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MLB Stats

Batting

YearTeamGPA R HR OBP SLG
2009WSN2189940.318180.56098
2010WSN15457459100.307960.39238
2011WSN1546396580.297770.35788
2012WSN13054772250.334550.51072
2013WSN15865577200.330780.45333
2014WSN15464873240.313270.43002
2015WSN15664169190.289760.38422
2016TEX156677107220.335300.44640
2017COL953734770.326150.37463
2018COL16061982220.307440.42162
2019COL14048264200.309770.47856

Last 10 MLB Games

DateTeamOpponentPAABHBB2B 3BHRRRBIHBPSFSBCS
2019-09-29 COL MIL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-09-28 COL MIL 4 4 2 0 0 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0
2019-09-26 COL @SFG 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-09-25 COL @SFG 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-09-24 COL @SFG 3 3 2 0 0 0 1 1 2 0 0 0 0
2019-09-22 COL @LAD 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-09-21 COL @LAD 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-09-20 COL @LAD 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-09-18 COL NYM 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2019-09-16 COL NYM 4 4 2 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0
Totals 24 24 7 0 0 1 3 3 4 0 0 0 0

MILB Stats

Batting

YearTeamGPA R HR OBP SLG
2006WSN (AA)37133800.214290.23140
2006WSN (A+)924085090.312810.38356
2007WSN (A+)12954069130.356600.43231
2008WSN (AA)9336742120.318440.40557
2008WSN (R)313100.384620.46154
2009WSN (AAA)552062510.427860.46067
2009WSN (AA)421892960.372340.49412
2017COL (AAA)310110.400000.77778

Transaction History

Date Transaction Type Team Salary
March 28, 2011 11:49 PM add Escape Podsednik One is Away $5
October 6, 2011 11:25 PM increase Escape Podsednik One is Away $7
March 23, 2012 2:19 PM cut Escape Podsednik One is Away $4
April 24, 2012 3:24 AM add Hot Mess $4
October 5, 2012 8:59 AM increase Hot Mess $6
January 11, 2013 3:25 PM move Urbina's Farmhands (from Hot Mess) $6
June 14, 2013 8:44 PM move Sonny Gray Real Estate (from Urbina's Farmhands) $6
October 11, 2013 2:44 PM increase Sonny Gray Real Estate $8
November 16, 2013 1:58 AM increase Sonny Gray Real Estate $10
October 8, 2014 10:59 PM increase Sonny Gray Real Estate $12
November 15, 2014 12:10 AM increase Sonny Gray Real Estate $14
June 8, 2015 11:18 PM move David Justice is Blind (from Sonny Gray Real Estate) $14
October 5, 2015 8:16 AM increase David Justice is Blind $16
December 29, 2015 12:10 PM move Hot Mess (from David Justice is Blind) $16
January 27, 2016 9:30 PM move Durty Micks (from Hot Mess) $16
October 7, 2016 12:26 PM increase Durty Micks $18
October 7, 2017 1:43 AM increase Durty Micks $20
January 28, 2018 10:01 PM cut Durty Micks $10
March 5, 2018 9:01 PM add All Hail West Teixeira $9
June 9, 2018 11:40 AM cut All Hail West Teixeira $5
March 3, 2019 9:52 PM add Durty Micks $1
April 6, 2019 10:18 PM cut Durty Micks $1
June 19, 2019 11:10 AM add Gurriel our Lourdes and Savior $1
October 4, 2019 4:59 PM increase Gurriel our Lourdes and Savior $3

Recent Trades for Ian Desmond in ottoneu Classic (4x4)

Date Proposing Team Proposing Team Gives Accepting Team Accepting Team Gives
July 12, 2019 2:05 PM Chicago Cubs World Series Champs Lance Lynn TEX SP R $1
Dave Stewart's Balls Ian Desmond COL OF R $1
June 29, 2019 9:05 AM Can't CUTCH This! Ian Desmond COL OF R $5
Cub Your Enthusiasm Stephen Strasburg FA SP R $32
April 27, 2019 3:38 PM Northern Swell Ian Desmond COL OF R $4
Corey Seager LAD SS L $30
Realsville David Dahl COL OF L $9 DTD
Joe Musgrove PIT SP R $8
December 10, 2018 11:22 AM Aaron Nolanado Trea Turner WSN SS R $29 DTD 
Lunch Angle Ian Desmond COL OF R $5
Miguel Andujar NYY Util R $6 DTD
Brian Anderson MIA 3B/OF R $4 DTD
April 3, 2018 9:34 AM Freeport Pretzels Ian Desmond COL OF R $6
Dave Stewart's Balls Colin Moran PIT 2B/3B L $3 DTD
Austin Riley ATL 3B/OF R $2
April 18, 2017 9:20 PM Realsville Ian Desmond COL OF R $21
Hunter Renfroe SDP OF R $1 DTD
Northern Swell Greg Holland WSN (AA) RP R $3
Jameson Taillon PIT SP R $17 DTD
April 6, 2017 10:22 AM Machado Machado Man Ben Zobrist FA 2B/OF S $25
Got dat lake Trout Ian Desmond COL OF R $17
Gerardo Parra FA 1B/OF L $3 
January 14, 2017 11:39 AM BoJack VORPman Ian Desmond COL OF R $21
The DickieTrons Steven Moya DET (AA) Util L $3
Jose De Leon TBR SP/RP R $4 
November 27, 2016 9:19 PM Uncle Charlie Ian Desmond COL OF R $20
Madison Bumgarner FA SP L $39
Joe Kelly Has Great Stuff Matthew Moore FA RP L $5 DTD
A.J. Pollock LAD OF R $14
Justin Verlander HOU SP R $14
August 29, 2016 5:32 PM Mendoza Line Manufacturing Rajai Davis FA OF R $1
Ian Desmond COL OF R $15
Jonathan Lucroy FA C R $16
Joaquin Benoit FA RP R $3
Didi Gregorius FA SS L $1
Anthony Rendon FA 3B R $17
Rougned Odor TEX 2B L $14
Reynaldo Lopez CHW SP R $5
Got dat lake Trout Jon Lester CHC SP L $21
Brad Hand CLE RP L $1
Brian Dozier FA 2B R $11
Khristopher Davis OAK Util R $9
Carlos Martinez STL RP R $12 DTD
Jonathan Villar BAL 2B/SS S $1
Anthony Desclafani CIN SP R $10