Imaginary Hammers
Current Auctions
Name | End Time | Min. Bid |
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Jesse Winker WSN OF L | Sun Apr 21 9:49 AM | $1 |
Justin Slaten BOS RP R | Sun Apr 21 11:26 AM | $1 |
Paul Blackburn OAK SP R | Mon Apr 22 9:07 AM | $1 |
Players on Waivers
Name | Cut By | Claim Deadline | Salary |
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There are no players on waivers at this time |
Last 10 Transactions
Transaction Date | Team | Player | Transaction |
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Apr 20 2024 4:23 AM | The Rime of Jamie Moyer | Dane Dunning TEX SP/RP R $1 | add |
Apr 19 2024 3:25 AM | St. CGT IV | Amed Rosario TBR 2B/SS/OF R $1 | add |
Apr 18 2024 1:45 PM | Shane Victorino | Jack Leiter TEX SP/RP R $6 | add |
Apr 18 2024 1:40 PM | Bitchin' Caminero | Ty France SEA 1B R $2 | cut |
Apr 18 2024 1:03 PM | Bitchin' Caminero | Drew Thorpe CHW AA SP R $5 | add |
Apr 18 2024 1:03 PM | The Rime of Jamie Moyer | Oswaldo Cabrera NYY SS/3B/OF S $7 | add |
Apr 18 2024 11:46 AM | Hornswogglers | Josh Winckowski BOS RP R $1 | cut |
Apr 18 2024 11:46 AM | Hornswogglers | Matt Wallner MIN AAA OF L $3 | cut |
Apr 18 2024 11:32 AM | Hornswogglers | Shelby Miller DET RP R $1 | add |
Apr 18 2024 11:32 AM | Hornswogglers | Jason Foley DET RP R $1 | add |
League Message Board
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And thank you Saint for the deep dive on the count. You are the most reliable intellect I have ever known. As well as the most reliably honest intellect. Which are two different things as we have discovered since the Trump era began.
Bitchin' Caminero on April 20, 2024 3:39 AM
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"Return to a typical rate" is a great campaign slogan. For anyone. Who wants to deceive. My relatives are not relative.
Bitchin' Caminero on April 20, 2024 3:32 AM
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Well I'm glad it wasn't just me. I don't get to say that very often.
Bitchin' Caminero on April 20, 2024 3:29 AM
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...all others must bring data, inc. St. CGT IV: according to BRef, MLB is on pace for 100 deaths in 2024, which is a return to a typical rate compared to recent years; here's the data back to 2010: '10, 101; '11, 111 (the high in these years until...); '12, 82 (the low by far since '10); '13, 102; '14, 95; '15, 94; '16, 95; '17, 101; '18, 98, '19, 100; '20 (now things get rougher), 117 (inc. 7 HOFers & Dick Allen who should be); '21, 109; '22, 106; '23, 113; '24, 30 & countin'.
St. CGT IV on April 20, 2024 3:25 AM
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And don't know about you guys but I'm very concerned with recent surge in deaths among former Major Leaguers. I'm sure the Pitch Clock is to blame. And Pussyman is also most likely involved somehow.
Bitchin' Caminero on April 20, 2024 1:36 AM
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Bon was Scottish by birth. Appropriately.
Bitchin' Caminero on April 20, 2024 1:00 AM
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Detmers will need to with that pedestrian fastball of his...
St. CGT IV on April 19, 2024 1:28 PM
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But does he have the biggest balls of them all?
The Rime of Jamie Moyer on April 19, 2024 1:18 PM
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"In the Sam Blum article I mentioned earlier, Enright talks about training Detmers to throw with confidence. 'Big balls,' in the words of Enright (and also Bon Scott, the late-20th century Australian poet and composer)." - M. Baumann, FG
St. CGT IV on April 19, 2024 12:29 PM
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The Saint is committed to looking for fun facts everywhere, so we're rebranding as St. CGT IV (also easier on the eyes).
St. CGT IV on April 18, 2024 5:33 PM
Standings as of April 19, 2024
Team | Total | Chg |
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Hornswogglers | 80.0 | 1.5 |
Can't CUTCH This! | 68.0 | 2.0 |
St. CGT IV | 62.5 | 4.5 |
The Rime of Jamie Moyer | 61.5 | 3.5 |
Jack Klugman's Second Best Lung | 58.0 | 4.0 |
Cub Your Enthusiasm | 58.0 | 3.5 |
Shane Victorino | 55.0 | 1.0 |
Carlos Pérez's K-Dance | 41.5 | 0.5 |
Bitchin' Caminero | 40.0 | 4.0 |
Smoak and Mirrors | 37.5 | 4.5 |
Roberto Big Piece and the 69ers | 31.0 | 0.0 |
Roar from 34 | 31.0 | 4.0 |