2016 Standings
| Team | Record (W-L-T) | Points For | Points Against |
|---|---|---|---|
| Senators | |||
| Show Me Your TDs | 7-7-0 | 1623.00 | 0.00 |
| Washington Senators | 7-7-0 | 1493.00 | 0.00 |
| Lincoln Abes | 6-8-0 | 1501.00 | 0.00 |
| Tester | 5-9-0 | 1412.00 | 0.00 |
| Sweat | |||
| The Destroyers | 8-6-0 | 1497.00 | 0.00 |
| that's a good sweat | 8-6-0 | 1494.00 | 0.00 |
| negative EV | 6-8-0 | 1519.00 | 0.00 |
| Bless 'em | 5-9-0 | 1433.00 | 0.00 |
| Heisman | |||
| The Heismen Curse | 10-4-0 | 1662.00 | 0.00 |
| jindals on spree | 10-4-0 | 1564.00 | 0.00 |
| Fat Kroenke | 8-6-0 | 1585.00 | 0.00 |
| The Horwitz Brothers | 4-10-0 | 1402.00 | 0.00 |