Imaginary Hammers
Current Auctions
Name | End Time | Min. Bid |
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Michael Kopech CHW SP R | Fri Mar 29 8:50 AM | $1 |
Luis Gil NYY ST RP R | Fri Mar 29 4:28 PM | $1 |
Miles Mikolas STL SP R | Sat Mar 30 1:53 PM | $1 |
Players on Waivers
Name | Cut By | Claim Deadline | Salary |
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J.D. Davis OAK 1B/3B R | St. Charlemagne Gold Teeth IV | Fri Mar 29 12:06 PM | $1 |
Last 10 Transactions
Transaction Date | Team | Player | Transaction |
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Mar 28 2024 1:39 PM | Roar from 34 | Thairo Estrada SFG 2B/SS R $2 | add |
Mar 28 2024 1:23 PM | The Rime of Jamie Moyer | Chad Green TOR RP R $1 | add |
Mar 28 2024 12:06 PM | St. Charlemagne Gold Teeth IV | J.D. Davis OAK 1B/3B R $1 | cut |
Mar 28 2024 10:12 AM | St. Charlemagne Gold Teeth IV | Garrett Crochet CHW RP L $3 | add |
Mar 28 2024 12:49 AM | Bitchin' Caminero | Orion Kerkering PHI RP R $2 | cut |
Mar 27 2024 6:57 PM | Bitchin' Caminero | Robert Gasser MIL ST SP L $2 OUT | add |
Mar 26 2024 6:56 PM | Shane Victorino | Robert Gasser MIL ST SP L $2 OUT | cut |
Mar 26 2024 6:41 PM | Shane Victorino | Jeff Hoffman PHI RP R $6 | add |
Mar 26 2024 4:57 PM | The Rime of Jamie Moyer | Pete Crow-Armstrong CHC OF L $5 | move |
Mar 26 2024 4:57 PM | Can't CUTCH This! | Jared Jones PIT ST SP R $2 | move |
League Message Board
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You're just jealous of my waiver and auction tiebreaker position, Commish...
St. Charlemagne Gold Teeth IV on March 29, 2024 3:09 AM
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How bout that O'Neill, first player ever to homer on 5 consecutive Opening Days?
The Rime of Jamie Moyer on March 29, 2024 1:15 AM
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St. Charlie, 2024 bottom-dwellers! (This might not age well)
The Rime of Jamie Moyer on March 29, 2024 1:14 AM
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Hornswogglers! Your 2024 Opening Day Champs! LFG!
Hornswogglers on March 29, 2024 12:12 AM
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The only way Senzel’s injury should be called a freak is if it’s in a 90’s new jack swing tune because it like to fuck a lot.
Jack Klugman's Second Best Lung on March 28, 2024 8:12 PM
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that’s wild @Saint! the exact order haha… tried to sneak him through for $2 but you snagged him for $3! I had that coming for my Rafaela pick up at the draft for $2 instead of your $1. Touché
Can't CUTCH This! on March 28, 2024 8:08 PM
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Funny thing about the last 'preseason' auctions from my perspective: after I cut J. Hoffman for Rizzo, I pondered how I might spend my $3 windfall if/when someone picked up Hoffman - I had 4 names in mind, in this order of preference: Crochet, Estrada, Kopech and Gil. Lo and behold, that's the order in which they all got posted. Glad to land Crochet...
St. Charlemagne Gold Teeth IV on March 28, 2024 7:00 PM
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"Senzel suffered the freak injury while fielding a grounder prior to Thursday’s Opening Day showdown against the Reds." Au contraire - there is no such thing as a freak injury where Chip Senzel is involved; the most Chip injury ever.
St. Charlemagne Gold Teeth IV on March 28, 2024 6:47 PM
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To be read in your best internal Howard Cosell voice:
And with the sound of Nick “Chip” Senzel breaking a bone, the 2024 Major League Baseball season is officially underway.Jack Klugman's Second Best Lung on March 28, 2024 5:27 PM
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On pace for “Mike Trout hit 3 home runs as the Orioles beat the Angels, 8-3?” #NoTungstenArm
The Rime of Jamie Moyer on March 28, 2024 4:31 PM
Standings as of March 28, 2024
Team | Total | Chg |
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Hornswogglers | 78.5 | 22.0 |
Bitchin' Caminero | 68.5 | 3.0 |
Roar from 34 | 58.0 | 19.0 |
Smoak and Mirrors | 57.0 | 2.0 |
Shane Victorino | 53.5 | 15.5 |
The Rime of Jamie Moyer | 47.5 | 13.0 |
Can't CUTCH This! | 47.5 | 1.5 |
Jack Klugman's Second Best Lung | 47.0 | 23.5 |
Roberto Big Piece and the 69ers | 46.5 | 14.5 |
Cub Your Enthusiasm | 43.5 | 3.0 |
Carlos Pérez's K-Dance | 41.5 | 11.5 |
St. Charlemagne Gold Teeth IV | 35.0 | 11.5 |