• I just took on two $50 OFers so anything that’s cheap sign me up

  ATG Trotters on December 11, 2024 8:14 PM

• Don't worry, there will be plenty of Rob Refsnyders and Travis Jankowskis available for us bargain shoppers at the Ottoneu Draft Day Flea Market. I will have like 74 cents to spend that fine evening. That should afford me one Bartolo Colon leg.

  Cicely Marmots 🦫 on December 11, 2024 7:27 PM

• I’m going to need to fill some spots on the cheap so that auction will be very welcomed.

  ATG Trotters on December 11, 2024 6:46 PM

• Do we even need an auction anymore?

  Stuff+ Muddins on December 10, 2024 7:41 PM

• I’ve said for years we need gifs here

  The Monolith on December 10, 2024 6:45 PM

• If I could post a gif here, it would be the Robert Redford/Jeremiah Johnson one where he's looking over his shoulder, nodding his head in proud approval. You guys and all these trades... /nods head while grinning

  Cicely Marmots 🦫 on December 10, 2024 6:41 PM

• I'm enjoying this. There have been more trades in the last week than there were in the first five seasons of this league. (Or at least it seems that way.)

  smg58 on December 9, 2024 11:25 PM

• Slapdick Prospects called it the Ottoneu Winter Meetings!

  Cicely Marmots 🦫 on December 9, 2024 3:44 PM

• Hot stove is scorching hot right now

  ATG Trotters on December 9, 2024 3:38 PM

• No deferred money…

  The Monolith on December 9, 2024 9:58 AM

• 15 years and $765M?! I didn’t see the terms, but I hope they deferred a good chunk of that money on July 1 so my great-great-great-grandchildren can celebrate Juan Soto Day.

  Crimson Strikes on December 9, 2024 9:58 AM

• Cool, I just added a Met to my team!

  smg58 on December 9, 2024 7:55 AM

• Congrats fellas.. those of you who remain.

  The Monolith on December 9, 2024 7:18 AM

• CICELY, AK
  
  Freddy Peralta has formally issued a trade request from the Cicely Marmots, the latest in a series of players wanting to leave the frigid cold of the Alaskan Riviera. “How am I supposed to pitch if I can’t feel my damn hands?” Peralta quipped.
  
  Ottoneu insider Jeff Passan indicates the Marmots would be looking for salary relief and would be open to prospects or high-leverage relievers in exchange for Peralta and his 200 strikeouts.

  Cicely Marmots 🦫 on December 7, 2024 12:40 PM

• Just updated the OLE TRADE BLOCK if anybody wants to wheel and deal a bit before we get locked in. Trying to pick up a strong catcher, or some OF help.

  The Monolith on December 6, 2024 1:18 PM

• You can make whatever cuts you want until Jan 31, then you're locked in.

  The Monolith on November 23, 2024 10:41 AM

• When cutting players is it only 1 round? Or if I decide after that initial round to cut more players is there a penalty?

  ATG Trotters on November 23, 2024 10:11 AM

• This is true, smg. But if you'd like to consummate our friendship over a trade, shout at ya boy!

  Cicely Marmots 🦫 on November 20, 2024 10:07 AM

• Well technically, I haven't.

  smg58 on November 20, 2024 9:59 AM

• Have you met me, cmon

  Cicely Marmots 🦫 on November 19, 2024 4:35 PM

• Well that didn't take long.

  smg58 on November 19, 2024 4:05 PM

• Hey, you teams with four shorstops, let's make a trade! The window has been open for like 3 days now. I've got the shakes already!

  Cicely Marmots 🦫 on November 18, 2024 5:13 PM

• I think I peer-pressured Raleigh into coming back...

  Cicely Marmots 🦫 on November 15, 2024 3:06 PM

• I know Raleigh in real life. I didn't want to text him before yesterday lest he hit poor Paul Skenes with another $3. But I'll text him today!

  Cicely Marmots 🦫 on November 15, 2024 1:16 PM

• Not allocating Ottoneu arb dollars is a federal offense punishable by 10-12 years in prison and a $50,000 fine. Are Swan and Raleigh coming back? Do we need to find owners?

  Crimson Strikes on November 15, 2024 12:14 PM

• “You have until January 31 to make trades” MUSIC TO MY EARS

  Cicely Marmots 🦫 on November 15, 2024 9:53 AM

• Arbitration is done. You have until January 31 to make trades and cuts. (No auctions until the draft though.)

  smg58 on November 15, 2024 7:43 AM

• I have completed my arb duty. I wish you all good fortune in the wars to come.

  The Monolith on November 14, 2024 9:40 AM

• Another friendly reminder that arbitration ends today!

  smg58 on November 14, 2024 8:38 AM

• Roger that. I'll get it done.

  The Monolith on November 11, 2024 11:33 AM

• Attention Raleigh Fingers, the Monolith, and Swan Lake: you have until Friday to make your opponents pay more for their best players!

  smg58 on November 11, 2024 9:37 AM

• Hi everybody, arbitration starts today! Figure out which teams are getting away with paying players too little, and soak them for it!

  smg58 on October 15, 2024 10:06 AM

• Thanks! My team got so hot I feel like it ruined a close race. I'll take some credit for grinding myself into position, but these hot (and cold) streaks are beyond our control. It's a fun league and I hope everyone comes back. A 1-1 split in the double header seems likely, since whoever wins game 1 will need to prioritize their own pitching staff over Arizona's hopes. Go Mets!

  Stuff+ Muddins on September 30, 2024 12:37 PM

• Congrats Stuff! Well deserved after that crazy late surge

  Slapdick Prospects on September 30, 2024 11:37 AM

• (PS I can't use 1B or Util today, so I have no doubt that Alonso will hit six home runs.)

  smg58 on September 30, 2024 11:33 AM

• I think it's fair to call this for Stuff, who had a monstrous last three weeks to put this away. I believe arbitration starts tomorrow, so Cecily will have to wait until that process is finished before making any trades. Congratulations to the champion, and thank you to everybody for making this league so much fun!

  smg58 on September 30, 2024 11:31 AM

• “Just a complete organizational failure this year. We’re going to reevaluate things moving forward and see what we need to fix.”
  
  Things both the trotters and st louis cardinals will say on this fine Monday.

  ATG Trotters on September 30, 2024 11:17 AM

• It goes without saying, but the very second that trading is allowed, hit ya boy up! #Marmots2025

  Cicely Marmots 🦫 on September 30, 2024 10:55 AM

• Congrats Stuff! I didn't have the firepower this year but happy to place second to you. Onward to 2025.

  The Monolith on September 30, 2024 10:35 AM

• I didn’t realize it was a three-peat. All the more impressive, congrats!!

  Cicely Marmots 🦫 on September 29, 2024 9:56 PM

• Congratulations, Stuff+! You were hanging in the mid-50s for a while there and then you took off! Back-to-back-to-back!! 🎉

  Crimson Strikes on September 29, 2024 9:45 PM

• Hi everybody, I have confirmation that the season will continue into Monday to account for the re-scheduled games.

  smg58 on September 27, 2024 10:44 AM

• The delayed laughs are the best.

  Stuff+ Muddins on September 24, 2024 9:59 AM

• I drafted him third round on my fantasy popstar team

  Cicely Marmots 🦫 on September 24, 2024 9:50 AM

• OMG! How did Jose stay on the wire this long?

  smg58 on September 24, 2024 8:12 AM

• Such a fun race! Good luck Stuff and others making that late push. Let's see if I can keep it interesting

  Slapdick Prospects on September 17, 2024 11:17 AM

• I don't think it's in the cards for me this year. Too big of a dog days swoon. Best of luck to the contenders.

  The Monolith on September 16, 2024 8:24 PM

• For me, this league is a labor of love that lets me tune into baseball every day. It is damn fun to win, and I've had more than my share of recent late-season hot streaks. Whoever wins is going to need good fortune, and I feel like someone else deserves a turn this year. Good Luck everyone!

  Stuff+ Muddins on September 16, 2024 8:15 PM

• This pennant race is giving me agita and I'm not even involved

  Cicely Marmots 🦫 on September 14, 2024 10:27 PM

• Ooh! We should get a close finish this year. Both of last year’s champions are within striking distance. For Stuff+, this would be a potential 3-peat?!

  Crimson Strikes on September 9, 2024 10:12 AM

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