Imaginary Hammers
Current Auctions
Name | End Time | Min. Bid |
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Cade Cavalli WSN RP R 60IL | Tue Apr 23 2:16 PM | $1 |
Matt McLain CIN 2B/SS R 60IL | Tue Apr 23 2:16 PM | $15 |
Martin Perez PIT SP/RP L | Wed Apr 24 7:08 PM | $1 |
Players on Waivers
Name | Cut By | Claim Deadline | Salary |
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Andrew McCutchen PIT OF R | Can't CUTCH This! | Tue Apr 23 10:45 AM | $1 |
Last 10 Transactions
Transaction Date | Team | Player | Transaction |
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Apr 22 2024 10:45 AM | Can't CUTCH This! | Andrew McCutchen PIT OF R $1 | cut |
Apr 22 2024 9:08 AM | Can't CUTCH This! | Paul Blackburn OAK SP R $1 | add |
Apr 21 2024 1:17 PM | St. CGT IV | Jesus Sanchez MIA OF L $2 | cut |
Apr 21 2024 1:17 PM | St. CGT IV | Anthony Rizzo NYY 1B L $2 | cut |
Apr 21 2024 12:16 PM | Roberto Big Piece and the 69ers | Henry Davis PIT C/OF R $4 | cut |
Apr 21 2024 11:27 AM | Roberto Big Piece and the 69ers | Justin Slaten BOS RP R $1 | add |
Apr 21 2024 9:50 AM | St. CGT IV | Jesse Winker WSN OF L $7 | add |
Apr 20 2024 4:23 AM | The Rime of Jamie Moyer | Dane Dunning TEX SP/RP R $1 | add |
Apr 19 2024 3:25 AM | St. CGT IV | Amed Rosario TBR 2B/SS/OF R $1 | add |
Apr 18 2024 1:45 PM | Shane Victorino | Jack Leiter TEX SP/RP R $6 | add |
League Message Board
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That's okay, Cutch, don't feel bad - Jesus did the same thing to me when I dropped him on a Sunday morning...
St. CGT IV on April 23, 2024 2:35 AM
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…and he proceeds to hit a bomb.
Can't CUTCH This! on April 22, 2024 9:02 PM
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Sad day when Cutch drops Cutch.
The Rime of Jamie Moyer on April 22, 2024 8:39 PM
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And thank you Saint for the deep dive on the count. You are the most reliable intellect I have ever known. As well as the most reliably honest intellect. Which are two different things as we have discovered since the Trump era began.
Bitchin' Caminero on April 20, 2024 3:39 AM
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"Return to a typical rate" is a great campaign slogan. For anyone. Who wants to deceive. My relatives are not relative.
Bitchin' Caminero on April 20, 2024 3:32 AM
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Well I'm glad it wasn't just me. I don't get to say that very often.
Bitchin' Caminero on April 20, 2024 3:29 AM
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...all others must bring data, inc. St. CGT IV: according to BRef, MLB is on pace for 100 deaths in 2024, which is a return to a typical rate compared to recent years; here's the data back to 2010: '10, 101; '11, 111 (the high in these years until...); '12, 82 (the low by far since '10); '13, 102; '14, 95; '15, 94; '16, 95; '17, 101; '18, 98, '19, 100; '20 (now things get rougher), 117 (inc. 7 HOFers & Dick Allen who should be); '21, 109; '22, 106; '23, 113; '24, 30 & countin'.
St. CGT IV on April 20, 2024 3:25 AM
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And don't know about you guys but I'm very concerned with recent surge in deaths among former Major Leaguers. I'm sure the Pitch Clock is to blame. And Pussyman is also most likely involved somehow.
Bitchin' Caminero on April 20, 2024 1:36 AM
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Bon was Scottish by birth. Appropriately.
Bitchin' Caminero on April 20, 2024 1:00 AM
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Detmers will need to with that pedestrian fastball of his...
St. CGT IV on April 19, 2024 1:28 PM
Standings as of April 22, 2024
Team | Total | Chg |
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Hornswogglers | 78.5 | 1.5 |
St. CGT IV | 69.5 | 0.5 |
Can't CUTCH This! | 64.0 | 2.5 |
Cub Your Enthusiasm | 63.5 | 5.0 |
The Rime of Jamie Moyer | 63.0 | 3.0 |
Shane Victorino | 58.0 | 0.5 |
Jack Klugman's Second Best Lung | 50.5 | 0.0 |
Smoak and Mirrors | 46.5 | 5.0 |
Carlos Pérez's K-Dance | 42.5 | 2.0 |
Bitchin' Caminero | 37.5 | 6.5 |
Roar from 34 | 27.0 | 4.5 |
Roberto Big Piece and the 69ers | 23.5 | 1.0 |