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I could hear the fuck Kris Bryant from turtle all the way over here
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Aging well.
I noticed one name missing from the list. Your unhealthy relationship with Bobby Witt, Jr. is unsettling. It's WAY past
Country Blumpkins on February 1, 2024 12:55 PM
Dr. Shower on
April 11, 2024 5:44 PM
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Considering Bregman's slow start, maybe I don't want DJ back before game 62...
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“I’m pretty close to being ready,” LeMahieu said on April 6. “I’m not ready to go, but I’m ready to play baseball. Making progress.”
Yankees manager Aaron Boone said on April 9 that LeMahieu has "been introduced to side-to-side [movements] and things like that, so he’s moving in a pretty good direction."
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INF DJ LeMahieu (non-displaced fracture of right foot) Expected return: April or May LeMahieu has taken on-field batting practice and said on April 6 that he was encouraged by his progress. LeMahieu has also been fielding ground balls hit directly at him, which he began on April 1, and he has been running with approximately 90 percent effort.
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If anyone has a pitcher or player that you would like to see get injured, possibly brutally, please send him to the Blumpkins. We'll get em hurt real good.
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O'Neill for Castellanos deal looking great right now
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More like the BADS amirite
Empty Stats on
April 7, 2024 8:14 AM
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10th in IP. 11th in Ks. 3rd in Hits allowed. 3rd in HR allowed.
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Bieber is a pussy. Kerrs are dead. #Amy
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Quick trigger on the Ass Jackhammer.
Dr. Shower on
April 6, 2024 4:43 PM
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So many of my pitchers have been under Neal ElAttrache's knife that it's basically a brotherhood.
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I love that I've beaned ten dudes and the next closest is someone w/ 5. Kerrs are sending a message. We're coming for 1st. We aint backing down. We're hitting mother fuckers. #Amy
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Are we counting Shep as an actual team this year though? He's self-admittedly punting. I think 11th is the new Last. Shep is like the As this year; he's just saving up for that Vegas trip in the future. Dome still in Last, from Amy's perspective. #Blumkins #Amy #KissingInATree
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Just like dome rising off the bar room floor after passing out from die uh bet us, dome has risen out of last place. Life imitates art. Dome rises in the east and sets in the west. Get ready.
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Eury’s got the goods apparently.
Dr. Shower on
April 4, 2024 11:40 PM
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I should have never given up THE GOODS™️ metric even if I believe it’s highly correlated to significant arm injuries. The Sleepers’ arms are 🔥🗑️🔥 which is worse than losing a few a year to Face’s namesake’s client list.
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It’s a deep cut for sure.
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I think it’s the twin TJ doctors all the teams use now
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Thanks Face for the explanation. What is the origin of your new Team Name? #Amy
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AJ (Ass Jackhammer) Puke providing the Blumpkins with positive points today is nothing short of an Easter Miracle
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The bet (offered by Shep and accepted by me) was that DJ Lemahieu would be within .6 PPG of Alex Bregman at the end of the season. The wager was $100 and I put a qualifier on it that both players had to play in 100 games or the bet would void.
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I wish I could make it tomorrow night but I have travel ball practice.
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Blumpkins...what about Pilger Poo?
Shep on
April 3, 2024 12:44 PM
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I created a Group for the SixPicks daily Fantasy game. Link is at top of this page. Password: Amy69Fisted
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Damn, Dome. The Fighting Paperweights are off to a rough start. At least Ober came through. #AmyImpressed? #Nah
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The domes have taken a shooting star press off the top of a ladder and have rolled into the ringside chairs
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I’m not dead. But my team is. #NeedAmyShoulderToCryOn
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Blumkins! I thought you were dead! From the Grave! #Amy
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State of Confusion and State of Denial, I presume?
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Can we get a recount of the actual bet, money stake, parties and any further analysis that anyone would be kind enough to provide? Thank you in advance. #AmyEsquire #Yes #In2States
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I'm regretting putting a qualifier on my bet with Shep. Slim chance DJ plays 100 games at this point.
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Prelander Borroa sounds caucasian. #ThoughtsFromAmy
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Oh! Ha. My bad
Shep on
March 31, 2024 8:17 PM
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Shep Ober did it today.
Laser Show on
March 31, 2024 8:12 PM
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-51 wasn’t this year. I think -26.4 by Face (how bout that Wolfpack, IN YOUR FACE) is the leader in the clubhouse. Who was the pitcher??
Shep on
March 31, 2024 8:05 PM
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Hahahhaha. Dude is so bad. #RaiseIt
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This side bet may make Bailey Falter fantasy relevant
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Whoa! -51? That’s gonna be tough to beat. #Dome
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Bailey ober. -51 for the fighting paperweights.
Laser Show on
March 31, 2024 3:19 PM
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Also, the Marlins are atrocious. #Amy
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Is -26.4 in the lead at the moment? Whomever beats it, needs to report it. #AmyRules
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In
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In
Empty Stats on
March 31, 2024 9:46 AM
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Just posted a -26.4, I'm in!
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Wow. Respect. #AmyImpressed #Absolutely
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Fucking IN
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I’m in too
Laser Show on
March 30, 2024 9:57 PM
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I’m in
Shep on
March 30, 2024 9:49 PM
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Not enough gamblers on here. Makes it another way to win some money and follow daily. Plus, it’s completely random. Face could even win. #Amy
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