Jan 31!

  I’m Shorter Than Your Mom on January 22, 2025 7:59 PM

• Hey all make sure you renew your teams before Jan 31! We will set a date in the next couple weeks for the draft!
  
  Chronic Masterbettors decided to leave so we have 1 open spot if anyone knows someone looking for a team!
  
  -Commish

  I’m Shorter Than Your Mom on January 22, 2025 7:53 PM

• I'm up for trades pre-draft if we can.
  If I have someone you are interested, feel free to hit me up.

  New team name pending on December 14, 2024 11:58 AM

• Hey, when do we need to have our rosters set now that ARB is over?

  New team name pending on November 15, 2024 9:23 AM

• Hey guys, arbitration is due in 2 days! Please get this done! Thanks!

  I’m Shorter Than Your Mom on November 12, 2024 12:43 PM

• Great season gents! Congrats to Kuhl on 2nd and Shaun for 3rd! Enjoy the postseason!
  
  -Commish

  I’m Shorter Than Your Mom on October 1, 2024 9:25 PM

• Thanks for another fun year fellas!! I enjoy this league so much!
  Wish there was a little bit more trading, but that's fine.
  Can't wait for next season!!

  New team name pending on October 1, 2024 8:40 AM

• I’ve said this for years. Makes no sense you can throw 7 let up 2 runs, both homers and have a worthless day. Has to change.

  I’m Shorter Than Your Mom on August 28, 2024 2:44 AM

• I ask because a hold is only for an inning or so, but a QS has to be 6 IP or more with 3ER or less.
  If the 3 runs are all solo HRs, you basically get no pts.

  New team name pending on August 27, 2024 6:04 PM

• When will Ottoneu give extra points for a quality start?

  New team name pending on August 27, 2024 6:02 PM

• Cardinals are kind of tilted right now. Not like the actual cardinals (Sorry Austin).

  St Louis Cardinals on July 14, 2024 7:56 PM

• Bo Bichette available

  Chronic MasterBettors on June 27, 2024 12:36 PM

• I am looking for a frontline SP and/or premier RP. Let me know if anyone is selling

  Chronic MasterBettors on June 11, 2024 12:21 PM

• Taj Bradley is having the game of a lifetime! Haha

  New team name pending on June 1, 2024 5:59 PM

• I've had it!
  I'm benching Julio. Hopefully this sparks his power stroke coming back.

  New team name pending on May 24, 2024 3:28 PM

• You get your tux?

  I’m Shorter Than Your Mom on May 22, 2024 12:08 AM

• Hey

  St Louis Cardinals on May 22, 2024 12:04 AM

• lonely up here in first place

  JakesFunny on March 30, 2024 4:10 AM

• Happy opening day boys

  JakesFunny on March 28, 2024 4:13 PM

• Happy Opening Day Gents

  I’m Shorter Than Your Mom on March 28, 2024 1:12 PM

• Opening Day!!! Good luck everyone! Hope you have a great season

  New team name pending on March 28, 2024 12:34 PM

• No worries totally get it life happens. It's only annoying when you know a team is skipping noms because they have over paid the whole draft and now want to wait til the end. Enjoy your night and have fun with both.

  Pork Chop Express on March 17, 2024 12:32 PM

• I'll definitely do my very best to stay on top of it.
  I know it gets frustrating at times if a nom gets missed.

  New team name pending on March 17, 2024 11:42 AM

• Thanks!!

  New team name pending on March 17, 2024 11:40 AM

• Should be good now

  I’m Shorter Than Your Mom on March 17, 2024 11:36 AM

• Is there a way to set the draft that if someone doesn't submit a player in time they don't get locked out?
  It's been a problem in the past and I have company coming over tonight so I'm pulling double duty and might miss a nomination here or there.

  New team name pending on March 17, 2024 11:14 AM

• Reminder of Draft today at 7 PM Eastern, 6 Central, 5 Mountain, 4 Pacific

  I’m Shorter Than Your Mom on March 17, 2024 10:50 AM

• Draft will be Sunday March 17th at 7 Eastern, 6 Central, 5 Mountain, 4 Pacific, 2 Hawaiin

  I’m Shorter Than Your Mom on March 7, 2024 3:58 PM

• I'm good for the 17th! I'll draft with my corned beef, Guinness with a side of Jameson

  New team name pending on March 4, 2024 10:11 PM

• Sunday the 17th works for me, but it is St. Patrick's day in case people don’t realize that.

  Burbank Bombers on March 4, 2024 5:32 PM

• Mondays are no good for me. I can do Sunday the 17th.

  Southtown Sluggers on March 4, 2024 9:32 AM

• Sunday the 17th would work for me. I cannot draft between March 18 and 24 sorry traveling for work then.

  Pork Chop Express on March 4, 2024 12:49 AM

• Sunday the 17th is my vote

  Kuhl Krushers on March 3, 2024 8:43 PM

• Just got through a massive 2 weeks of work. Sorry gents. Let’s start the process. Sunday or Monday nights seems to always be best for most people. So I’m looking at 6 central/7 eastern on Sunday March 17 or Monday March 18. Let me know what works doesn’t work for people!

  I’m Shorter Than Your Mom on March 3, 2024 8:14 PM

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