Imaginary Hammers
Current Auctions
Name | End Time | Min. Bid |
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Michael Kopech CHW SP R | Fri Mar 29 8:50 AM | $1 |
Luis Gil NYY ST RP R | Fri Mar 29 4:28 PM | $1 |
Miles Mikolas STL SP R | Sat Mar 30 1:53 PM | $1 |
Players on Waivers
Name | Cut By | Claim Deadline | Salary |
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Orion Kerkering PHI RP R | Bitchin' Caminero | Fri Mar 29 12:49 AM | $4 |
J.D. Davis OAK 1B/3B R | St. Charlemagne Gold Teeth IV | Fri Mar 29 12:06 PM | $1 |
Last 10 Transactions
Transaction Date | Team | Player | Transaction |
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Mar 28 2024 1:39 PM | Roar from 34 | Thairo Estrada SFG 2B/SS R $2 | add |
Mar 28 2024 1:23 PM | The Rime of Jamie Moyer | Chad Green TOR RP R $1 | add |
Mar 28 2024 12:06 PM | St. Charlemagne Gold Teeth IV | J.D. Davis OAK 1B/3B R $1 | cut |
Mar 28 2024 10:12 AM | St. Charlemagne Gold Teeth IV | Garrett Crochet CHW RP L $3 | add |
Mar 28 2024 12:49 AM | Bitchin' Caminero | Orion Kerkering PHI RP R $2 | cut |
Mar 27 2024 6:57 PM | Bitchin' Caminero | Robert Gasser MIL ST SP L $2 OUT | add |
Mar 26 2024 6:56 PM | Shane Victorino | Robert Gasser MIL ST SP L $2 OUT | cut |
Mar 26 2024 6:41 PM | Shane Victorino | Jeff Hoffman PHI RP R $6 | add |
Mar 26 2024 4:57 PM | The Rime of Jamie Moyer | Pete Crow-Armstrong CHC OF L $5 | move |
Mar 26 2024 4:57 PM | Can't CUTCH This! | Jared Jones PIT ST SP R $2 | move |
League Message Board
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"Senzel suffered the freak injury while fielding a grounder prior to Thursday’s Opening Day showdown against the Reds." Au contraire - there is no such thing as a freak injury where Chip Senzel is involved; the most Chip injury ever.
St. Charlemagne Gold Teeth IV on March 28, 2024 6:47 PM
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To be read in your best internal Howard Cosell voice:
And with the sound of Nick “Chip” Senzel breaking a bone, the 2024 Major League Baseball season is officially underway.Jack Klugman's Second Best Lung on March 28, 2024 5:27 PM
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On pace for “Mike Trout hit 3 home runs as the Orioles beat the Angels, 8-3?” #NoTungstenArm
The Rime of Jamie Moyer on March 28, 2024 4:31 PM
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Let's...Play Ball!
St. Charlemagne Gold Teeth IV on March 28, 2024 12:31 PM
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Happy Holidays Boys! Cheers. 🍻
Can't CUTCH This! on March 28, 2024 7:58 AM
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I think he is in the clear as he declined a plane ride from Diddy #momoneymonproblems
Can't CUTCH This! on March 26, 2024 3:17 PM
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If Commish's "good-guy Shohei" version of events is the truth, which it well could be, my first question for his lawyers would be: when are you all going to finally learn that the cover up (almost) always buys more trouble than the truth?
St. Charlemagne Gold Teeth IV on March 26, 2024 2:45 PM
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very true @roar, but you'll get no effing breaks in this league. you lost your entire MI in the last six months and I wonder if you're keyboard pounding mad. this Ohtani business has pushed you over the edge.
Hornswogglers on March 26, 2024 2:36 PM
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I'm sorry, but give me an effing break about gambling and professional sports. MLB has not 1 but at least 2 "official sports betting partners." MLB *INVESTED* in Draft Kings in 2013! Sportsbooks advertise during team broadcasts. I know that the Orioles TV crew reads off betting odds during the game! Obviously a player can't be betting on his own team but the hand-wringing here is just a tad hypocritical.
Roar from 34 on March 26, 2024 2:10 PM
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Regardless, he is still welcome to sock some dingers for the Rime. We have no betting policy on our team - anything goes!
The Rime of Jamie Moyer on March 26, 2024 1:14 PM
Standings as of March 28, 2024
Team | Total | Chg |
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Bitchin' Caminero | 70.5 | 5.0 |
Roberto Big Piece and the 69ers | 62.5 | 0.5 |
Jack Klugman's Second Best Lung | 61.0 | 9.5 |
Smoak and Mirrors | 60.5 | 1.0 |
Roar from 34 | 59.5 | 20.5 |
Hornswogglers | 56.0 | 1.0 |
Shane Victorino | 51.5 | 18.5 |
St. Charlemagne Gold Teeth IV | 50.5 | 4.0 |
Cub Your Enthusiasm | 45.0 | 1.5 |
Carlos Pérez's K-Dance | 41.5 | 11.5 |
The Rime of Jamie Moyer | 40.5 | 5.0 |
Can't CUTCH This! | 25.0 | 17.0 |