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The 2023 season has come to a close. All hail Team Bunze. 3 years. 3 titles. Although at least I tied with him one year. The rest of you fucks need to step up your game. He’s running a train on this league. Leaving us all covered in splooge.
Champ = Bunze
2nd = Chappy (Spink)
3rd = Sith Lords (Vin Rock?)
Bunze will get $1,400 (minus his $200 entry fee)
Chappy will get $400 (minus his $200 entry fee)
He already has $200 from Quis. I will s
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Hello fucktwats. Season coming to a close here. TMinus 9 or 10 days. Who knows. I stopped paying attention many moons ago.
Payouts:
Champ = $1,600
2nd Place = $600
3rd Place = $200
For those that haven’t paid (everyone), feel
Free to start sending in payments to me on Venmo @bstines82
If you are going to win, obviously don’t send me. That can simply be subtracted.
Good day
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Have a ton of OFs available if anyone is looking to deal. Would love to add some pitching depth or send multiple players for a player.
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Looking for a solid SS or 3B and SP/RP. Who wants in? Have solid cheap bats available.
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Spink Rule trade
Bunze gets Kenley Jansen
Milts get Stanton/Castro
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Lol nice play
Sith Lords on
May 17, 2023 4:25 PM
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I collect closers like Tim Dee collects asian porn vids
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Milton u bast#$@ u got 40 fuking closers
Sith Lords on
May 17, 2023 4:14 PM
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First "Spink trade" of 2023. Milton's send Alejandro Kirk to Passion for Diego from Dora the Explorer fame. A real humdinger.
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The only dumping that has started is me dumping on Chapman’s head
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Not sure from whose angle u mean .... re dumping but i like the trade from my angle to move up. I am sure milt likes alonso.......
buttsmella on
May 2, 2023 1:27 PM
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Did dump deal season begin already?
Chapman 31 on
May 2, 2023 1:15 PM
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Buttsmella looking for some front line pitching..... anyone interested in the polar bear?
buttsmella on
May 1, 2023 10:47 PM
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Should be a short dl stint. He may be back before Bello gets his shot
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Thx bud. Unfortunately he went on DL after the deal. Seems to be my luck.
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Bello for an injured player ..... please stop giving bunze gifts otherwise he will never be dethroned!!!
buttsmella on
April 14, 2023 3:20 PM
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Final Cuts and Trade Deadline is tonight at 11:59pm. So that's a complete roster freeze until Draft Day. Surely you freaks have a few more trades in you? Like a bunch of crack heads addicted to trading!
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Welcome, Dom!!!
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New Owner Alert: Let us welcome Dominick Milazzo. He will be taking over Rob's franchise and has aptly named the team "Dom's Team." He's a long time fantasy nerd, but first time Ottnerd. Welcome!
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Just wanted to say Rob will definitely be greatly missed, he was an awesome dude. I'm happy the league is continuing in his honor.
Sith Lords on
January 1, 2023 11:49 PM
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Anyone interested in a collection of young prospects (CJ Abrams, DL Hall, Esteury Ruiz, Brennen Davis, George Valera, Colton Cowser, Eury Perez) for a veteran OF?
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Rob was a great guy and will be missed! Godspeed!!
bunz of steal on
December 23, 2022 7:00 PM
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Housekeeping notes:
- If you do NOT plan on returning, let me know asap
- We will look for a 12th to take over Rob's franchise (and honor it by finishing in the bottom half)
- Everyone needs to "Extend your Dynasty" - $20 fee to league site. Can find this link on the Dashboard. You have until Jan 31 if you haven't done it yet.
- Keeper deadline is Jan. 31. You should have all your Cuts done by this date.
- MLB season opener is Tues 3/28. I will set our dr
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Hello my Ottnerds. As we all know by now, we lost our friend, our Commish, & our league founder. His loss continues to weigh heavy on so many of us. Rob was the best and we loved him so! Please continue to pray for his wife and 3 children this holiday season. Since we've had a trade and I received a few texts, I just wanted to confirm that the league will continue on in his honor. It has been renamed "The Robert Gallagher Invitational." Godspeed Bob! Till we meet again...
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FYI - Today is last day of Arbitration
If a team does not allocate at least one dollar to every other team, none of their allocations will count and it will be as if they did not participate at all.
If a team does not allocate all $25, none of their allocations will count and it will be as if they did not participate at all.
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Spink Trade 8/19
Spink and Quis complete a trade
Mysterious Moe Sucker receives L Urias $3 and A Hays $3
Ex Chapman 31 receives K Scwarber $10 and a handy TBD
Dom’s Team on
August 19, 2022 11:54 AM
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Spink Trade 5/4/22:
Brothers Slatken come to terms
Double Trouble gets $24 Yelich
Passion Hobby gets $9 Mancini & $8 India
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No: Leave him to fix his own roster. He should know better as he did the same exact thing last year
Yes: Allow commish to work with him to fix his line up..maybe adding back the $1 drops
- this will not go in effect til Thursday to maintain some sort of punishment
- his team will be renamed 'If I Only Had a Brain' for the remainder of the season
I don't care what you decide. But you might need his vote someday
Dom’s Team on
April 25, 2022 10:08 AM
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League Vote:
3 Fingers Verdugo has screwed up his roster again (and not just with the draft). He has requested a mulligan in order to make his roster legal. We have given mulligans to the two new guys, but this is Colin's 2nd year.
Dom’s Team on
April 25, 2022 10:06 AM
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Dog shit for dog shit. The message board cant handle such garbage. Best part of deal is thought of Gals touching Milts junk. WTF.
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Spink Trade 4/19
Rob gets Art Warren $5
Milt gets Mitch Keller $2 and a cock punch
Dom’s Team on
April 19, 2022 9:18 AM
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Bryan Reynolds is available.
Make me an overwhelming offer.
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Spink Rule Trade
Walk Off Balk receives Lamet $5
Bunze receives $6 Green
And now Bunze is illegal. I hate you all
Dom’s Team on
April 3, 2022 12:11 PM
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If anyone is wondering who's the astronaut who put Seagar up, it was me. Didn't know, sorry gents.
Sith Lords on
March 29, 2022 2:29 PM
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You bet your ass baseball is back. Rob randomly and tentatively had set Thurs, March 24th (7pm start) as our Draft Night. I don't see any particular reason to change it. So unless someone has a major conflict, plan on 3/24 Draft night bitches.
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Baseball is Back. I think.
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🤣 Good Luck!!
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wish i had boston players so i couldve gotten that absurd haul of cheap players!!!!
buttsmella on
February 15, 2022 10:12 PM
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Owners Vote:
Deadline is Tuesday Feb 15 to make your roster cuts. A push back of that date is not happening.
So..what we can vote on
- keep the Feb 15 date and all cuts are due
- push back the date to a later time, and milt and I can manually do roster cuts (with no cap penalty). And by Milt and I...I mean Milt.
Will require 8 votes to push the deadline out further. Can either vote here or on text chain. You have to Sunday 11:59 to vote
Dom’s Team on
February 12, 2022 9:35 AM
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News and Notes for 2022. Everyone has until Jan. 31 to pay the site fee of $20 to extend the league until Jan 2023. I just did it. You should too. And Keepers deadline has been extended by the great and powerful OTT. Those *were* due by Jan 31, but are now extended to Feb 15 due to the lockout. Perhaps it will get extended again. But y'all should get on the site asap and pay that $20 and keep an eye out for the Keeper Deadline
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Freddie freeman avail looking for a cheaper flier get him before he signs with yanks cause then i am keeping him!!!
buttsmella on
December 6, 2021 12:08 PM
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Closers available via trade (Kenley Jansen and Matt Barnes). Looking for cap relief and willing to take back a cheaper player or 2.
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We have all of our new owners now. Tim Dee takes over the Rocco Rescue organization. The arbitration/allocation process has begun. We have one team that has finished (although you can make any changes up until the deadline). The deadline is Nov 14th. You either do it and take advantage of this process and bump up your competitors player values OR you don't and you are a jerk face.
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Part 2: Allocations take place after the initial offseason salary increase, so any allocations will be in addition to the $1 or $2 increase each player gets at the end of the season.
If a team does not allocate at least one dollar to every other team, none of their allocations will count and it will be as if they did not participate at all.
If a team does not allocate all $25, none of their allocations will count and it will be as if they did not participate at all.
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Part 1: The allocation system gives a $25 budget to each team in the league.
The team must allocate this budget towards players on other teams.
Each team must allocate at least one dollar to every other team, and no team can allocate more than $3 to any other team.
At the end of the allocation period, all players have their salary increased by the amount allocated towards them.
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Hello Otto-Nerds. Reminder (or perhaps 1st time news to you): The arbitration process starts this Friday, Oct 15th. And I believe it runs to Nov 14th at 11:59pm. We are doing the ALLOCATIONS process; NOT the Vote Off. I will post rules here next. But you can always go to Rules page. This is under section for Offseason. We still need to replace the owner for Rocco's Rescue if anyone knows a dude to ask.
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Thy end is here. In our inaugural season, Bunze of Steal take home the Championship! Kings of the Ottoneu. Pretty impressive. My Passion is my Hobby takes 2nd place. And the Mysterious Moe Tucker rounds out the Top 3. Bunze has been sent $400 (owed $1,200 more). Quis is paid out. Passion is owed $400 ($600 - $200 unpaid league fee).
We need payment from
Milt
Nick
Rob
Woody
Colin
Andy Slatken
Dan H
Doug K
Just send to me to
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Bob is a terrible Commish, so technically I don't recall prize payouts being finalized. But we had a group text over the summer and I suggested
Champ = $1,600
2nd = $600
3rd = $200
Total pot is 12x$200 = $2,400
Nobody objected (or commented), so let's just go with that
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Hey fucksticks. 3 more days of action. Still need payment from most. Only received from Bunze, Quis, and Hutch. Fee is $200. Obviously new guys Spink and Sith Lords can disregard, no payment from you gents. And if you are looking likely for top 3, you can hold off. All others can either pay me on Venmo = @bstines82 OR just wait to pay winners direct next week.
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There is a 2nd owner listed
Chapman 31 on
August 20, 2021 7:11 PM
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