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MLB Stats

Batting

YearTeamGPA AB R HR RBI SB AVG
2012TEX917 17 21200.17647
2013TEX85324 286 3062620.23427
2016TEX90307 272 3552020.23897
2017TEX2270 58 80510.17241
2018TEX146594 524 822077100.25382
2019OAK139518 459 65206790.21786

Last 10 MLB Games

DateTeamOpponentPAABHBB2B 3BHRRRBIHBPSFSBCS
2019-09-29 OAK @SEA 4 4 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-09-27 OAK @SEA 2 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-09-26 OAK @SEA 4 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-09-25 OAK @LAA 4 4 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
2019-09-24 OAK @LAA 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-09-22 OAK TEX 4 4 3 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0
2019-09-21 OAK TEX 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-09-18 OAK KCR 2 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0
2019-09-17 OAK KCR 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-09-16 OAK KCR 4 4 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 28 24 8 4 2 1 0 1 1 0 0 2 0

MILB Stats

Batting

YearTeamGPA AB R HR RBI SB AVG
2010TEX (A-)63288 252 4242380.25000
2011TEX (A)115516 430 861265230.28605
2012TEX (AA)126562 480 761462160.28125
2013TEX (AAA)37166 144 2741960.27778
2015TEX (AA)312 10 00100.20000
2015TEX (A)935 33 21500.27273
2016TEX (AAA)42189 169 2852640.28402
2017TEX (AAA)87383 327 5074550.28746

Transaction History

Date Transaction Type Team Salary
March 26, 2012 8:07 PM add Replacement level drinkers $6
April 9, 2012 6:12 PM move The Stretchmen (from Replacement level drinkers) $6
October 5, 2012 8:59 AM increase The Stretchmen $8
April 21, 2013 9:28 AM move Replacement level drinkers (from The Stretchmen) $8
October 11, 2013 2:42 PM increase Replacement level drinkers $10
November 16, 2013 2:01 AM increase Replacement level drinkers $12
October 8, 2014 11:00 PM increase Replacement level drinkers $14
November 21, 2014 9:35 PM move Mindless Philosophers (from Replacement level drinkers) $14
March 7, 2015 6:23 PM cut Mindless Philosophers $7
March 3, 2016 9:48 PM add Ronny's Rebels $5
March 11, 2016 9:09 PM move The Stretchmen (from Ronny's Rebels) $5
March 14, 2016 6:31 PM cut The Stretchmen $3
March 18, 2016 9:29 PM add Bring Back Palffy $3
June 20, 2016 5:56 AM move The Stretchmen (from Bring Back Palffy) $3
September 21, 2016 12:42 PM cut The Stretchmen $2
September 22, 2016 12:43 PM add Pagans love Goodrum $3
October 7, 2016 12:59 PM increase Pagans love Goodrum $5
December 21, 2016 11:42 AM move Next Year (from Pagans love Goodrum) $5
June 1, 2017 12:38 PM cut Next Year $3
July 5, 2017 3:49 PM add Pen Joss Crackpots $4
July 21, 2017 12:25 PM cut Pen Joss Crackpots $2
July 15, 2018 9:25 AM add The Stretchmen $1
October 12, 2018 12:57 PM increase The Stretchmen $3
October 4, 2019 4:46 PM increase The Stretchmen $5

Recent Trades for Jurickson Profar in Old School (5x5)

Date Proposing Team Proposing Team Gives Accepting Team Accepting Team Gives
June 12, 2019 10:03 AM E pluribus unum magna sit amet Jurickson Profar OAK 2B/OF S $4
Yordan Alvarez HOU OF L $3 
The Secret 9 Whit Merrifield KCR 2B/OF R $7
May 24, 2019 5:37 PM Semper Aroldis Jurickson Profar OAK 2B/OF S $7
Austin Hedges SDP C R $7
Jedd! Buster Posey SFG C R $38
April 24, 2019 11:48 PM Canes Baseball Jurickson Profar OAK 2B/OF S $3
Yandy Diaz TBR 1B/3B R $3
Kyle's LUXurious Boobics Anthony Swarzak FA RP R $2
Renato Nunez BAL 1B/3B R $1
Cole Tucker PIT SS S $12 DTD
April 24, 2019 10:53 AM WTF Joey Votto CIN 1B L $31
Daniel Murphy COL 1B L $20
Kyle Wright ATL SP/RP R $5
Duzy Donkees Jake Arrieta PHI SP R $7 DTD
Ryan Brasier BOS RP R $9
Eric Hosmer SDP 1B L $10
Jurickson Profar OAK 2B/OF S $8
April 21, 2019 5:15 PM Canes Baseball Thomas Pham TBR OF R $23
Max Kepler MIN OF L $5
William Smith FA RP L $7
James Paxton NYY SP L $26
El Mago’s Magic Wand Mike Trout LAA OF R $71 DTD 
Jurickson Profar OAK 2B/OF S $3
January 29, 2019 12:46 PM Orange D Miguel Andujar NYY Util R $6 DTD
Judge's Exit Velocity Jurickson Profar OAK 2B/OF S $3
Kyle Wright ATL SP/RP R $3
January 27, 2019 10:10 PM Big Maple Jurickson Profar OAK 2B/OF S $7
Sixto Sanchez MIA (AA) SP R $3
Rain City Bitch Pigeons Matt Carpenter STL 3B L $19
January 27, 2019 6:15 PM Clogging up the Bases Justin Smoak FA 1B S $7
Jurickson Profar OAK 2B/OF S $7
Chin Music Joey Votto CIN 1B L $35
January 26, 2019 8:38 PM Canes Baseball Kyle Gibson FA SP/RP R $5
Starlin Castro FA 2B/3B R $6
Jurickson Profar OAK 2B/OF S $3
El Mago’s Magic Wand Cesar Hernandez PHI 2B S $7
Teoscar Hernandez TOR OF R $3
January 25, 2019 11:08 AM Canes Baseball Andrew Benintendi BOS OF L $44
Benny Biceps Jurickson Profar OAK 2B/OF S $3
Cole Hamels FA SP L $5
Trey Mancini BAL 1B/OF R $16