• Season 3 was so fucking boring I felt the need to get involved

  Myrtle Beach Mermen on November 19, 2024 3:19 PM

• The mermen are auditioning for the next season of “the bear” with how hot their stove is.

  bag o' dicks on November 19, 2024 3:18 PM

• Danny do your arb already jesus.

  El Niño on October 25, 2024 1:11 PM

• Don't worry Joe, we already took into account the annual migration of old white people down to Florida.

  Eddie's Malort Bar on October 2, 2024 3:12 PM

• No no, thank you for the set of dates we’ll be sure to prioritize

  El Niño on October 2, 2024 2:42 PM

• FYI, I will be traveling from 2/26/25-3/2/25 to Clearwater for Spring Training and will not be available for the Auction Draft. Thank you

  Hoo Lee Fook on October 2, 2024 2:21 PM

• Judging by the looks of the trade block, you are not alone in that feeling.

  bag o' dicks on October 2, 2024 1:26 PM

• I would like to trade my shitty players for your less shitty players.

  El Niño on October 2, 2024 10:58 AM

• Annual reminder: Arbitration starts on the 15th of October and ends on the 15th of November. After arbitration, trading will open back up until the Keeper Deadline on January 31st at which point it is again locked until after the Auction Draft.

  Eddie's Malort Bar on October 2, 2024 10:56 AM

• I take that back...it's been done 4 times before

  Ball Hair, Strike Hair ⚾️🐇 on October 1, 2024 9:44 AM

• Joe may have had the first season ever of maxing out games at every position and innings pitched.

  Ball Hair, Strike Hair ⚾️🐇 on October 1, 2024 9:41 AM

• Big lame. To both of you.

  bag o' dicks on October 1, 2024 9:41 AM

• Awesome first season, Joe.

  Eddie's Malort Bar on September 30, 2024 7:50 AM

• Congrats Adam.

  Hoo Lee Fook on September 29, 2024 9:46 PM

• Thanks

  Hoo Lee Fook on September 25, 2024 9:41 PM

• You can go over 1500 innings on any day of the season.

  Eddie's Malort Bar on September 25, 2024 9:27 PM

• If the thread answers the question about total innings pitched going over the 1500 on the last day of the season please copy and paste it for me, I don't see it. Or is he saying that option is off the table unless you have Braves, or Mets pitchers?

  Hoo Lee Fook on September 25, 2024 8:48 PM

• The season will be extended.
  
  https://community.ottoneu.com/t/how-do-game-163s-or-more-affect-ottoneu-fantasy-baseball/4148

  Eddie's Malort Bar on September 25, 2024 8:37 PM

• What does a Monday DH do to the “Season Ending” date? And pitching innings scenario?

  Hoo Lee Fook on September 25, 2024 6:09 PM

• No

  El Niño on September 20, 2024 8:57 AM

• Let Trevor Story rest in peace already.

  bag o' dicks on September 20, 2024 8:54 AM

• Sorry I even made a bid.

  Bobby Rayburn on September 15, 2024 9:40 AM

• Nobody else is allowed to have Tommy Edman.

  El Niño on September 14, 2024 9:26 AM

• FREE MONEYYYY

  El Niño on September 11, 2024 8:31 AM

• You mean my two dollar bid didn’t get it done?

  Eddie's Malort Bar on August 30, 2024 3:22 PM

• I’ll wait to possibly bid on Kristian Campbell in Marcxh

  Beaver Dam! 🦫 on August 30, 2024 2:51 PM

• If you have a structured settlement and you need cash nowww! Call J! J! Wetherholt! 877 Cash now!

  Myrtle Beach Mermen on August 29, 2024 8:42 PM

• There are..allegations.

  El Niño on August 28, 2024 10:59 PM

• I like that you implied that our league is full of idiots

  Eddie's Malort Bar on August 28, 2024 2:24 PM

• which idiot is auctioning off Parker Meadows.

  El Niño on August 27, 2024 3:17 PM

• I see my dad has entered the auction world.

  El Niño on August 15, 2024 3:28 PM

• MATTHEW BOYD IS STILL ALIVE?!?

  bag o' dicks on August 14, 2024 4:29 PM

• A reliever rage cut. Don’t mind if I do.

  El Niño on August 10, 2024 6:29 PM

• Happy belated second half. We have a real clusterfuck of a race on our hands.

  Eddie's Malort Bar on July 22, 2024 10:48 AM

• https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/1b0fec71-6214-4b41-b7e3-0d2ab5c563f5/gif

  Myrtle Beach Mermen on July 1, 2024 2:55 PM

• Fuck Merman

  Hoo Lee Fook on July 1, 2024 2:05 PM

• He’s chief vibes officer. He will be back.

  bag o' dicks on June 20, 2024 9:34 AM

• Ironic that dick fitt didn’t fit into a bag o dicks

  Eddie's Malort Bar on June 19, 2024 11:16 PM

• no wonder he texted me American flags after my most recent post.

  El Niño on June 18, 2024 2:43 PM

• Doesn’t Jonathan India go against everything the Beaver Dam stands for?

  bag o' dicks on June 18, 2024 2:36 PM

• Hadn't thought of that. Could be even worse than originally thought.

  bag o' dicks on June 16, 2024 8:59 PM

• Depends on if it’s the one used for jerking.

  Beaver Dam! 🦫 on June 16, 2024 7:57 PM

• Is a fractured hand good? Asking for a friend.

  bag o' dicks on June 16, 2024 7:39 PM

• Green jacket, gold jacket, who gives a shit

  Eddie's Malort Bar on June 12, 2024 9:55 AM

• I mean Brendan

  El Niño on June 10, 2024 5:33 PM

• Let’s go Brandon.

  El Niño on June 10, 2024 5:33 PM

• I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t trade those guys just for Brandan Donovan

  Big League Chew-pacabras on June 10, 2024 3:55 PM

• Ramos wrc+ 170 tho. And great vibes.

  bag o' dicks on June 10, 2024 3:32 PM

• Vargas currently sporting a 145 WRC+ but only 7 gp so I can see not viewing that as admissible.

  Eddie's Malort Bar on June 10, 2024 3:08 PM

• Jose Miranda - 50GP, 117 wrc+
  Brandan Donovan - 59GP, 100wrc+

  Eddie's Malort Bar on June 10, 2024 3:05 PM

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