Transactions
Current transactions are in bold
| Date | Transaction Type | Player Name | Team Name | From Team | Salary |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| May 11 2024 10:43:33 AM | cut | Carlos Correa | Cheeseburger Sexton | $11 | |
| May 11 2024 4:50:49 AM | cut | Joel Payamps | Turd Ferguson | $2 | |
| May 10 2024 11:19:02 PM | add | Trevor Larnach | The Gyroballers | $1 | |
| May 10 2024 6:36:01 PM | move | Jazz Chisholm Jr. | Groove City | Turd Ferguson | $13 |
| May 10 2024 6:36:01 PM | move | Corbin Carroll | Groove City | Turd Ferguson | $39 |
| May 10 2024 6:36:01 PM | move | Jasson Dominguez | Turd Ferguson | Groove City | $3 |
| May 10 2024 6:36:01 PM | move | Spencer Torkelson | Turd Ferguson | Groove City | $10 |
| May 10 2024 6:36:01 PM | move | Mason Miller | Groove City | Turd Ferguson | $7 |
| May 10 2024 6:36:01 PM | move | Ricky Tiedemann | Turd Ferguson | Groove City | $4 |
| May 10 2024 6:32:27 PM | cut | Christian Encarnacion-Strand | All star | $3 | |
| May 10 2024 6:30:30 PM | cut | Curtis Mead | All star | $2 | |
| May 10 2024 3:54:01 PM | add | Simeon Woods Richardson | All star | $2 | |
| May 9 2024 10:50:01 PM | add | Corey Seager | Groove City | $39 | |
| May 9 2024 10:08:01 PM | add | Mike Trout | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $19 | |
| May 9 2024 6:36:59 PM | cut | Carlos Rodon | Groove City | $9 | |
| May 9 2024 2:30:02 AM | add | Robert Gasser | The Gyroballers | $2 | |
| May 8 2024 10:49:47 PM | cut | Corey Seager | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $20 | |
| May 8 2024 10:26:01 PM | add | Justyn-Henry Malloy | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $1 | |
| May 8 2024 10:25:01 PM | add | Orelvis Martinez | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $1 | |
| May 8 2024 7:34:02 PM | add | Yennier Cano | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $1 | |
| May 8 2024 4:13:33 PM | cut | Joe Boyle | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $1 | |
| May 8 2024 4:12:57 PM | cut | Slade Cecconi | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $1 | |
| May 8 2024 4:12:32 PM | cut | Michael Wacha | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $2 | |
| May 8 2024 4:11:29 PM | cut | Josh Bell | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $3 | |
| May 8 2024 8:48:12 AM | cut | Andrew Benintendi | Müröntö | $7 | |
| May 7 2024 11:49:01 PM | add | Josh H. Smith | Müröntö | $1 | |
| May 7 2024 9:30:02 PM | add | Daniel Hudson | Turd Ferguson | $1 | |
| May 7 2024 8:26:02 PM | add | Gavin Sheets | Avellaneda Reds | $1 | |
| May 7 2024 5:32:57 PM | cut | Charlie Blackmon | Cheeseburger Sexton | $1 | |
| May 6 2024 7:03:35 PM | cut | Erik Swanson | Müröntö | $2 | |
| May 6 2024 5:47:01 PM | add | Lucas Erceg | Müröntö | $1 | |
| May 6 2024 2:34:02 PM | cut | Mike Trout | Groove City | $18 | |
| May 5 2024 9:13:25 PM | cut | Bailey Falter | Turd Ferguson | $1 | |
| May 5 2024 2:32:02 PM | add | Bailey Falter | Turd Ferguson | $1 | |
| May 5 2024 12:10:10 PM | cut | Chase DeLauter | Avellaneda Reds | $1 | |
| May 4 2024 7:04:08 PM | cut | Kenta Maeda | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $1 | |
| May 4 2024 5:10:58 PM | cut | Will Warren | Avellaneda Reds | $1 | |
| May 4 2024 5:04:01 PM | add | Ben Lively | Avellaneda Reds | $1 | |
| May 4 2024 4:56:05 PM | cut | Erick Fedde | Turd Ferguson | $2 | |
| May 4 2024 4:03:02 PM | add | Christian Scott | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $4 | |
| May 3 2024 11:36:03 PM | cut | Eddie Rosario | Ether Bunnies | $1 | |
| May 3 2024 8:03:19 PM | cut | James Paxton | Cheeseburger Sexton | $2 | |
| May 3 2024 5:31:01 PM | add | John Means | Cheeseburger Sexton | $1 | |
| May 3 2024 5:07:33 PM | cut | Andrew McCutchen | que quilombo | $1 | |
| May 3 2024 5:06:01 PM | add | Martin Perez | que quilombo | $3 | |
| May 3 2024 2:16:08 PM | cut | Tyler Holton | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $2 | |
| May 3 2024 1:54:01 PM | add | Kenta Maeda | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $2 | |
| May 2 2024 1:36:05 PM | cut | Termarr Johnson | Turd Ferguson | $2 | |
| May 2 2024 9:39:01 AM | add | Erick Fedde | Turd Ferguson | $4 | |
| May 1 2024 5:48:01 PM | add | Andrew Kittredge | Turd Ferguson | $1 |