League Message Board
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Luis Garcia is a classic pay the man and ride the turd. He will let you down. You will suffer his slump. You will remain 10th place Idaho potato award. Bland and uninspired. Bombed out and depleted
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College stories check out though. Respect that for more than your ottoneu abilities
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No. 4 months. I was so great that they asked me not to return for fear of making everyone else look bad.
Garcia's 5.77PPG would lead all active batters on your team, but i digress. Thanks for giving up on him.
#VoteDome/Blumpkins2024
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Did you mean four years? I went to college for four years not months. Also graduated with sterling grades. Also maybe you should think about rebuilding, perennial 10th place and your roster is in shambles. Welcome to Luis Garcia. He was a dome many multiple years ago. Enjoy.
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Dome, you're currently in the 10th year of your "rebuild". You should hire Chip & Joanna Gaines as your GMs. That fucking skyscraper should be done by now. Also, the time I spent at Shippensburg University were the best 4 months of my life. I'll never forget the mushrooms we bought from Phi Kappa, the 4 cases of beer we snuck into our dorm for a party, the RA asking me for beer to impress the chick he had in his room, the campus hooker banging my roommate on the top bunk un
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cloons
2uke on
May 9, 2024 4:51 PM
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I hope you fellas have more where this came from. I thought the pink Power Ranger comment was the boot & leg drop, but then we got the LVC content. The 1994 D3 National Champions aren’t off limits? Where does this end?
Dr. Shower on
May 9, 2024 3:43 PM
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Classic back peddling. I think I’ve proven my point. You have certainly insinuated my players suck while championing the commander of suck Dominic canzone. Also Lebanon valley is a highly esteemed small college. At least I didn’t attend balls and weiners all over my face university. Did you even go to college? Don’t answer that. I imagine your mental powers are tapped by now.
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I'll have you know that the Calzone's meet up with Jordan Luplow's mom every Friday at the Gallo's for dinner.
#FreakyFivesome #VoteDome/Blumpkins2024
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I never said any of those guys sucked. I'm just stating facts. You don't need a mathematician to know that 3.38 is higher than -0.80. If I'm not mistaken, the object of this league is to score more points than everyone else. Kinda hard to do if you're going fucking backwards. But, that's right. You didn't go to college. You went to Lebanon Valley. And what the hell is wrong with pink????
#domevsblumpkins2024 #VoteDome/Blumpkins2024
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Your argument is so stupid it’s like telling the owner of Jackson Holliday that he sucks because canzone has better PPG. I mean that’s just stupid. but ok dome is an idiot: riiiight. Call me when you finish 6th. Hell call me if you finish ninth this year. You are beating two rebuild tank teams and the kerrs who let’s be fair, injuries have ruined them. Wearing the pink power Ranger suit does not make you the pink power ranger
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Canzone is only special to his mother and father and even they are disappointed. I mean let’s be real. Canzone is a stiff. The book is out on my so called “stiffs” but I’d take prospect pedigree over whatever the fuck canzone has any day of the week. Will it work? Time will tell. The bell though has tolled on whipped ass canzone and I’m just not wrong
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I’m confident that injures have little to do with your team performance. Have you ever finished higher than dome since you’ve joined the league? The standings tab shows me that you have in fact not. Call me when you finish 6th which dome has done. Also I think if we polled the league they’d take actual prospects such as Keith, manzardo, beck, and Naylor over canzone.
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At least I don't outbid others for a guy then NOT start him while he racks up 58points.
#GMoftheYear #VoteDome/Blumpkins2024
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I have been called Bob Boyd The Mongoloid before... I watch baseball. I watch Eloy play parts of seasons. I watch a World Series winner cast off their starting SS. I watch novelty acts (HEY LOOK WE'RE BROTHERS ON THE SAME TEAM! when clearly one is better than the other). I'm not smarter than the room (well, maybe except for Amy, but then so is everyone else). In my rambling response to Mr. Dr. Shower, I tried to convey my awful luck with injuries this season.
#domevsblumpkins2024#Monk
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Rebuild. Autocorrect is retarded. fucking. I’ll take the retard on that one. Also I’ve never been asked to explain my plan. You were previously on this very board.. Let’s stop acting like you are smarter than the room. CLEARLY you aren’t Mr Perennial 10th place with a small weiner to boot.
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I mean I’m in a rebuke so outside of trades those guys will stay. Are you fuckkng retarded? Do you watch baseball?
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As long as you promise to keep the players on your team previously mentioned, also Naylor, Friedel, Jimenemez and Swanson as his PPG is higher than theirs too. Size may matter to you but I prefer FACTS.
#domesvsblumpkins2024 #voteDome/Blumpkins2024
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Have you ever heard of small sample size? You should based on your weiner size. Keep him all year and let’s see how he does.
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Yet Calzone's PPG is still higher than Goldschmidt, Beck, Kieth and MannZardo COMBINED.
#AmyKnows #Scoreboard
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Stunned (well not really) that dominic canzone is on the blumpkins roster still. Domes team is singing the poo city anthem but even our management would have cut him eons ago #domevsblumpkins2024
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# of rostered players on IL
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What are you counting??
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Holding steady at 16
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I must have missed it, what is the count for Blumpkins?
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17
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If you would like to learn more about the FBC Initiative, or would like to make a $20 doantion for which we will send you a FREE gift of a leather whip embossed with your favorite Blumpkin's name on it, text "FBC" to 515069.
Thanks for your interest!
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Mr. Dr. Shower, so glad you asked. Blumpkin Management is currently experimenting with the FBC (Full Body Cast) Initiative that is spearheaded by GM Marquis de Sade and Team Physician Dr. Moreau. We are testing and developing many procedures that will determine bone density and pain levels in most of our players. Some opt out due to religious beliefs. To be continued.....
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Blumpkins, if you can do so, without giving away too many trade secrets, please break down the strategy.
Dr. Shower on
May 2, 2024 6:41 PM
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Smashing the veto because Shep is involved in the trade.
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Message board wars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dome remains neutral
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At least Shutdown was giving up proven talent in his vetoed trade, for just 1 player in return. Shower is trading guys with limited MLB experience and getting back TWO players that are BOTH way better than Eggman. And it’s only May. Come on…
2uke on
May 2, 2024 2:51 PM
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16
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Did that day lead to the exodus of the caris? If it was that message board fiasco, One of them texted neutral party dome to apologize for the chaos and I returned texted a paperweight.
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We haven't seen Angry Shep like this since the Caris Boys fiasco. What an amazing day that was on the board. #TeamShep #EvenAngryShep
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Dome and respect are the same person
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Dr. Shower is currently the only manager that I will just give players away to (and Shutdown last year, Trea Turner says you're welcome). Or maybe Spanky too, since he sends fair counter-offers and respectable messages. But don't let Shep fool you, he and I are close to making a deal for Bregman so send him your offers now before he's mine!
2uke on
May 1, 2024 1:35 PM
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Also I’m sure this will age poorly and Adell will fuck all year
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This is not luke specific but dome is also not giving guys away. I get my high priced guys that help you win will not get me top tier value but I’m not willing to take jo Adell (was offered last year and became my poster child running joke example) or other clowns of said ilk. I say this with much respect as a dome often does
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Looking for RP and dudes who will benefit me next year. There's a chance I might not match up with anyone at this point in the season. I'm not giving these guys away, looking for value for value. Luke, just don't bother.
Shep on
May 1, 2024 11:36 AM
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Encarnacion-Strand, Pena, Degrom, Cortes, Brown, Mead, Ruiz, Bregman, Gil, Schmidt, and King are all available for differing levels of returns, if anyone is interested. Willing to cover cost to the extent that I can.....All that said, I can only trade in this league if it's agreed upon that the league says it's okay. So, maybe consult with the losers that veto trades before offering one to me.
Shep on
May 1, 2024 9:58 AM
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14
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Blumpkins currently with 13 on IL. Should invest in a hospital. #NurseAmy #BedpanBlumpkin
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2.82>Not Available
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Slade Cecconi is a great carny name.
Dr. Shower on
April 27, 2024 8:24 AM
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Bregman always sucks in April. Just you wait.
Dr. Shower on
April 27, 2024 7:25 AM
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Yes, you're right Imposter, he's a stud.
Shep on
April 26, 2024 2:34 PM
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2.82 > 2.5
2uke on
April 26, 2024 1:49 PM
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You guys really prevented Glenn from running away with things with Bregman in the fold. He sure is spectacular at under 2.5 pts per game. You sure do know so much more about baseball than I do, so glad you saved me from myself. Phew.
Shep on
April 26, 2024 12:31 PM
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